8 October 2005

Audi Quattro and Fiat Uno

Nephew from UK email me this joke, U kena read carefully bcoz itsa in der Italiano Yingrish lol!

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

Audi Quattro

The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Audi Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four," replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is jus ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retorts unbelievingly.

"Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."

"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro Meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds the Italian official "he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.!!"

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Fiat Uno


  1. rotfl.

    just before people ask you what it means.. Uno means ONE.


    and mch quattro isn't just part of the name of the car hokay. it's 4-wheel drive!

  2. I had to read it three times before I got the joke ...

    Alamak. Getting old liao.

  3. Wah, if Kancil then how? "Can't sell"?

  4. thisa eesa good one.

    zis khant cheel sounds so ze amerhikan. vhy can't you chill in it?

  5. Wah your Quattro pic very nice. See also stim like never stim before. The rims! drool...

  6. I know my atm is going to love this and share with his Italian colleagues. Abuden, I must never introduce atm to rojakz. so how?

  7. Anonymous12:50 pm

    k, i give u credit for this. it's a nice joke :p

  8. butty : oi there is a model called quattro laaa mch dun bluff me!!

    liz : old means how old jek ?

    wolfy : kancil bcome Cunt Chill! lol

    boolicious : tenkiu !

    quick : Cunt Chill!!!

    tan : Rim ??? u get stim looking at rims ?? OMG!!

    5xmom : u do like what probloggers do la !!! *winks*

    wong : cunt chill laaa!! lol

    l0ft : wuahhh ... i m so *honoured*


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