Rojaks Latest Invention - The Rojaks Super Briefcase!

I blogged about Rojaks Alert! - Notebook Thieves Geng at Large! yesterday and lotsa peeple expressed their concerned for the safety of their belongings.

These days nothing seems to be safe anymore, we got lotsa snatch thieves, robberies, kidnappings, bullying etc. happening right before our eyes on a daily basis.

So what can we do to ensure we gotta keep what is rightfully ours and nobody gonna run away with our properties.

Thank god for Rojaks Daily now you dont hafta worry anymore! We at Rojaks Daily invested heavily into Research and Developement and our objective is simple, we wanna come out with a storage device that would help you keep what is rightfully yours and not let others grab it from you.

It started out as a simple idea only, we would like to combine the lethal power of a stun gun and the agility of a briefcase, like this :

300k Volt Stun Gun
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Briefcase

Then, we throw in a remote control device so that we can trigger/activates the stungun from within the briefcase.
These are the Features of our China Made theft Proof Briefcase :

This is a super secure suitcase with various functions, such as special anti-theft & SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ anti-robbery features. High voltage shock can be emitted thru-out the surface of this super briefcase to disable any farkers trying to run away with it.

Loss-proof features:
Loss proof is a unique special function of this super briefcase. The suitcase can actually detects how far you are from your suitcase, Once the distance between you and the suitcase exceed 3-15m, alarm will activates automatically to alert you of your "walking briefcase" or maybe you are just too stupid to remember where you place your briefcase. Kinda like the alarm to your car also la.


Anti Robbery SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ features :
When activated via the Remote control both alarm and high voltage stun will activates simultanouesly the surface of the briefcase will now emits high-voltage pulse electric shock that will SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ the farker whois stealing your briefcase. The alarm sound level exceeds 85db and electric shock voltage exceeds 30 kV.

If you are threatened by the robbers, for your safety pulez pretend to give up your super briefcase and let the farkers run away with it, once the farker start running you shall start looking for that remote control, the remote control effective range is more than 50m. So when you are sure the farker is too far to harm you (but not further than 50m) la then u activates your Anti Robbery feature and SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ that farker la! ....

We at Rojaks Daily belif, with this briefcase nobody can rob 9 you of your stuffs anymore or they will ended up looking like this!


Fengshui master bruff you 8yrs-10yrs, Wingz no bruff you wan! Below is a demo video of one of our prototype Super SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ briefcase in action showing how electricity is being emitted from the surfaces of the briefcase to a grounded metal rod.

(The video is abit sucky tho ... so u kena watch carefully to see the sparks flying from the surface of the briefcase to the grounded metal rod.)

• Got see anot??!!!
  
• Shiok anot???!!!
  
• Wanna SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ those farkers who loves to rob and steals from you anot?
  
• You wanna see how those farkers fry anot?

If your answer is YES to all the questions above then it is time for your to get your own Rojaks Super SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ Briefcase!

Call the number on your screen now and we will throw in an extra heavy duty battery that will last for 365 days on a single charge absolutely FREE!!

What you waiting for? CALL US NOW!

Our Motto :
With Super briefcase from Rojaks Daily
You can tell those farkers "Mana mau lari?"

ONLY RM1,699.00!!! While stock last! Terms and conditions applies.


This is anoder community message brought to you by Rojaks Daily, Mahcibet! Ooii! Mana Lu Mau Lari??!!!

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Rojaks Alert! - Notebook Thieves Geng at Large!

I bet lotsa people are using notebook nowadays bcoz its very affordable now and it also offer alotsa mobility.

Not only we use it for our work but we would also store lots n lotsa personal infos into our notebook computer. I myself have a lotsa sensitive and confidential information stored in my notebook computer and if i lost this thing here I really do not know what kinda damages i would be suffering.

Sadly there is a trend in KL now and these groups of thieves is targetting notebook computers. Now you guys know why I m lugging my notebook comouter to wherever i go huh?




And there is this video showing how easy it is to steal your notebook computers by creating a diversion and take your attention away for a few minutes.

Just look at how that farkers pretend to promote something to the clerk to create diversion while the other farker stole the notebook computer. What a bunch of garbage!

so, if you are store lotsa important stuffs into your notebook like me, then hold on to your notebook, dont be lazy! bring them with u like your own balls/boobs! .... better to let those farkers have it! KNN!


Anoder community message from your frendly neighbour The ROjaks DAily!



