30 June 2008

Lines everyone should know.

Filler post - something i found in my email. Dont feel well enuff to think of tuffs to blog today ...

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:............. What da fark was I thinking?"

"Congratulations on your wedding day!............. Too bad no one likes your wife."

"How could two people as beautiful you............ have such an fugly baby?"

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love......... After having met you, I've changed my mind."

"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life........... I never believed in Hell until I met you."

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....... that you're not here to ruin it for me."

"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."

"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!.......... I never knew what evil was before this!"

"Before you go,......... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"Someday I hope to get married............ but not to you."

"You look great for your age.......Almost Lifelike!"

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me......... Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."

"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend....... So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."

"We have been friends for a very long time........... What do you say we call it quits?"

"I'm so miserable without you.................. It's almost like you're here."

"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy............... Did you ever find out who the father was?"

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday--------- So we're having you put to sleep."

29 June 2008

Its Weekend la!

I was toking to Ahlian and I told her this song made me feel so relaxed n warm and fuzzy

The girl from ipanema - Nat King Cole

But she said this song more lum wor!

L-O-V-E - Nat King Cole

What say you? Which one you prefer? The girl from ipanema or L-O-V-E? By the way .. both song also by Nat King Cole wan ... so if you derno who is Nat King Cole then u goan phuack yoself la!!!

27 June 2008

Kopitiam Blowater - Parliment Throw Shit Contest!

I really wish they would spend more time in fixing our shit rather than create more shit for their own amusement purposes! We got enuff Professional Shitter in teh kanteri ledi la! You wanna drama can lar but first pulez clean up the existing shit first la diu! Whole kanteri is fulla shit now ... you goan make more shit for wat fark?!

* Ahbeng DICKteneri
Professional Shitter : One who got paid just to tok labish n eat n shit! Anyone can be a Professional Shitter! No nid go thru the erection to find one!

What you think? whose side is the media on this time? *evil grin*

26 June 2008

Kopitiam Blowater - Ahbengs Be Smart! Buy Petrol Look Kad!

Remembered the quote "Customers is owaz rite"? If this is true then how come the petrol stesen is squeezing our balls?!! U got pobems with the banks you go fark them la! U char 9 our balls for wat fark? We paying you wan leh! We self serbis one leh!

What cost increase? You goan hire banglas stand there for wat fark? Banglas can serbis us? Wipe our widnscreen? Ask us "Cash or card?" Lidat call serbis? The bangla cant even speak BM to save his own life! No thanks we are capable of self serbis!

So dun try to take our credit card points from us!!! We wanna redeem kilometrico pen at the end of the year wan!!! Why kilometrico pen? What else can you claim? Judging from our inflation rate .... by the end of the year .... that bloody paria non stick wok will gonna cost you 999,923,355 point to redeem ... so my points is only good for kilometrico pen oni!

Click on image to enlarge it, the last pikture got too much text which is not so readable if you dun enlarge it.

Ahbengs pls be smart! Buy petrol pls Look Card!

25 June 2008

Cuci Mata Wetnesday - SpongeBob Grown Up Alredi!

Sometime we as the writer will not know whether our "article" is good anot wan! To us of coz its good la! But whether the readers likit anot .. thats anoder question lor! There is a new poll located at the left panel underneath the nuffnang ads, if dun mind gibe feedback can? Much appreciated!

I tried to make a cuci mata post since 10am but I surrendered to my work ... totally kenot find time to even post any pics!!! ARGHH!!! Then lunch time kam thot can post la! ... mana tau lotsa uninvited guests also kam! so its 3:15 pm now and here i am typing out this simply Cuci-Mata post.

I actually thot wanna skip today post edi bcoz dem farking busy! Buden after yesday mia "horniest Country" post to which i thot i must have made lotsa contirbution in making Mareysia a one of the hamsap-est nation in the world I must post more cuci-mata post wan ... that way we can keep our most hamsap-est nation mia title!!! Maybe one day i can get a latuk title for my hamsap contributions lol!!!!

Bek to today mia cuci mata post ... lotsa teens nowadays grow up watching spongebob cartoon rite? After so many years .... Spongebob alo grown up ledi la!

Of coz in cartun you kenot see the Grownup Spongebob mia version la but in Rojaks we think of everything for lu edi ....

So Ladies and Genitalmen!!!! I present to you Grown up SpongeBOOB!!!!


What you mean where is SpongeBooB? There la! There! There! The yellow color fler with big big EYES!!! can see anot?!!! .... oi Ahpek hands mana pigi?!!! Taruk balik on the table!!!

Now now you seen the Grown up version of SpongeBooB ledi ... which one you prefer? Young Spongebob or Grown Up SpongeBooB version?

24 June 2008

Horniest Country? Askmen!

Are you single or hamsap? Are you currently planning a holiday or werking trip abroad and derno where to go? Werry not as we in Rojak owax cater for the needs of our hamsap Ahbengz members wan! We search the web for the most hamsap stuffs so you dont have to! LOL!

Ok la ok la i bruff 9 u one la! The actual story is One of my regular P0rn pusher (Uncle Linpeh) today show me an australian website call "ASKMEN.COM" they published a list of horniest countries on earth with a guide on how and where to get your puzzies!!! Niahma untung lar u all hamsap farkers! lol!

