Acapella Bad Romance Remix

This is simply the best version of Bad Romance i ever heard! Better than the original version!

What Kinda entertaiment Value does Sheep have?

When you mention the word "sheep" u will then think of New zealand? Yea .. i know .. i cant help it either la! ... those bargers is sick wan! Anyway lets not go there today ok? Today we look at sheep as a very useful/wonderful animal ...

So today when you mention sheeps .. that will actually remind me of its fur to make clothes ... and meat to makan .... and New zealander ... and Monalisa and fireworks .. and pong (yea pong the ancient computer game) and Samsung smart LED too!

You dunch understen what ayam toking about? nebermind ... watch the below video then u will understen wan!

WUAH!!! leng mou? ... i wonder if Samsung will sell the led to human anot? ... i wanna wear this and goto sleep ... glow in the dark man kakakaka ...

I m wondering ... if all sheep have glowing LED lights on them then ..... new zealander who tried to be funny with sheeps will be easily spotted KAKAKAKA!!!

Hamsap Car Alarm - Only for Ahbeng!

Why does car alarm habe to be annoying loud and so un-sexy??! ... if got car alarm goes off in your neighbourhood you think your neighbours bother to go out n take a look anot?

Of coz no la! they fark u no free la! they prolly will close door to prevent your annoying car alarm sound from disturbing them further! No one will give a fark other than you ok? that is ... provided you are around to care la lol! What if you balik kampung or go oversea edi? then who gonna plotek your car?!!

How?!! sked leh!!!! but AhBeng you dont worry ok? Now got new car alarm system to plotek lu mia Wiralution sepot car from being stolen! If you installed this alarm edi i gerenti your neighbour will come out n look if you alarm goes off! Not only your neighbour ... your neighbour's neighrbour's neighbours's neighbours also will kam out n look at your car!!! In fact whole kampung also kam look at your car wan!!!

I really no bruff you wan! .... I gerenti you no regret install this alarm one! if nobody curi your car that time ... u can use it to arose your Ahlian(s) also!!!!

What alarm is that? This alarm is call the Climax / Orgasmic car Alarm!!! How to use wan? ... haha we got video to show you how it works in details!!!

After you watch .... pulez call the number below to place your order ok? 1st 556,864,234.64 orders will receive limited edition condom Cap Ahbeng one year supply!!! LOL!

How ... you like this Hamsap alarm mou?! ... i bet your Ahlian gerfrends will like it wan!! U dun briff you install and see la!!!

This is Why You Should Not Insert Stuffs into your Xhole!!

This is why .....



So .. if you goto gym n u suspek the other fler got insert "stuffs" into his rectum wan ... then u farking make sure u dun stand behind him at all cost ok? ... u might never know when that fler will sneeze wan! kakakakaka!!!

Tenkiu brader Zewt for the "interesting" video! lol

When Hamsap Ahbeng Go Interview

Not only Ahbeng but we guys in general loves to think ourselves as very lengjai/attractive one! Thats why u see guys very like to watch James Bond movies ... bcoz in James bond guys always very hansem one and the chicks throw themselves at him ... so after watch james bond movie ledi we will perasan abit lidat! Just like after watch Jackie Chan mia movie ... we suddenly feel our kungfu up-ED a few level ledi one lol!

And Today u all Ahbengs will learn how this perasan-ness can acherly farkED u up in an interbiu with a lenglui and a Botak mahlatlow!

Dont blink ok? and must watch till the end one! if not you dont understand geh! And most importanly ... dont Luff so loud! Later your kolik thinks you gila wan!!! kakakaka!