My Lame is Betina Lee

Yea i met a girl by the name of Betina Lee a few days back ... I really kenot briff my ears when my Ahlian fwen intro her to me ....

Ahlian fwen : eh lemme intro my fwen to you ... her name is Betina Lee
Me : Oh hi! nice to meet you .... i m sorry I didnt quite get your name
She : Oh .. i get that very frequent, my name is Betina Lee
Me : Belinda Lee?
She : urm no .. not belinda ... its Betina ...
Me : How do you spell that?
She : B ... E ....T ....I ....N ....A
Me : Oh wow! i dint see that coming! Unik name wei!!!
She : Tenkiu ... so wats yours?
Me : Oh how rude of me ... I m Tan .... JANTAN!!

Kakakakakaka!!!

Studio Portraits of Rachel Muriel taken @ Sonystyle indoor Studio The Curve.

Studio Portraits @ Sonystyle indoor Studio The Curve.

Model : Rachel Muriel
Location : Sonystyle indoor Studio The Curve

Mysteries

Nostalgic

Anxious

Daydreamer

Notti

Sony

Its getting dark

Holiday!

One of the few very pleasant model to work with, natural smile and very very easy going. Thank you Rachel for a nice session! Looking forward to shoot with you again in the future!

Who Want Try?

One Ahbeng in Penang bring his pet dog rottweiler to the kopitiam and the kopitiam taukeh tell him to go home becoz he dunwan that fierce dog in there scaring everyone in the kopitiam.

Taukeh : Ahbeng ... pls take your dog n go home! dun sked my kastermers pls.
Ahbeng : Taukeh lu mai werry la! This rottweiler look firece only but he is very well train.
Taukeh : Ahbeng pls bring your dog out of my kopitiam can?
Ahbeng : Taukeh releks la! kam kam ... i poof to you this dog very well train one ok?

Ahbeng then ask his ferocious rottweiler to open it's mouth .... unzip his pants and take out his KKC and put it into the dog's mouth ... with his KKC still in the rottweiler mouth he hit it's head with his fist a few times and later pulled out his KKC and show to the taukeh.

Ahbeng : See? my KKC still leng ... no bite marks ...
Taukeh : Aiyah! i dun let u bring him in my kopitiam not bcoz i sked he will bite u la! I sked he will bite my other kastermers la!
Ahbeng : Kanneh! you boh trust me izzit? Nabeh i poof to you!
Taukeh : How u wan poof?

Then Ahbeng pulled out a RM100 bill from his poket, stand on a chair and made an annoucement ....

"I will give this RM100 to anyone who dare come and to try!"

Then out of nowhere one Ahlian standup and say ....

Ahlian : I do it! but i got one condition wor ....
Ahbeng : Ok ... what condition lu wan?
Ahlian : Lu have to plomise me you wont hit my head first!

5 Reasons Why I Lafu Ms. Racheal Kum Singkapoh Miss Universe Deep Deep!!!

I just happened to find out whois Miss Rachael Kum.

Rachael, a manager in the medical industry and a graduate in pedagogy, will represent Singapore at the Miss Universe 2009, which will be held at the Atlantis Paradise Island in Nassau, Bahamas, on August 23 2009.

She is Singkapoh's Miss Universe wei!!! n I lafu her dip dip!!! Why I lafu her dip dip? Lemme tell u why i lafu her deep deep!

No. 1 reason why i lafu her dip dip is .... She got mehnee mehneee sui Ahlians fwens!!!!
Mana mau cari?!!

No.2 reason why i lafu her dip dip is .... her fwens whether Ahbengs or Ahlians got powderfool sense of pesyen wan wei!!! Look at their cool pesyen and try not to be jeles ok?!

No.3 reason why i lafu her dip dip is .... she is not a sexist!!! She no discriminate wan! She even willing to be fwen with a dickhead! N hugged him/her/it! how often u find this kinda nais person nowadays?!

No.4 reason why i lafu her dip dip is ... i tink shes very charitable person ... look at this pikcher ... she feed the pity hungwee girl! Awww she so suweettt~~

No.5 reason why i like Rachael Kum dip dip is .... err .. this one no nid i tell u .. u also know why la!

Now who want join me open a Rachael Kum fan kab in KL?

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What do you do when you fight with your Mum? Auction off her Naked Photos Online la!

No, I m not making this up!

This super freaking sick shit happened in New Zealand (the place where sheep is a man best's "frend" LOL!) thereis this 18 yrs old boy/kid, Micheal put his 44 years old mother (Jennifer) naked photos online for auction at trademe.com.nz under the title "Five naked photos of my mum"after an arguement with his mother.

Then of coz the auction were later remove by the site admin ... The moral of the story here is ... if you got naked pics of yourself ... dont piss off your kids! LOL!

The story actually do not ends here ok? A second auction were put up by Micheal after the 1st one was removed! This time with her 44 yrs old mother approval!!! WTF!!!?? When contacted by the media Micheal komen was "We're not rich or anything" LOL!

His mum response was "There's nothing dodgy about them. They were taken by a family friend about eight years ago" and "I wanted 50 per cent of the sale but more than that, I miss the nice comments."

The second auction were viewed 11,000 times before the admin of the website taken them down, when contacted they told the media "We don't really want to be the place where people list photos of their mums in their underwear".

Here is 1 of the 44 yrs old Jennifer's photo for your viewing pleasure!



If you wanna see more of the pics Micheal put up for auction ... Click HERE

Moral of the entire story? DONT GO NEW ZEALAND!!!! LOL! or if you are a MILF ... then you prolly should book a tix there ASAP!!!

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