Showing posts with label Ahbeng News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ahbeng News. Show all posts

23 December 2010

Makeup Studio Caught Plagiarizing photos from other Photo Studio

I really salute this Misaki Beauty Makeup Studio! If they have a studio, why they kenot take own pic? or izzit make up studio dont have photography service one? Is tat why they are stealing other ppl's Photos and use it as their own advertisements?



I seriously hope that Misaki Beauty Studio can be abit more intelligent ... use other ppl's (Chris's Fong's) photo and put it on the front page of a national newspaper is not exactly an intelligent act ok?

The worst part is ... Chris Fong was mistakenly blamed to be the one who copied Misaki instead! Luckily Misaki got pwnED at the end by a recording of a telephone conversation admitting that its Chris Fong's photos and Misaki never took that particular photo of the client! Watch the below video to find out more!





Excerpt taken from the below video ...

无良化妆师 Joanne Teoh,欺压同行,行为可耻,天地不容 - Video

无良化妆师 Joanne Teoh,为人奸险,不知廉耻,颠倒是非,贼喊捉贼,无良奸商。本人看不过眼,决定爆料,让大家. Watch Video about Joanne Teoh,Misaki beauty &Make-up studio,Misaki Joanne

Unscrupulous makeup artist Joanne Teoh, bullying peers, shameful behavior.

Unscrupulous makeup artist Joanne Teoh, treacherous woman, no sense of shame, right and wrong, n unscrupulous profiteers. I could not bear watching, decided to brake the news, so that everyone will know bout her. Watch Video about Joanne Teoh, Misaki beauty & Make-up studio, Misaki Joanne

22 December 2010

Girl Who suicide at Pavilion on the Dec 19th Identified







Remembered this case? it happened on the 2nd of April 2010 ... a 23 yrs old girl rammed into the BHP petrol station at Tmn Midah and killed a man ...

Well .. you guessed right! This is the same as the 23 yrs old girl who suicide at Pavilion on the 18th Dec 2010 ... just 1 day before she is scheduled to attend court on the hearing of her case....

here in excerpt taken from China press (translated with google translator of coz)



Hard to let go of people killed suspect Polly suicide before trial

Female suicide Shopping
(Kuala Lumpur, 21 News) 2 days ago from Long City, a famous shopping mallsuicide of Chinese woman Guo Baoli, in March this year, involving a fatal car accident; she was the day before the court, falls to commit suicide.

Falls dead before the witness had said she could not forget the accident occurred, I believe she can not escape the conscience, only an end in the pre-trial life.

Kuala Lumpur deputy traffic police deputy director of the Ronin IPCC confirmed todayby the advisory, the deceased and 9 months ago a death crash driver is the sameone who did not rule out the deceased committed suicide on motivation and on thecourt.

This year at 22:30 on March 28, 23-year-old Guo Baoli driving modern cars MetalCheras via a petrol station in the garden when he suddenly, and a car collided andcrashed into the petrol station, resulting in an oil is Tim 32-year-old witch-Americanman was killed Mohamed Joris.

After the crash, Guo Baoli sustained minor injuries, hospital treatment. After the car accident case, the network spread over 1 minute and 37 seconds of CCTV videoscreen, the name of "add fuel to any petrol station please be careful"in the title, alertthe public.

On the other hand, the deceased funeral today by the Guangdong Yishan, sent to theCheras crematorium for cremation.

Family of the deceased do not want to respondents, and that just want to let the dead good to go.



11 April 2010

Car rammed into kedai Select in Shell petrol station!

I think i saw the car got a yellow colored plate number .... u think its a Singapoh's car ar?

Those kepohchee dem idiotic la ... some nearly kena run over by the reversing car! after that sommo dare to stand in front of the car! Super smart! (looked like banglas la! in blue clothings one)




Any Ahbengs can confirm this is Singkapoh car or wat?

30 September 2009

Topless car wash in Singapore Tease and Wash Photographs! 18SX!!! NSFW!!!

Note : This post is about bizarre news and its not porn related ok! you dont get this kinda news everyday and even the star is talking about it! There is nothing porn about this ok! If you think this is porn then goan fark urself!

Remembered i blogged about the First Topless car wash in Singapore back in September and everyone thinks its a hoax?

Everyone keeps saying that thing like this is impossible to happen in Singapore!!!

Well guess what? Today your luck is extremely good! My Buddy Casey from enginelounge.com is really a lucky basket!!!

I m now so the jeles of him bcoz he got the invites to goan shoot the whole TOPLESS CAR WASH thingy in Singapore and bring it back to Malaysia so that you hamsap baskets all can feast your eyes!!!!


The Entrance to HEAVEN CAR WASH!! LOL!

And this is one smexy jiejie washing car!! got see anot?!! REALLY TOPLESS CAR WASH LEH!!!

TOPLESS jiejie posing for the photo after washing car!


TOPLESS jiejie spray water leh!


TOPLESS jiejie rub rub your car!!! .... phuhhhhh .. rub rub here ... rub rub there ....