Suprisingly Malaysia is in no.7 .... Judging from all the hamsap Ahbengz/Ahpekz I known ... we should be in no.1 position la!!! You dont briff you ask Linpeh and see!

Anyway this article mentioned Malaysia lidis one .....


"In public, this country definitely appears conservative. For example, there was a recent controversy over whether sex education should be taught in high school or not -- not exactly sexually liberated. However, behind closed doors lies (pun totally intended) the real story: Malaysians are swinging from the bedposts, and loving every minute of it. Occasionally we'll get a glimpse of it - like when Malaysia's Minister of Health was forced to step down after his homemade sex tapes made the rounds in January of 2008.

Horny hangouts: In Kuala Lumpur, check out these bars and clubs for a straightforward party: Aloha, Poppy Bar or the Rum Jungle. To “choose your own adventure” visit the Beach Club where there’s a good chance a girl comes at a price, but she'll be worth every penny."
Now i know why Linpeh is so hamsap la! that fler mia opis near to all these horny place wan! LOL!

Bitch club really got "girl with plice" one meh? Anyone tried it befoh anot??!!!! Dun shy shy la! faster share your sexperience here!!

China is in No.4 as the horniest country beating the crap out of us .... maybe i should take that China's job offering now ..... lol

Horniest Country Top 10 List!

1. Greece
2. Brazil
3. Russia
4. China
5. Poland
6. Italy
8. Spain
9. Switzerland
10. Mexico Latino!!!

Now ... after reading this post you got this sudden feel to go to Greece, Russia or China anot?

Wanna read more to see if i got bruff 9 u anot? Go HERE la! Niahma ... you better buy me souvinier when u kambek from your sexciting trip!

23 June 2008

Nuffnang Wild Live Blogging Party - Nose Bleed Piktures!!

Naihma I tell you Who no go Nuffnang mia Wild Live Blogging party now can go bang yo own balls till they turn blu-black! No briff? Nah let you see abit sample la!

But first you kena get ready some Tissue paper ... standby la ... gerentik nosebleed one i tell u! All hands on desk ok? mch still erly la!

This one my Feberet pikture of the nuffy gers .... who got high blood pressure better dun see long long ... later kena heart ehtek!

The more u see .. the more high your blood pressure wan!

Jie-jie bunny ... can i bwing u home? I lafu carrot one leh!

2 chiew kap mou tik lengluis .... Ringo and PlincessJane

Erm ... who can tell me where their blogs??!! I gibe lu rewards!!! lol

Chicken playing with cow mia pink KKC .... this cow got 4 KKCs wan! LOL!

Pink pau, Suet Li and Lioness .... *looking for tisu*

Can you feel the *electrict* yet? *bzz-bzz* Kena sot sial!

Phuiyo side view!!!! can see ... *ahem* the actual size lol!

Msia dlim girl Ringo ... i everynite also got dlim of her wan! *lau bei huet*

this bunny is the ladyboss!!!

2 supah sizzling hot ... hottar than hot plate mia ladybugs

2 hottest mouz

msia dlim girl hani, adeline and bunny jiejie .... I so wanna dlim now!!!

Bunny jiejie drink carrot juice! My houz got lotsa carrot leh!

Dlim ger adeline, Michelle domdom and skyler

look at bunny jiejie mia waist ..... *drools*

Suet Li with the Dlim gers

Ringo with Cow with 4 lembik KKCs lol

This Jiejie cold edi .... go wear Tshirt ... no more HAWT! LOL!

Hi korkor~~ Vote for me!

3 finalist of bet dressed mamamiaaa~~~

If you bored of looking at the front edi ... nah here the rear view! As juicy as the front view wan!

LEGSS!!!! peacock, ostrich and a bee taking piktures with a half man gorrila!

How? Nose bleed edi anot? If not yet then u go bang your nose on the wall la! You obviously mati pucuk ledi wan! no die orso no use! Wuahahahaha!

Mana my pikture? I avoiding the camera like a bad case of STD la! I dunwan pollute ppl mia camera with my fugly pic! Later camera spoil ledi they ask me pay bek how?! KAKAKAKA!

Then of coz .. other than nose bleed we also got obscene 18SX stuffs to show you .... there is this dude .... walking around with a HUGE dick on his face! A black nigga KKC! Dont briff? See the pikture below! This is 18SX stuffs ok? if you notchet 18 yrs old ... pls dun continue!

SHAD the Huge Dick guy! See? That fler flashing his KKC at everyone! LOL! The lenglui beside him is electronicfly

Chicken man raping Mr. Spidey lol! 18x also!

* Note : I tarak bwing my own camera .... all piktures here belongs to either one of them broggers below :
  1. lovesickz.blogspot.com
  2. mikeyip.com
  3. shaolinphoto.com
  4. revel-in-me.blogspot.com
  5. princessladyjane.blogspot.com
  6. onebigbone.com (the Chicken)
  7. mrgin.blogspot.com
If i left out anyone whom piktures is displayed in this post, feel free to inform me wokeh? Dun shy shy la! Dun wanna kane sue for infringement of kopirite!

Cant wait for the next upkambing nuffnang's party .... they freaking know how to throw powderful and hawt party wan!!! WELLDONE Nuffnang! I lafu yew!