22 January 2006

Auspicious Lingeries For Chinese New Year (Recycled)

Once there is a stage in my life where most of my available time were spent in Petaling Street extorting protecting getting to know the community there real well. Me and the rest of the geng will start patrolling walking around from 4pm onwards. Our job is to make sure others touts dint crossed into our territory and bikin havoc. Sometimes we also nid to settle some mabuk qweilos who bikin heboh at the stalls after they felt they are being cheated.

After a few weeks of lepak-ing kat Petaling St. I managed to make frend with this particular AhBeng, his name is AhLee, hes bout my age at that time and his parents owns a stall in Petaling St. Selling BRAS, hes a very well known figure in Petaling St. back then bcoz of his expertise. And bcoz of this also hes given a nickname by flers traders in Petaling St., his official nick name is AhLeeBRABRA.

Lemme tell you how he get this nick, he got this gift of being able to tell wat size and cup you are wearing by just one look, he would even suggest what kinda cup shape would be more comfy and most of the customers will agree to his choice. Thats how he get his nickname, AhLeeBRABRA

So, one rainy day where business is not so good and everyone is free bcoz there is no customers, we happen to stop by his stall and had a lil chat with him. He then told us.

AhLeeBRABRA : oi oi u wanna see Chinese New Year Bra and Panty anot ? Ngam ngam arrive wan.
Me : What ? see bra only ar ? dunwan lar!
AhLeeBRABRA : Got lenglui wearing the bra one wor!
Me : Got Lenglui ?! OK OK, where ? show show!
*AhLeeBRABRA proceeds to take some photos from underneath his counter*
AhLeeBRABRA : Nah u see for urself la!!! this season very HOT in HongKong and mainland China!

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TangLung Bra, auspicious during CNY eve. Wear ledi sure kena 4D wan!
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Chinese Chopstick and Bowl Bra, Highly appropriate during CNY reunion dinner! Businessman and enterprenuer you all kena buy this set of lingerie for your wife/wives/gf/gfs after that only can fatt datt! kinda symbolise your rice pail always full wan lidat lol!

Me : *Lau Bei Huet*


  1. Too bad I wasn't there.

  2. lau beh huit?? So early also see red already..... this year sure guarantee fatt !! lol

  3. LENG! damn LENG! i should buy some for my gf

  4. wtf were those people thinking when they wore those..

  5. haha!! So u got buy the Chinese Chopstick and Bowl Bra for ur wife or not jek..

  6. How come don't have firecracker or fireworks bra? lolz. Can light them up and shoot fireworks like the robot gals in austin powers.

  7. Eh Rojakz, those rice bowl bra too small lah. Got soup bowl or not?

  8. fuahahahahaha, mahai, like that if u buy the rice bowl, sure no need sked hungry ledi.

  9. Lol.. How to wear baju over the tanglung one ah? =P

  10. very funny 1 espescially that rice bowl with chopstick
    er.. rojak.. you can use the chopstick to pick grape after that...
    muah ha ha ha ha

  11. so they got auction off the rice bowl and the tanglung or not?

    issit gerenti sure hit jackpot if eat from the rice bowl and hang the tanglung in the bedroom ah?


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