London Pass

It’s really a shame that my last trip to London I did not visit much places. The places that I visited were only The London Eye, Windsor Castle, Buckingham Palace, Tower of London, Camden Town and I think one of the Museums. That time I didn’t know bout this thingy called LONDON PASS which offers free entry to 56 of the best charging tourist attractions in and around LONDON. Yes !! I said FREE ENTRY.

I just have to pay one off fee and choice the duration i.e. 1, 2, 3, or 6 days to visits and I can use the car for entry as many times that I wish. My next visit to London I will surely but this pass because there are so many places I can visit. First and foremost I will visit Chelsea FC Stadium, Kensington Palace, St Paul’s Cathedral, Tower Bridge Exhibition and so much more. Log on to London Sightseeing to get the full list of the attractive places.

The London Pass allows the queue jumping privileges at the busiest attractions and I can choose to purchase inclusive travel with London Pass for unlimited travel on London’s underground, bus and train network.

Apart from offering free entry to those tourist attractions, this card also allowed discount for Shopping and Entertainment too. And I can even get discount for dining. It’s amazingly value for money. Yes… the next trip to London I will definitely NOT FORGET my London Pass.

I so wanna .....

I so wanna do this right now .... why weekends always so short wan??!!!

*sigh*

Women's Hair Loss Project

Most women said that they often loss their hair after deliver a baby. But the matter of fact it’s a myth. There are many reasons why a person actually loss hair and there is a blog that tell us stories ‘bout hair loss, Female Hair Loss is a place where u can know it all.

women's hair loss project is one woman's journey though life while dealing with hair loss at a young age. And she is now sharing her real life experience and she created a place where women do not have to suffer in silence about hair loss anymore. With the true stories from the women we can now have a very clear picture and able to know more bout hair loss.

Now I know by taking the wrong drugs will cause hair loss and I also know that hair loss do not only happens to men as women actually also make up forty percent of American hair loss sufferers.

So hop on to this friendly one month old blog to share or to know more bout hair loss now. If you think you are having problem, u definitely not alone.

How to get even with your Bank

Have you ever get those annoying calls from your banks about your overdue credit cards or loan repayments?

I gets them regularly! Just yesterday one bank called me and told me that i got a preapprove credit card upgrade. WTF? I never even apply for anything lidat! I m dem broke sommo they wanna increase my credit limit and make me spend more .... which i politely turned down and yet the fler on the other side of the phone keep pestering me to take the card and promised me that it will be free for the first year and got what what limited edition watch and what what discount etc etc. Why they kenot understand a simple "NO"?

Now ... if you realised its easy for the bank to find you, but did you notice how difficult it is when you wanna look to talk to your banker? First I kena go thru their automated telephone voice system then i kena wait and listen to "all our operators are busy at this moment ... please wait" for at least 15-20 minutes then i gotta verify myself by answering 20 higly secured questions and then they will ask you to key in yout telephone pin numbers after all that they will only tok to you! I felt like a millions bucks everytime I call my banker!

I got this from a forwarded email, maybe we all can take this and mail to our banker (provided they are willing to give you their email address la!) and let them know how we feel to be push around lidat!

Dear Bank Manager

I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has only been in place for eight years.

You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account with $50 by way of penalty for the inconvenience I caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to re-think my errant financial ways. You have set me on the path of fiscal righteousness.

No more will our relationship be blighted by these unpleasant incidents, for I am restructuring my affairs in 2005, taking as my model the procedures, attitudes and conduct of your very bank. I can think of no greater compliment, and I know you will be excited and proud to hear it.

To this end, please be advised about the following changes:

First, I have noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you I am confronted by the impersonal, ever-changing, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh and blood person.

My mortgage and loan repayments will, therefore and hereafter, no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee of your branch, whom you must nominate. You will be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope.

Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require our chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Justice of the Peace, and that the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.

In due course I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in all dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Let me level the playing field even further by introducing you to my new telephone system, which you will notice, is very much like yours. My authorised contact at your bank, the only person with whom I will have any dealings, may call me at any time and will be answered by an automated voice.

By pressing Buttons on the phone, he/she will be guided thorough an extensive set of menus:

1. To make an appointment to see me

2. To query a missing repayment

3. To make a general complaint or inquiry

4. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there; Extension of living room to be communicated at the time the call is received.

5. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am still sleeping. Extension of bedroom to be communicated at the time the call is received.

6. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature. Extension of toilet to be communicated at the time the call is received.

7. To transfer the call to my mobile phone in case I am not at home.

8. To leave a message on my computer. To leave a message a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated at a later date to the contact.

9. To return to the main menu and listen carefully to options 1 through 8. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may on occasion involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration. This month I've chosen a refrain from The Best Of Woody Guthrie:

"Oh, the banks are made of marble
With a guard at every door
And the vaults are filled with silver
That the miners sweated for"

After twenty minutes of that, our mutual contact will probably know it by heart. On a more serious note, we come to the matter of cost.

As your bank has often pointed out, the ongoing drive for greater efficiency comes at a cost. A cost which you have always been quick to pass on to me. Let me repay your kindness by passing some costs back.

First, there is the matter of advertising material you send me. This I will read for a fee of $20 per page. Inquiries from your nominated contact will be billed at $5 per minute of my time spent in response.

Any debits to my account, as, for example, in the matter of the penalty for the dishonoured cheque, will be passed back to you.

My new phone service runs at 75 cents a minute (even Woody Guthrie doesn't come for free), so you would be well advised to keep your inquiries brief and to the point.

Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.

May I wish you a happy, if ever-so-slightly less prosperous, New Year.

Your humble client

How To Ask A Man To Do Something

To prove that we in Rojaks Daily is not sexist, today we are gonna teach you girls/ahsohs/aunties/madams/grandmas etc.. how to make your man do stuffs for you.

1. First and foremost ...... Make sure the fler is conscious/not drunk when u asking him.

2. If he refused then .... Threaten to crash the hard drive with his porno collection on his computer and line the bird cage with his sports/cars magazines.

3. Or Nag 9 him! but try to be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.

4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that you doesn't need to put into microwave wan OR promise to buy him a few porno dvds.

5. If he dont co-operate ..... show him some color byMicrowave-ing his TV/astro remote control on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.

6.The last and ultimate way on how to ask your man do something for you OR if all the above failed ... then .... Show up naked!