They walked in and noticed that all the table were taken, so they headed toward the bar and took a seat each. Loke ordered a jug of Heineken beer for Meng and himself from The Botak Bartender. While waiting for their beer they started some small talk.
Loke : Meng i heard you just join MCA wor .... looks like u finally wanna masuk politik huh ?
Meng : Aiyah at first I thot i anna join MIC one but they dunwan accept me.
Loke : Why MIC dunwan accept lu ?
*Before Meng could answer that question the botak bartender bring their jug of Heineken beer with 2 glass*
Botak Bartender : Eh you two must be new here, here knot tok politik wan laaa, I dunwan kena ISA lokap ok ?
Loke : ok ok soli ....
*Botak Bartender go bek to work*
Meng : what laaa!! tok politik also knot! what pub is this la diuu...
Loke : nebermind nebermind we tok other things la, I dunwan kena kick out leh
Meng : Eh Loke you christian right ?
Loke : yar I thot u know I christian what ?
Meng : I know lar but i dunno u what kinda christian katolik ka or the other one ?
Loke : Katolik lar...
Meng : eh good ... I always wanna ask bout the Pope one, People got tell me that the Pope .......
*The Botak Bartender suddenly show up in the middle of the conversation*
The Botak Bartender : Oi Oi!!! no tok religion, here very sensitive tok religion. Last time got geng fight after toking religion.
Loke : Mahai tok politik knot, tok religion knot THEN TOK SEX CAN ANOT???!!!!!
The Botak Bartender : Tok sex can lar .....
Loke : THEN FARK YOU LAR !!!!
diuuu...better come to my favourite kopitiam. any fuck oso can talk.
ReplyDeletebefore i forget,
ReplyDelete"HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND FAMILY, BRADDER!"
wahhh, manyik violance lei... got fight anot... after that sex also knot tok lar.. kekeke
ReplyDeletehappy new year wor. make sure u make many many duit. not just talk sex.
ReplyDeleteBrother Wingz,
ReplyDeleteI take this opportunity to wish you a good year ahead and Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S - Continue your fantastic effort in rocking the Blogsphere