Source of Story : Howsy Taikor

Discovery Weekend - Kuala Lumpur 1 Day Tour

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HAHA! i dint put words into this post because by the time i finish uploading the piktures i suddenly felt very sleepy ler. So i go ahead and post the pics 1st I thot later only put words lar ... mana tau so fast got so many ppl komen ledi lol. -_-""

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The lifts in the newly refurbished Grand Plaza Park Royal Hotel, this is where we met our friend who came all the way from New Zealand to visits us.

After coffee we ae off to our KL 1 day tour! Little Devil are kinda attached to them by now, he even hold their hands while walking around KL. Its LRT and monorail all the way.

Our first stop, Lebuh Ampang, nicknamed Little India, boy i havent been here for ages

The last time I am here is because I hafta go tiusyen, after i came out to work i never step into this area anymore.

Stepping back into lebuh Ampang actually brings back so many memories .... last time me and her used to wait for bus together-gether in this place .... i wonders how shes doing now ... :P

Little India is one of the most colourful street in the whole of KL.

Old style muruku/indian snacks seller. No fancy fancy packing just plain ol' good tasting snacks!

Saree anyone? Speaking of saree, i got a frend who just joined some sareee competition ... i wonder if she won .. hmm...

In Malaysia yellow line on the curb means "Please Park Here and dont worry because its weekend! the law enforcers dont work on weekend!"

Pudu Jail, Never know Pudu jail could look this nice expecially with a green patch just right beside it.

Manara Jagung Kembar! The Twin Corn Towers!

Coffee break anyone?

Colorful KL monorail

We end our one day tour with dinner in a vegetarian restaurant, what a splendid evening!

Sometimes its nice to just walks/wander around town without any preplan programs, you would discover more that way :)

What has you Discovered today?





Rojaks Daily Sapot kaw kaw Visits Malaysia Year 2007!!!
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Wingz Can Teach - Learn to Read Chinese!

With China on the forefront of the world economic power now, everyone in this planet is eager to learn their language. Suddenly chinese is the worst most learnt language in today's business world. Even our country is beginning to realised the importance of chinese language and as you can see in the newspaper some blardee idiots is making lotsa noises just because some company advertised in their employment advertisements that they prefer to hire a mandarin speaking candidates!

Having saying that I m regretful to announce that I m still do not know how to read chinese, BUT I derived an easy way for us non-chinese character reader to know what is the meaning of those chinese words staring us in the face.

I got here an example of a passage which is written in chinese characters, seriously I have no idea of what is written in this passage therefore I do not understand what it is trying to say.

Weird thing about chinese writting is, you gotta read it starting from the top right and going down towards the bottom left.

Now, i discovered a way to read the same passage and the best of all it does makes some sense to me now. This new discovery of mine will revolutionised the world! Chinese is not a difficult language to master anymore!!! Everyone can read chinese characters now! No need to attend class or take exams or learn about chinese history! All it takes is only a couple of minutes of your time! Hows that?! Now, you all know that Wingz dont bruff ppl one rite? so this is not a joke!

You want to know how you can learn to read chinese easily? scroll down for the New method!
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The New Wingz Nethod on how to read Chinese Characters :-

Answer : Turn it 90° Anti Clock Wise and look at it again!

Suddenly it all makes sense now doesnt it?! No? it still doesnt make any sense at all? ok ok nvm .. scroll to the bottom of this post and read the translation ok?

It reads GO FARK YOUR SELF

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

See? who said chinese is a very difficult language? Where got difficult? Stupid say stupid la DIU! LOL!!!

Fa Hai lor.....

To begin the first post for Rojaks with such is really not my choice... BUT HOW CAN GERMANY WIN???????? HOW???????????????? HOW????????? CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW AR??? possession from Argentina also super keng dy...

bet wingz will be updating on the match anytime soon...but... but......i just had to get it off my chest..... See la now my Messi have no chance to play dy... nia sing arrr.... ok lah.. i favour Argentina cos we have to admit that they are naturally good...


at this point the useless ref should have given a bloody red card liao eh... but i guess he was blinded by the boobies of some german fan la... knn ar!!! replay 10 times also know that the babi fella kne the keeper mia rib la... summore wanna discuss whether to have dinner in which grandma house meh.... TNS ar.....


the most beautiful goal liao eh.....this skill certain pro players can achieve oni geh.... you can header without exposing your kuku jiao meh?


and yes... that is what the ref is for la... giving yellow card cos he posing for the photographers to take pichures... well heck.. that has been happening for the entire time of the game anyway... he's just yellow card-ing all my Argentina players like popping M&Ms...


pray si mi lan la.... pray for big kuku meh.... yeww..... see also benci la....

dont let me see the ref anywhere ar.. pek 9 him... nia sing ar...

no need summary la... summary also wont change the fact that Argentina is not IN.. bah*


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