Africa Truly Africa

Things that you dont get to see any other place other than Africa :


African Walkman :WArning : user might prolly get neck injuries if used for a long period of time, please make sure you got a strong neck before you purchase this gadget. (12V recycled car battery included)




African warmwater : DIY style easy and simple .... safety not guaranteed tho, chances of getting eletricuted are prolly 99.9%


African Home Breed Japanese Car : