ANNOUNCEMENT!!! I m now a PROBLOGGER !!!

Actually all the while I also a PROBLOGGER la, but I just notchet announce only. Why I only announce now ? Bcoz last Saturday I go yum char with a bunch of fehmes bloggers (Mack, Paultan, Suanie, KY, ShaolinTiger, foxtrotecho and v0ices) and I intro myself to them lidis :

*offer handshake* "Hi! Im Rojaks, PROBLOGGER."

So today i kena announce I m a PROBLOGGER lo... LOL! Anyway some of them dont belif I m a PROBLOGGER and I promised them that I will prove to them on Monday with all the sapoting facts that I m a PROBLOGGERS.

BEHOLD !!! Lemme show to you all the tool only a PROBLOGGER would own!!!

A Problogger's Keyboard

Its a keyboard with SPESEL KEY, this keyboard are specially made for PROBLOGGERS. If you intend to be a PROBLOGGER like me you must definitely, absolutely need this keyboard!

Current we have this PROBLOGGER keyboard model CnP-l33t in stock!! Call now and we will throw in a pair of PROBLOGGER typing gloves so you can blog in style!!! the gloves are made of shit-thetik material taken from a Bull, we call it "PROBLOGGER Bull-Shit Glove!!!

Purchase 3 units of CnP-l33t Keyboard and we will throw in a free copy of Oxford Yingrish and Grammar DicKtionary for PROBLOGGERS absolutely FOC!!!

Call this number now! 1-800-PROBLOGGERS-BULLSHIT+GLOVES to be eligible for this limited time offer!!

*Existing PROBLOGGERS gets a further 20% discount. Offer valid while stock last!

P.S. : The above entry are created solely for entertaiment purposes only, you are free to make any assumptions but please do not hold me accountable for it.