Tradition Kept Alive ... Happy Mid Autumn Celebration

So fast Mid autumn ledi .... wish you all ahbengs & Ahlians a very nice Mid Autumn Celebration! Dun forget our traditions ok?!

FARK!!! EARTH QUAKE IN SG LONG!!!

6:20 felt my whole opis is shaking!!! WTF!!!!

Its all over FB now!!!! confirmed the earth moved!!!

Magnitude 7.9 - SOUTHERN SUMATRA, INDONESIA

Source: earthquake.usgs.gov

USGS Earthquake Hazards Program, responsible for monitoring, reporting, and researching earthquakes and earthquake hazards

location of earthquake in indonesia: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Maps/10/100_0.php

How's KL now? here a pic by chris tock ...

Alan Chin Weng Lon WARNING ！ Breaking News : Indonesia area have appeared massive earthquake . Estimate Ritcher scale 7.2 .....
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ZCdave Bemanino wonder my place here abit shaky la juz now -.-
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Yap Thomas The towers are shaking! Earthquake?
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Yong Yun Keong likes this.

Yong Yun Keongyea...i felt it too man...damnn...
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Jenkin Yat the tremors just now actually made me feel like watching cloverfield..headache shit wtf
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Jun Yan FUCK!! EARTH QUAKE!!!
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Eelynn Tan feels the building shaking... the floor is shaking, the water in the cup is shaking... when you're on the 34th floor, this is not a good thing.
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Benjemin Yeap OMG!!! WTF?!!! earthquake? my whole house is shaking!!!
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Jack Khor Dinner sids TTDI... bai...
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Juan Johari grabbed jada as soon as i felt the building shake! is there any earthquake somewhere at indon mebbe??
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Aaron Ho earthquake? checking USGS..
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Jenkin Yat yeah wei i feel it too RT: @ShaolinTiger: Anything just feel some crazy vibrations? Is there an earthquake somewhere? My chair is rocking
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Wingz Hansem ANYONE EXPERIENCING EARTH QUAKE IN KAJANG/SUNGAI LONG?!
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Jenkin Yat i reckon this tremor more serious than the tsunami back then.shit the tremor is still ON~!!!!!
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Andi Wu gempaaaaaaaaaa non stop nehh
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Chris Spinzer Tock ZOMG IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE HERE IN WISMA GENTING, KUALA LUMPUR!! WTTTTFFFFFFF!!!!!! I CAN FEEL IT MOVING HERE!
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Suanie T err earthquake somewhere? @ShaolinTiger and I are feeling the vibrations... still on-going
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Wingz Hansem MY OPIS IS SHAKING IN SG LONG!!!!
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Gareth ShaolinTiger Anything just feel some crazy vibrations? Is there an earthquake somewhere? My chair is rocking....
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Jenkin Yat TREMORS AS IN NOW AT HOME WTF~!!!!!!!
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Wingz Hansem FUCK!! EARTH QUAKE!!!
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Diăo - an Ahbeng Rap

I like this rap song!! its by Namawee!!!

In the song it says ... if taiwanese say Diăo its trend ... but malaysian say Diăo then its no manners! niahma!!! Diăo!!

Here ... listen to this rap song and pay extra attention on the lyrics ok? So lan true wan!

Mch i dem hate those ppl act high crass look down on ahbengs wan. last time u in kampung that time everyday also say Diao ... now u kam KL edi wear tie goto work suddenly feel like angmoh edi ... see peeple tok canto, tok hokkien u look down on peeple ...

See peeple type engrish grammar wrong spelling wrong u look down on peeple say peeple no krass!!! Diăo u ler! U dont think ... last time u kam out from kampung that time ... the word engrish how to spell you also derno! now kam KL eat 2-3 years McD french fries edi suddenly bekam local angmoh edi izzit? Eat french fries can make u forget your own root and traditions one izzit? DIAO!!!

Topless car wash in Singapore Tease and Wash Photographs! 18SX!!! NSFW!!!

Note : This post is about bizarre news and its not porn related ok! you dont get this kinda news everyday and even the star is talking about it! There is nothing porn about this ok! If you think this is porn then goan fark urself!

