2 December 2006

Harapkan Pagar, Pagar Pulak Makan Padi

Mat Rempit Royale - Lisence to Stab

I dunno whether to cry or to luff when reading this article, you judge for yourself la ...

JOHOR BARU: Four suspected Mat Rempit have been detained in connection with a fight in Ulu Tiram in which two men were stabbed and another injured.

State CID chief Senior Asst Comm II Roslan Ahmad said the suspects, aged between 20 and 32, were picked up at about 11am in Ulu Tiram on Wednesday.

“We saw a motorcyclist riding while standing on the vehicle.

“We honked at him and he showed us crude gestures,” he said.

Mohd Rahim said that a short while later the motorcyclist rode in front of their car and fell off the vehicle in Jalan Mawar 2. He stopped his car and asked the motorcyclist if he was all right but he accused them of causing him to fall.

The motorcyclist then made a call and several minutes later, six men arrived and they started attacking Mohd Rahim, Sajuri and another friend, Abdul Talib Ahmad, 45, who had been travelling in another car.

Abdul Talib received 100 stitches and Mohd Rahim 35 stitches for their wounds.


It was mentioned in the above article that there is "Four suspected Mat Rempit" SUSPECTED??!! Mat Rempit can suspek one ka? Like how to identify Mat Rempit? Got Diploma or Degree Mat Rempit course wan izzit?

Got spesel lisen issued to Mat Rempit so we commoner could identify them as Mat Rempit and steer clear of them? You must be kidding rite?! SUSPECTED MAT REMPIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Damn! thats a good one!

And I thot they are suppose to be "someone's" mata, tangan dan kaki? so now the "mata, tangan and kaki" is given lisence to stab ledi huh?

Bak kata pepatah melayu ... harapkan pagar, pagar makan padi. I think that is no pagar ler ... looks more like parasite to me!

For new driver who just passed their driving exams we give them this Sticker right?

Maybe the "someone" could issue a new sticker lidis for Mat Rempit, you know just in case anything happen we no nid to "suspect" whether they are Mat Rempit anot rite anot???

We are learning something new everyday huh? SUSPECTED MAT REMPIT!! HAHAHAHAHA i cant stop luffing la!!


  1. u CRACK me up!Mat Rempit Boleh in BODOHLAND.

    U know what there is this arsehole Mr.K,young up and coming politician marrying into power,who propose making'Mat Rempit' into tourist attraction!what about the HAZE,the 9th wonder of the world.

    expect lotta tourist next year!

  2. Anonymous1:02 pm

    You are a suspected blogger!!! Now go make a SB sticker and stick onto your blog here. LoL...

    Oh btw, I think those who come up with whatever idea about Mat Rempit must be suspected idiotic moron!

  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuCj3bBvPFk&eurl=

    terlalu panas terlalu pantas doh~
    ganas sial~

    they are the way to vision 2020!

  4. Can I apply for MR lesen kah?

  5. I totally agree with the MR sign! I want RR sign can ah? Rock n Roll ma... LOL

  6. Anonymous7:06 am

    malaysia bodoh....

  7. Anonymous10:18 am

    i'm totally speechless...

    and they think they can take the good out from the bad, it's like waiting for the pigs to climb up the trees!

  8. Anonymous12:01 pm

    hahaha...good 1...kinda missed the "suspected" word at 1st glance. Maybe it's just there to make the article rhyme better? lolx

  9. The video of that idiot wiping out and falling in the longkang was great =D

    Btw what's the name of the song that's used for this video? I keep hearing it all the time but don't know. Thx.

  10. daredevil : we are being rule by comedians! LOL!

    ahnel : lol

    bryan : SB = Super Babi? lol

    ee wei: thanks for the link! best rempit mtv!

    5xmom : u kenot lar .. u over kolifai but u can apply one for your kid bcoz he got a bike mah! lol

    kenny ng : soli no RR sign ... but u can have BG sign ... Batu & Guling! lol!

    yotheman : you no i no enuff ledi ler lol

    sharon : kenot speechless wan ... if boh song must voice out! if not very fast can kena high blood pressure!

    blueapple : no actually the word "suspected" is there to make us look stupid-er LOL!!

    xenobiologist : yar that sohai masuk longkang dem farking hillarious!!! this song is from the movie Fast & furious tokyo drift


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