3 TOPLESS jiejies washing ONE car!!!! How to tahan?!!! HOW?!!!


TOPLESS jiejie spray water


OMG spray again!!!! Must tahannnnn!!!!! *inhaleeee ... exhaleeeee...*



No car? no car nevermind!!! TOPLESS jiejie willing to wash motorbike also!!! No motorbike?!! Bicycle also can!!!


After wash can camwhore with all the TOPLESS jiejies wann!!! Where on earth can u get your car wash by 3 TOPLESS jiejies and at the end of it ... they let u camwhore with them wan?!!! ONLY in Singkapoh!!!


They wash car Clean anot?? DOES IT REALLY MATTERS?!!! DOES IT??!!!! KAKAKA!!!!

Ok jokes aside ... seriously ... Whats the motive behind this Topless Carwash? Here is why ....

SKEPTICS had doubted such a show in squeaky clean Singapore but it was no tease. They were indeed wet, bubbly and topless.

Four young and sexy women did wash cars wearing only their bikini bottoms and high heels, as promised by the operator of a new motoring website.

Twenty lucky members of the Motoring Exchange portal were given a special treat to have their cars washed by the babes on Sept 26.

The location, kept a secret before the event, was an abandoned warehouse. It was dubbed a “private event” to use a loophole in Singapore’s laws pertaining to public nudity.
Read more here

Nosebleed pics source : http://www.enginelounge.com (yes .. there is more pics there!)

28 September 2009

Delay No More! - AhBeng Refreshening Crash Course


Its not what you think it is ... to an AhBeng Delay No More signifies the acknowledgement of Engrish towards AhBeng's existance.

Its not a new Phrase ... it first appears a few years back (from a movie i tink) but over the years it was slowly forgotten ...

Yesday I goto my brader Zewt's blog and saw this barger mia pics which he took from his HK vacation then oni i realised the Hongkies alredi started to make full use of this DELAY NO MORE phrase!

Pics stolen from zewt's blog ... dun tell him ah! he derno wan!

There is this boutique in HK that specialized in this kinda t-shirt ... they now put additional words below the DELAY NO MORE phrase like DELAY NO MORE recycled, or Stop smoking (according to bro zewt la) or watever fark line that u can put after a DELAY NO MORE phrase la!

If you must know what DELAY NO MORE means .... try saying the phrase as fast as u can while importing more n more Cantonese slang into it ... for non canto speaker /Ahbeng its easier for u to google the word "Delay no more + cantonese"

Still dont get it? Then ... DELAY NO MORE la!!! LOL

26 September 2009

Fighting Video of Gary Chaw and Justin Lo in Hong Kong


Just in case you dint know how it happened ... here izzit for your viewing pleasure :)


Those who are still blur blur lemme enlighten u abit ... few days ago Malaysian born singer Gary Chaw had a huge fight with (his supposingly best fwen) Justin Lo (Jaktin - HK fehmes singer) on the street of Hong Kong ...

What happened? What the video la!




Wah lau eh so lan the drama wan!!! got Berus Lee jump here jump there also!! this Gary Chaw dem brutal ok? LOL!

25 September 2009

Miss World Singapore Bigini Ris Low Guilty of credit card fraud!!!

Ok so now i know where she got her expensip lehperk prinks and Zipbra and Biginis and Gins and Rad came from ledi!!!

You know lehperk prinks and zipbra prinks dont come cheap these days ok .... those are imported from Afrika wan ... nabeh sit aeroplane kam wan neh! how she can afford to buy so expensive branded stuffs leh?

I alredi suspek her long long edi ... mana tau my Ahlian spy in Singkapoh Karmen helped me dig this cigarette out!! whats the Cigarette?

Ris Low Guilty of Credit card fault!!!

Jialat lo! she won the Miss World Singkapoh title in July but she kena caught credit card fraud in May ... lidat they still let her join Miss Singkapoh wan??!! Looks like any Ahlian and Ahuei also can win Miss Singkapoh nowadays huh? ... nx time prolly Ahbeng in skirt also can join edi since the standard dropped so much LOL!!!

Befoh she kena caught in May hor ... she acherly kena fired from the place she working at in april .. thats bcoz she kena caught using one of the patient's credit card also! Wah lau eh ... April that time also kena caught liow wei!!! If u ever see this girl ... pulez hide all your credit cards wei!!! LOL! ...

Heres the official story for u all patkuah ahbengs n ahlians to read la!


Guilty of credit card fraud

By Dawn Tay

RECENTLY crowned Miss Singapore World Ris Low, 19, had earlier been found guilty of credit-card fraud.

The beauty queen was convicted of five charges of misappropriation, cheating using illegally obtained credit cards, and impersonating their users' identities.

The first-time offender was sentenced in May this year to 24 months of supervised probation, said a Subordinate Courts spokesman in response to a query from my paper.

Another 60 charges were taken into consideration for the purposes of sentencing, he said.

