I kena tagged by Ahpek and Sapien bryan
The Golden Rules:
1) write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:
- I
- me
- blowjob
- grapes
- random
- power
- loneliness
- water
- robot
- blue
I was at pasar last Sunday, gua overheard Ahpek telling Helen that he got a blowjob the nite before in Karaoke and Pub kiew kiew (fully owned by Lilian Chan and the tigress club.)
Ahpek : Me got suck yesday kat lilian’s karaoke, the china girl dem juicy gua tell you …. Kungfu also one liew!
Helen : Wuah … so song ah ? mahai later your bini found out then u fulat
Ahpek : gua very sing muk wan geh you don’t worry. Yo know yesday halfway thru it gua suddenly got this urge wanna eat fruits. So gua ask the china girl for some grapes la … mana tau she misunderstood gua and terus sucks my balls !! wuah shiok I tell you …. gua terus lau bei huet !!!
Helen : Lau bei huet or Lau Jing ?
Ahpek : Lau bei huet laaa … then with my eyes still closed (bcoz still enjoying the balls licking) gua randomly search for wet tissue to wipe my nose mana tau gua ter grabbed the mic instead of the tissue gua looking for.
Helen : Mic ? mahai your cerite not sync one …. then after the mic how ?
Ahpek : Gua suddenly got this idea la … gua wanna sing karaoke while getting my kkc sucked, gua never try that before so gua wanna show power la see gua can do it anot.
Helen : HAHAHA bj while karaoke ? u mean u wanna moan and let everyone hear izzit ?
Ahpek : no lar real one! gua choose one song by LeeYee (ancient singer) the song name is “loniliness and you” Gua managed to sing the whole song while getting my bj la but of coz the voice got lari abit when gua ejaculating la.
Helen : Wuah you can masuk guiness record book liow, you sing and cumming at the same time lol!
Ahpek : yar itu china girl say my kkc dem big she very the like … she blow me till her water liew liew ledi. …. Then gua asked her how my singing chun anot ? she replied “very nice but when u cumming that time hor u sound like a robot lar”
Helen : kakakakakaka!!!!
Ahpek : Mahai ….. sibeh tulan she say lidat …. Then gua fark her back also lar, gua said “mahai u sark kok that time can don’t sark so hard can anot ? u see now my lantau also blue black liow” then she say sorry and promised to make it up by providing free buffet the whole nite long.
Helen : Free buffet ? whats that ?
Ahpek : hehe whole nite eat all you can la !!!! hahahaha
2) Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words.
No change
3) Your essay must make some kind of sense. if it’s not cool, then it won’t get published…
lancau! i derno how to write cool story, this is a fucking joke blog laaaa
ok here goes !!
1.people
2.people
3.people
4.people
5.people
MAHAI! i go tell lilian. her kala-ok very the clean one. where got serve chinese oysters one.
ReplyDeleteHOI! Dun simply spoil my kari-ok reputasi wor. My kari-ok only for females, serving German sausages. vb
ReplyDeleteThis WIngz very pandai frame ppl. Wasn't this the conversation I had with YOU ?? You were telling me about the Kala-OK in Petaling Street. But last time you told me hor, the China chick is a China ah-poh and you took her bcos she gave you discount mar...
ReplyDeleteYou forget already meh??
Oi? I thought Ah pek got blown by tangkachi?
ReplyDeleteHow come in this episode china girl pulak?
LOL!!
ReplyDeleteeh..how many times u used "I" wor! tipu orang wor!
ReplyDeletethere was more than 20 times the word 'I' than i found in his stoli this time wings out of idea of ledi.....
ReplyDeletemay be the got over CAT SCAN.....
muah ha ha ha ha