Three Ahbengs Boasting

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Please pray for Tun Dr. Mahathir speedy recovery

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Once upon a time .... 3 Ahbengs (Ahpai, Ahpek and Ahbeng) were sitting around a campfire taking a break from their hunting, with nothing better to do they started telling blowing water (tok kok session la)



Ahpai : I must be the strongest ahbeng in this jungle, just the other day when a buffalo got loose and starting to attacked the villagers I saw 6 men trying to take the buffalo down but did not succeed so i jumped in and wrestle the buffalo to the ground with my bare hands!

Ahbeng heard Ahpai tok so big he also beh tahan ledi ....

Ahbeng : That is nothing la! yesday in my village got this 15 feet king cobra, i caught it with my bare hand, bit its head off and sucked all its poison down in one gulp! And I still alive now with you all! You say I powerfool anot?!!

After Ahbeng finish boasting ... there was this moment of silence because both Ahpai and Ahbeng is waiting for Ahpek turn to boast pulak .... they wait n wait n wait ... still nothing ....

Then both of them stare at Ahpek to see what hes doing ....

Ahpek remained silent ... slowly stirring the red hot firewood with his kukuciao!!!!


You say who most power leh??!!!!