7 November 2006

Condom Express

Lemme ask you all a question, Those who uses condoms .... how long does it takes for you to put one on? 1 minute? 2 minutes? 10 minutes?

Will you lose your erection because of the the few minutes you used to put on your condom? No right?

I bet you heard about black ppl got big dick, I think its already a general perceptions that black people naturally comes with big dick ... dats why japs digs black guys so much LOL!

But i bet you didnt know that black people can lose their erection in just 1 minute flat! Yea! From hard rock to soft worm in just 60 seconds .... this is truly "Gone in 60 seconds"

AND that is why they made this Express Condom called Pronto Condom specially for them to use in Africa (a country where there is 5.5 millions peeples have aids.) because the previous conventional condom dont works well with them, by the time they put it on ... its already "dead" therefore most of the time they will "Just Do it" without condom for the fear of losing their erection.

Now with this express condom which can be applied in just 1 second or 2 or 3 or 4 seconds (depending on how horny you are at that state) is the answer to their problem. They can apply the condom at no time and still maintaining their erection.

I think Linpeh is suffering from the same problem also, with this Express condom I think Linpeh will have a happier sex life! LOL! (kidding oni la!!!)

Read all bout it in the article below :

Fast condoms on sale in S Africa

Condoms, which promoters say can be put on in just one second, are going on sale in South Africa this week.

"Using an ordinary condom is a real pain," says Pronto condom designer Willem van Rensburg.

"By the time the condom is on, the mood is halfway out the window." Pronto condoms do not need to be unwrapped.

Mr van Rensburg told the BBC he hopes it will encourage people to use condoms in a country where 5.5m people have HIV - one of the world's highest figures.

"If you're slow, it'll take you three seconds. You can really do it in one," Mr van Rensburg's former business partner Roelf Mulder told the AFP news agency.


The firm's adverts, which can be seen on its website, feature jokes at the expense of two senior South African politicians - former Deputy President Jacob Zuma and Health Minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang.

Mr Zuma said in a court case that he had showered after having unprotected sex with a woman he knew to be HIV-positive in order not to contract the virus.

Dr Tshabalala-Msimang is known as "Dr Beetroot" for her advice to those with HIV to eat nutritious food such as garlic and beetroot.

Mr van Rensburg said he looked at the research into South Africa's Aids problem and found that low condom use was a real factor and this was largely because people found them difficult to use.

"People find it's a passion-killer and they're willing to take their chances."

He said it had taken him five years' hard work to get the product to market.

Pronto condoms are not yet on sale outside South Africa.

Who want buy Pronto Condom?!! fast fast email me!!! we do a bulk purchase!!! fast fast!!! Linpeh I know you sure wanna buy a couple of thousands pcs wan!


  1. woik... double posts ah? LOL... again, LinPeh

  2. Anonymous5:25 pm

    Lin Peh no use condom wan. He will lose his erection in 10 seconds.!!!


  3. Din say how to use aso..Need so long to wear da condom meh??!! Too old ard till hand shaking or kkc too small, cannot find..LOL

  4. Should be sold in the USA and Europe . . . it would make $$$ . . . were sick consumers over here


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