24 December 2008

How can you tell time is really bad now?


WARNING :
18SX - Small bois n girls ... go do your homework! Dun read! go play PS2 or PS3 or Wii or PSP or hello kitty or hello puppy or anything as long as u dont read this post can edi! If you die die also wanna read ... then call your mum/dad at work and ask for permission 1st ok?
3 Ahlians Biao Meis from China kam to Mareysia together gether to find easy money wan ... as soon as they arrive in Apot, 3 of them were seperated assigned to diff area in Kolumpo following different pimps .... almost a year later oni got chance to meet up like a mini reunion lidat la.

They met in a pub and 3 of them compares stories about their sexperiences with their clients and how difficult it is to find eat now due to the bad economic situations in kolumpo.

Xiao Wen : I tell you hor ... my area puchong there hor ... very bad now leh! Everyone want cheap! I last time charge 200 bucks for a fark wan! Now hor ... my customers oni gimme 100 bucks for a fark then sommo kena include a bj wan! I really derno how to do business lidis liow wei.

Xiao Ling : WUAH!! u can get 100 bucks?! I only get 25 bucks for a bj in Jinjang leh! They want fark also no money left ledi!!! u get 100 bucks sommo u komplen? I blow till my mouth bengkak oni can get 100 bucks u know?

Xiao Lian : AIYAH! you 2 derno how lucky you are la! Sommo wanna komplen wor!

Xiao Wen : Eh ... u in Kajang wan right? kajang so cham meh now?

Xiao Lian : You derno oni ... in Kajang now dem jialat! All farktory closing down! All banglas boh lui liow!

Xiao Ling : den den how? you ok anot?

Xiao Lian : ok la ... now i offer free bj lor ...

Xiao Ling : FREE?!!!

Xiao Lian : Abuden? at least i can get some free protien to fill my stomach mah!!!

6 comments:

  1. wahahahah!!ewl!

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  2. Anonymous12:03 pm

    kakakkaka....

    a lil dirty...but good one...

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  3. oi oi....kajang full of aquas la...but got one chicken den also...is beside the oriental hotal...is call white swan...4th floor...u go la...wahahahaha....still quite good in business de ok...

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  4. Anonymous12:32 am

    Let's welkam piao mei to koala lum boh

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