13 August 2009

AhLian One Liner!

How did the Ahlian try to kill the bird?... she throw it off of the top of her HDB flat.

How did the Ahlian die drinking milk? ... the cow stepped on her.

Why does a Ahlian only change her baby's diapers once a week? ... the instructions there got say "good for up to 10 kilos".

Why do Ahlians have see-through lunch box cover? ... so they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

Why do Ahlians like lightning? ... they think someone is taking their picture.

Why do Ahlians have more fun? ... they are easier to be amused.

What do you call a Ahlian in a tree with a brief case? ... branch manager.

What do you call a smart Ahlian? ... a golden retriever.

What do you see when you look into a Ahlian's eyes? ... the back of her head.

How many Ahlians does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? ... 10!!! ...one Ahlian will mix the dough and 9 Ahlians will peel the shell off the M & M's.

Why did the Ahlian keep a coat hanger in her back seat? ... in case she accidently locks the keys in her car.

Why did the Ahlian tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? ... so she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the Ahlian get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? ... because she felt so smart coz the box said from 2-4 years.

What did the Ahlian say when she looked into a box of Cheerois? ... oh look, donut seeds.

Why was the Ahlian very sad when she got her driver's license? ... because the driving instructor give her an "F" for sex!

What is it called when an Ahlian blows in another Ahlians ear? ... data transfer.

What's the difference between a Ahlian and a lightbulb? .... the lightbulb is smarter, but the Ahlian is eaiser to turn on.

What do UFO's and smart Ahlians have in common? ... you keep hearing about them, but never see any.

What do you get when you cross a Ahlian and a lawyer? ... I don't know, there are some things even a Ahlian won't do.

What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives Ahlians crazy? ... a one hundred dollar amadika money!

How do you confuse a Ahlian? ...No nid ... They're born that way.

What does a Ahlian make best for dinner? ... reservations.

What do you call a skeleton in the closet with Ahlian hair ... last years hide and seek party winner.

What do you call a Ahlian behind a steering wheel? ... an air bag.

What do you call 20 Ahlians standing ear to ear? ... a wind tunnel.

What is five miles long and has an IQ of forty? ... an Ahlian parade.

Question to the Ahlian...why do you have an ice pack on your chest? ...to keep the milk fresh.

How to you keep a Ahlian busy all day? ... put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How do you drown a Ahlian? ... put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

Why do Ahlians hate M & M's? ... they're to hard to peel.

How do you keep a Ahlian busy? ... write "please turn over" on both sides of a piece of A4 paper.

Why did the Ahlian stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? ... she wanted to see what she looked like when she was sleeping.

How many Ahlians does it take to play hide and seek? ... one.

Why couldn't the Ahlian write the number eleven? ... she didn't know which 1 came first.

How do you make a Ahlian laugh on Monday? ... tell her a joke on Friday.

Why do Ahlians have T.G.I.F. printed on their shoes? ... it stands for "toes go in first".

How many Ahlians does it take to change a tire? ... 5!! 2 to get sodas, 2 to cry and 1 to call daddy.

What do Ahlians and beer bottles have in common? ... they're both empty from the neck up.

What's the advantage of being married to a Ahlian? ... you can park in handicapped zones.

What's the mating call of a Ahlian? ... I think I'm drunk.

How does a Ahlian turn on the lights after sex? ... opens the car door.

Why did the Ahlian have square boobs? ... bcoz she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

What is the Ahlian doing when she hold her hands over her ears? ... trying to hold on to a thought.

Why did the Ahlian stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? ... because it said "concentrate".

Why do Ahlians work seven days a week? ... so you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why do Ahbengs like Ahlians jokes? ... it is one jokes they can understand.

Why is Ahlian jokes so short? ... so Ahbengs can remember them!


  1. cibai funny la u. lol

  2. HAHHAHAHA! This one my fave! :D

    What's the difference between a Ahlian and a lightbulb? .... the lightbulb is smarter, but the Ahlian is eaiser to turn on.

  3. Anonymous3:17 pm

    Why did the Ahlian stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? ... because it said "concentrate".

    this one is my fav...wakakaka...funny sial.

  4. some of them are so funny but some of them i can't understand, maybe i'm one of the ahlian's, empty from the neck up.

  5. the 1st wan is wrong...
    the real arnser is

    she suffercate in her pussy.

  6. What's the difference between an Ah Lian and mosquito?

    Mosquito stop sucking when you slap them. Ah Lian will suck harder if you slap them.


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