Malaysia Polis Car - Misubishi Evo X spotted on the road

ok la to be fair ... it maybe a lancer also lol .... so izzit Mitsubishi Evo X or just a regular Mitsubishi Lancer?






haha dun pray pray ... they will chase 9 u if u think u can outrun them now!!! kakakaka!

Sigma 8mm f4 Manual Focus Classic Fisheye Lens on A200

Brief encounter with this 8mm Sigma f4 lens (very very classic lens - almost 30 yrs old) tonite at puchong ... molested the lens for about 20 minutes and took a few shots ....



here is my fav shot of the nite .... and this is a typical photo example on how a photo taken with a 8mm SUWAL (Super Ultra Wide Angle Lens) will looks like.

Fav Pic of the nite!!! lol!

Whats the best application of this lens? ....

Chinese Sit down reunion dinner/wedding dinner of coz!!! can fit the whole table of ppl if stand high enuff lol! Such a great great lens!!!

LOL! ... and thats how I ended up shopping for a 8mm now in ebay!!!! God lemme find one pls!!!! .... Tenkiu for the poison Sifu Wong! LOL!

No need to work anymore?

Got one Ahbeng gomen worker sit in opis shaking balls with nothing to do ... out of boredom he goan check out the old gomen storeroom in the basement la. He ransacked the place and found an old lamp ( yea yea ... its one of those genie story again! but this one got a diff twist to it ok?!) and think to himself ... "wuah this lamp so antik! if put my display shelf at home sure very leng!" so he took it home with him.

Befoh he put it up the shelf he polished it (of coz got this part la ... if not where got story?) and a genie appeared and grant him 3 wishes (this part also mandatory la lol)

His first wish is ...

Genie : What your first wish sir?
Ahbeng : I want a coke that will not finish one

and within seconds hes holding a bottle of ice cold coke ledi ...

Genie : Now tell me your second wish sir ....
Ahbeng : I want to have my own island and got many lengluis inside that lum me wan!

and within seconds he is in his own island surrounded by many many lengluis that lum him dip dip wan.

Genie : and your last wish sir?

Ahbeng now think dip dip and long long befoh opening his mouth ....

Ahbeng : for my last wish .... i wish that i dont have to work anymore!

and POOF! Ahbeng is now back at his gomen opis!

KAKAKAKAKAKAKA!


p.s. : if i gotmy own genie ... i would wish for my very own china biao mei maid!!!!

Cuci Mata Wetnesday - Heritage Lake Walk

Once upon a time not too long ago got one Ahlian fwen come ask me lidis

"Why u only take pikchers of girls only? Why never take guys wan?"

That had me thinking for a while (a while only la .. if think long long means i abit curly liow) .. then i tell her ... we guys know how to appreciate girls la! If you ask me to bring out the best from a guy .... i really derno where to begin la LOL!

Last Saturdei my photo kaki inbite me goto Heritage Lake there Walk walk and take pikchers of lenglui LBH (LauBeiHuet) models (girls models ok?!! GIRLS not GUYS!!!)

Bcoz these pics very hawt wan .... i advice u guys to put both hands on the desk/table while looking at this post ... before you start pls make sure u go toilet 1st ok? u dun read half way only go toilet ... then u sure beh tahan wan!!!!

If you got "HARD EHTEK" problem then pls dun read/look .... later u die hard dun blame me!

Others .... enjoy!


Model #1 : YUMIKO!

Emo Miko ... My fav photo of the night!!

Bzzz ... bbbzzzz.... sot sei lei

Yumiko in Red

Evo Miko

Jie jie ... U VEHLEE HAWT AHHH!!!!!

With name like Yumiko .... which Ahbeng can stand wei?!!! this one is definitely Anime Ahbeng dlim girl leh!

#2 Model : Stellies Niing

Cute dimple ... someone said she looks like a HK actress from this angle .... u no who anot?

If u dint kena sot while looking at this pic ... confirmED u curly wan!!

Pak suet Suet Wart Luet Luett wei~~~


SEXSEH BABE~

Very sweet /cute model, those Ahbengs who into cute cute kawaii babe will certainly go gogo-gaga for her wan!

#3 Model : Sonia Ng

If you dont briff in love at 1st sight ... u should met Ms.Sonia Ng ASAP! OMFGBBQ!!! her legs is teh hawt!!!

Closer shot : Are you convinved yet? want more?

Look at that smile .... can make u go soft n hard at the same time!!! LOL!

Remember this face! She is dlim girls of many Ahbengs!! (at least i know a few ledi lol)

You derno how difficult it is to photograph her ... the numbers of Ahbengs I have to weck before i can gets to her!!! She is the winner of stalker award of the night!

#4 Model : Melissa Ting

This chick easily one of the best model i worked with ... abundant smiles and very verycute/hawt!

Look at her complexions... her pose .... i am impressed! very teh pro ... n HWAT TOO!

I really liked her hair ... soft silky hair .... she had the neat-est hair among all models that night.

Lotsa photographers stalked her also that night .... a very potential Ahbengs Dlim girl!!!

Ok pinis edi .... those who beh tahan can go to toilet now ... make sure u dun moan loud loud ok?



p.s. : I heard next week also got event there with the same group of models .... if you is teh interested .... leave a kondem or email me for details ok?

Best Ad Of the Year 2009

I think nowadays ads dem lack of substance ledi .... how many time u actually see ads that is not trying to sell anything to you but rather motivates u instead? Why izzit always have to be selling, selling n selling? what about human well being? owning stuffs does not means u is good ok? The more stuffs u have the more rotten u r! U have to be rotten bcoz of all the blardee things u kena do to earn all that $ LOL!

Ok ok... thats not my point ... my point is .. can this world be a little less selfish? Like this Pantene ads below, made in thailand ... I am really amused on how creative Thais can be.

Synopsis :

Thai Pantene television commercial. Its simply brilliant. The story of a deaf and mute girl who learns to play the violin against all odds. One of the most touching advertisements I've seen in a long long time ...

Salute Pantene for such a unselfish piece of very meaningful ads!



Everyone can shine! you dont even have to be perfect to shine! Yes ... U can Shine Wan!