Court documents show that Miss Low spent a total of more than $2,400 on at least four separate occasions, using at least three different credit cards in April and May last year.

It is not known how she obtained the credit cards.

my paper understands that her previous employer, a healthcare company, made a police report about her in April last year.

It suspected that Miss Low, who worked there for five months as a patient-service assistant, had used credit cards belonging to its patients. It asked her to leave the following month.

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I think think hor ... this is acherly a disease ler ... shes not a bad person acherly but shes just allergic to credit cards oni jek .... buden again ... u think in Singkapoh now they Heng promote Crooks as Idol to represents them izzit? LOL!!!!!

Ayam begining to rub Singkapoh more n more edi!!!!

24 September 2009

To Grow Old In JB - A Song By Singaporean


Why lately so much news about Singapore? If thats what u asking .... then lemme ask u bek lor .. do u briff in coincidence? So ngam oni ler! It just happened that the interesting stuffs i stumbled upon these few days are related to Singapore! Its not my fault Singapore got so many interesting things ok?




so there ... Singaporean r advised (in this song) not to waste the space in Singapore (bcoz Spore very small so kena leave the space to young productive peeps) and go JB to spend the rest of their miserable life LOL! Not i say one ok?!! the singer say wan ah!!!

This is acherly good news for Malaysian who is working in singapore ok? If your Singaporean employer/ manager/supervisor lansi with u ... u just tell him lidis he sure shrink balls one "You dun lemme see u in JB when u old ok?" kakakakaka!!!

*sings* If AhKong kanna sick ... send him to JB~~~ Dem! the song is now stuck in my head!!! cant shake it off !!!



23 September 2009

Bak Kut Teh, Yee Sang is Mine!! ALL MINE!!!!


I remember last time (forgot when edi la) ... discovery channel showing this ads about Singapore one. In that particular ads got say Singpore is the culinary center of Asean ... at once i tell myself "WTF?!!! yau mou?!! so lan yucky food sommo say culinary center of Asean?! Farkiu la!"

Its a well known fact that Singaporean comes to Malaysia for food ... especially over the logn weekend. They will drive few hundred kliks just to get good food ... on the other hand ... do you happen to know any malaysian(s) that drove to singapore for food? do you? ... not me! I never heard sucha thing as "lets drive to Singapore for food!" but i must be honest ok? lately ... there is alotsa "Lets drive to Singapore to get our car wash LOL!"

Why did i brought this up anyway? ... well its my response to this article in The Star (yea the star again .. i cheapskate mah can? free online niuspepah leh!)

Dr Ng’s statement did not go down well with some Netizens in the region, especially Singaporeans, who had come to consider Hainanese chicken rice and chilli crab their own.

The more diplomatic ones shrugged it off as “a promotional exercise” but not everyone was as kind.

“She might as well claim that steamed white rice is also Malay-sian,” said a reader on Singapore’s Straits Times online discussion board.

Another post read: “Laksa, nasi lemak, Hainanese chicken rice, chilli crab and bak kut teh – how many Malaysian outlets’ food is as tasty as the ones found in any food court here? Come and taste the originals by Singaporeans”.

“Countries of origin? Just cook and eat to your hearts’ content. It is how it is cooked and what makes tourists keep coming back to them that matters!” said another respondent on the forum.

Singaporean blogger TheBrother-hood questioned how Malaysia would make their claim on the dishes official.

“The principle of food sovereignty would be hilarious, if only it wasn’t taken so seriously. Tell me is chilli crab Malaysian or Singaporean? What about laksa, is it ours or theirs? Are we going to the Hague (International Court of Justice)?” he asked.

[source]
Alo?! niahma u all! U all also originated from Malaysia ... when singapore broke off and declare independant u all bring the culture n food along with u and now u claim Malaysia food originated from Singapore?!!! Singapore skool no teech history wan ar? KNN!! If you derno then dun pretend smart la! You go ask your grandpa n see the food came from where one la!!

Sommo ask ppl to taste your food court food sommo!!! They really derno where the food court operator originated from izzit? Singapore where got own food wan la? Other than Malaysia now Singapore food courts also serving China's dishes ... The only Singapore dish i known of is prolly Sing Chow Mai ... since the name itself alredi mentioned its from Singapore lol!!



Lastly ... befoh you Singkapohlians say anything about Yee Sang yet ... lemme make the claim now first!!! YEE SANG IS A MALAYSIAN DISH!!! YOU FARKERS DONT SMART SMART GOAN CLAIM ITS URS AGAIN OK?!!! Oh .. i forgotten another Ampang Originated dish AMPANG YONG TAU FOO IS MALAYSIAN DISH TOO OK?!!! YOU DONT GO CLAIM THE DISH IS SINGAPOREAN DISH IN DISCOVERY CHANNEL CAN?!!! you think you changed the name to Niang Too foo and u can claim its Singapore dish ka? PTUI!!!

Ok now that we all agreed that Yee Sang is a Malaysian dish so .... Farkiu n go prey far far!