13 April 2005

Top Secret Repot From Amalika

A brief background intro for those "HU" dunch no "HU" is Bush and Condoleeza Rice. As per our spy LingLingFart(008) repot Bush is the Plesidern of Amalika and Condoleeza Rice (Condi) is da Secretary of State.

This is their pictures captured by our spy cam during one of their speech.

Condi(Front) Bush(Background)

One day our LingLingFart rekordED one of their conversation toking about our maderland Chungcock (China), after further anal-y-sis we found out that this Bush asked Condi to prepare one top Secret repot on Chungcock's Leader, Comrade HU. Below is the converstaion in detail :

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

That Concludes our spy repot today by LingLingfart. Anoder agent, Agent HamKahLing (HKL) have a anoder repot for us, he finally met a FBI agent in front of the White Houz, at the same time also there is a demonstation going on in front of the White Houz. Below is the full repot of their conversation :

HKL : Amalikans have alot of freedom huh? look at the peeple here, they are scolding your Plesidern.
FBI : *PROUD* Yeah, we Amalikan belif in human rights. We can walk right up to our Plesidern and say "Mr. Bush you sucks!" and get away with it. *Boasting*
HKL : *Tulan dee* I can do that too!!!
FBI : NO WAY! you will get yourself killed!
HKL : NO! I can assure you I will be able to get away with it!
FBI : I dont belif you.
HKL : I CAN! I can walk to our leader, Comrade HU and tell him "Mr. Bush Sucks" and he wont harm me too!

With that we concludes our meeting for today. Pls do not leave your belongings behind and dont spits on the floor on your way out. *Thank you*


  1. Who? Who? Who??



  2. LOL, you watched too much TV.

  3. wahahhahahha~ oh my idol "sayapz"
    jus one word to tell u now !!!! "gerng" *wif thumb up*

    omg .. sayapz
    i jus started to read ur blogs.. jus a few days ago..
    at first i found its hard to read urblogs due to the
    bg colour so dark wif all wording in dark colour also.. wahpiang.. i ask surfnux its his side saw the same also not.. (ans: not same like wat i saw)

    u might not able to understand it well if i don send u a copy of it...


    now u have the visual of wat i m saying..?
    as i never give up abt the reading
    so i had came to a solution .... kekeke
    i click on the post comment.. "show original post"
    to read on...

    see laa.. idol !! how i "ci qi lei" ahhH~

  4. *use tisu wipe tears*
    Rachel : i so kamtung~~~ my dream kam true liow~~ Last year i goto audition for Malaysian IDOL .. they rejected me bcoz they said i m OVERage! i dem siongsum dat time! But now

    I m now an idol without even nid to participate in the Malaysian Idol contest!!! You made my dream kam true!!! I LAFU YEW !!! :P

    Seriously, rachel thanks for the encouragement. I will continue to add a little lufters into your daily life as long as you goes on reading my boring setoris :P

    *P.S why lar u using MAC to surf ler ... no wonder the background all so dark! LOL~


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