Are You Hungry Yet?

You thinkin what you wanna habe for dinner yet?


Wat about one freakiest juicy tenderloin steak lidis?!

When we grow old ...

Overheard this conversation by 2 oldleli toking bout their husband at a hair saloon while waiting for my wife to get her hair done ....

Oldleli1 : I tell u hor ... my Ahbeng recently got this habit of bite his finger nails one, last time dont have leh! everytime i see him bite his nails hor i feel very yucky leh!
Oldleli2 : Eh ... my Ahbeng last time also lidis ... but i made him stop.
Oldleli1 : wuah ... how u do it wan? i tried everything but my Ahbeng just dun wanna stop bite nails leh!
Oldledi2 : oh ... its easy jek ... i hide his false teeth

LOL! Hey anyone will eventually grow old ok? so dont luff so loud can?

Paikuat Ahbeng Kungfu Kid

Photo taken at one of the so called "PD beach resort" with NO BEACH ONE!!! and HAUNTED sommo!!! not to mentioned rundown, spoilt aircond and freaking NOT worth it!!!

The only consolation is they got this sand pool and outdoor jacuzzi which my little devil gets to show off his kungfu move! LOL!

AIIIYYYOOOOOO!!!

KACAAATTTTT!!!!

WAAACCHHHAAAAAA!!!

Fierce anot?

Looks like hes not getting bullied anymore .... i just hope he dun go bully ppl can edi lol!

You Want me to Dissapear for 3 days?

One Ahbeng who had a very fierce wife one day decided that he had enuff of her! So ngam that day is payday … instead of handing over his entire pay to her … he took his pay and blanja his braders yum sings and spent it all.

When he is down to his last few ringgits he went home to face his wife … his wife Ahlian freaked out when she knew what Ahbeng did and she scolded him for a few hours before she managed to calm down …. She then try to have a conversation with his husband Ahbeng ….

Ahlian : You very hate me izzit?
Ahbeng : err .. no …
Ahlian : If you very hate me … then would you like me to disappear for 3 days anot?
Ahbeng : Yes please!

After that being said … Ahlian immediately disappeared from his sight … 1st day went by with Ahlian no where in sight … 2nd and 3rd day also same …

By the 4th day …. The swelling subsided a little just enuff where Ahbeng can see a blurr shadow of Ahlian at the korner of his right eye…..

kakakakaka!!! the moral of the story is? .... bring home your paycheck!!!

p.s. : nope the Ahbeng mentioned above is not me!! NOT ME OK?!!!

Lets Go Now! MAS Photography Workshop

7 early 8 early i hauled my ass outta bed to go to

Studio V

To attend

photography workshop ... organised by MAS

Among the other Asses I dragged with me is ....

AhDale and his "2 hours of sleep" mia face

And Cincauhangus ..... with his "3 hours of sleep" face *yawnnnnzzzz*

Everyone is here ... lets start!

Look who else we met there! Fehmes brogger Jason mumbles is there covering the event as well!

And here we go! workshop Conducted by Mr. Lai a photo journalist with The Star.

Mr.Lai : this is a BIG HOLE ....

Mr.Lai : this is a small HOLE ....

Mr.Lai : this is a medium HOLE ....

Mr. Lai : and this is how long the stick is ..... LOL!

Hands on guidance

and formulas

Like every other workshop .... you gotta put what you learn to use! We were seperated into few different groups and by the end of the self discovery session we are suppose to submit one photo per group.... as for the location wise ... We got 2 options ....

Option 1 : go into 1U armed with our big ass DSLRs and start playing hide and seek with the sekiu guard. MCH! do u know that u kenot take pikchers in shopping complex wan? Wat phuacking rules is that?!
Option 2 : stay "outside" at the fake rainforest n pretend that trees makes a very interesting subject.

We chosen option 2 after we surveyed their sekiu gads ... majority of them is banglas ... banglas they can run freaking fast one u no?! Last time in kampung they dont have email and fax ... they do courier by foot one u no anot?!!

LOOK! no birds! hence its safe to look!

2 Ahmois caught skodeng-ing

one effing huge piece of waterproof leaf

Frozen waterfall

Flowing Waterfall

After the self discovery session ... we submitted one of our best photo to Mr. Voon only to discovered that Mr. Voon Pc kenot accept RAW file wan!!! kakakakaka .... so the jialat!!! So at the end kira our team dint particiapte also la! lol

If you wanna know the workshop fun anot ..... i let this photo below do the toking ok?

Look at the basket ... luff till so happy wan! LOL!

Tenkiu MAS for the invites! Next time got leng yeah lidis invite me again ah!!! LOL!