Remembered i blogged about the First Topless car wash in Singapore back in September and everyone thinks its a hoax?

Everyone keeps saying that thing like this is impossible to happen in Singapore!!!

Well guess what? Today your luck is extremely good! My Buddy Casey from enginelounge.com is really a lucky basket!!!

I m now so the jeles of him bcoz he got the invites to goan shoot the whole TOPLESS CAR WASH thingy in Singapore and bring it back to Malaysia so that you hamsap baskets all can feast your eyes!!!!

The Entrance to HEAVEN CAR WASH!! LOL!

And this is one smexy jiejie washing car!! got see anot?!! REALLY TOPLESS CAR WASH LEH!!!

TOPLESS jiejie posing for the photo after washing car!

TOPLESS jiejie spray water leh!

TOPLESS jiejie rub rub your car!!! .... phuhhhhh .. rub rub here ... rub rub there ....

3 TOPLESS jiejies washing ONE car!!!! How to tahan?!!! HOW?!!!

TOPLESS jiejie spray water

OMG spray again!!!! Must tahannnnn!!!!! *inhaleeee ... exhaleeeee...*

No car? no car nevermind!!! TOPLESS jiejie willing to wash motorbike also!!! No motorbike?!! Bicycle also can!!!

After wash can camwhore with all the TOPLESS jiejies wann!!! Where on earth can u get your car wash by 3 TOPLESS jiejies and at the end of it ... they let u camwhore with them wan?!!! ONLY in Singkapoh!!!

They wash car Clean anot?? DOES IT REALLY MATTERS?!!! DOES IT??!!!! KAKAKA!!!!

Ok jokes aside ... seriously ... Whats the motive behind this Topless Carwash? Here is why ....

SKEPTICS had doubted such a show in squeaky clean Singapore but it was no tease. They were indeed wet, bubbly and topless.

Four young and sexy women did wash cars wearing only their bikini bottoms and high heels, as promised by the operator of a new motoring website.

Twenty lucky members of the Motoring Exchange portal were given a special treat to have their cars washed by the babes on Sept 26.

The location, kept a secret before the event, was an abandoned warehouse. It was dubbed a “private event” to use a loophole in Singapore’s laws pertaining to public nudity.

Read more here

Nosebleed pics source : http://www.enginelounge.com (yes .. there is more pics there!)

AhBeng The Gorilla Hunter

Long long time ago got one fehmes Gorilla hunter call AhBeng .... and one morning Ahbeng received a call from an Aunty about a big bad gorrila stuck in her plantation. DELAY NO MORE! Ahbeng pack his AK47 and untie his fierce Rotweiler n bring the dog with him to the hunt for the gorrila.

Upon arrival .. Ahbeng scout around the plantation for a while to look for the gorrila and to access the conditions to work out a plan .... then Ahbeng brief the aunty about the situation.

Ahbeng : Aunty is lidis one ... i found the gorrila edi ... now this is what i will do ... so u listen carefully ok? you role is this mission is very important one ok?

Aunty : ok ok i listening edi ... what u want me to do ar?

Ahbeng : later i climb up the tree ... i catch the gorilla and throw him down and then my rotweiler will bite his balls (chuntois/springbags) and game over liow ....

Aunty : ah? then what am i suppose to do? Take the gorilla's balls out of the rotweiler's mouth ar?

Rotweiler : GGrrrr ....

Ahbeng : no no ... u let my dog eat his balls ... and leave my dog alone ok? hes abit sot sot dei one so u dont wanna fark with my rotweiler ok?

Aunty : ok ok then what am i suppose to do?

Ahbeng : Nah .. take this gun ... u know how to use anot?

Aunty : press this only mah! i know how to use wan ... what u want me to shoot leh?

Ahbeng : U see ... not everytime I can throw the gorilla down one ... sometime hor the gorilla will throw me down ... if that happens then ...

Aunty : So when the gorilla throw u down then I shoot the gorilla izzit? izzit?

Ahbeng : No no!!! dont shoot the gorilla ... SHOOT THE DAMN DOG AH!!!