Kopitiam Blowater - Hottest Car This Season!

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You heard about their intention to lower petrol price yet? Why got permatang pauh erection only lower it? if no permatang pauh erection then they all will act dumb izzit? actually whats the point of lowering it? the damages are done ... my wantan meen WONT cost 50 sen less just bcoz the petrol is cheaper now! Everything will still be as expensive as its now ... this is pointless! What you doing is not gonna undo the damages you bestowed upon us .... we lost hope in u edi ... SAU PEI LA!!!

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Kopitiam Blowater - Blame Yo Mader la!!

Where i been? Wantan mee is RM4.50!!! Chikin lice is RM4.50!!! Teh ais is RM1.60!!! Petrol is RM2.70!!! Where can i go??!! Working my ass off trying to survive la!!!

Blame my kok la!!! MATHAR FATHAR!!!

Kopitiam Blowater - Cheap SD and Dont Kill Snakes!!!

So ... Whats hot in kopitiams?


















So ... back to the question ... when given a choice between Snake and Bala-Super-Meriam ... and you can oni kill one of them .... which wan you wanna weck? ...I dunno bout you but .... I'll take my chances with the snake! LOL!!

Kopitiam Blowater - Ahbengs Got IQ wan u know?

I suddenly got this crave of eating Turkish food .... you think the Turkish food in Turkey Embassy is nice anot ar? :P













Want lidis meh? This drama re-run so many time ledi wei! Got new drama anot?

Kopitiam Blowater - Parliment Throw Shit Contest!

I really wish they would spend more time in fixing our shit rather than create more shit for their own amusement purposes! We got enuff Professional Shitter in teh kanteri ledi la! You wanna drama can lar but first pulez clean up the existing shit first la diu! Whole kanteri is fulla shit now ... you goan make more shit for wat fark?!

* Ahbeng DICKteneri
Professional Shitter : One who got paid just to tok labish n eat n shit! Anyone can be a Professional Shitter! No nid go thru the erection to find one!











What you think? whose side is the media on this time? *evil grin*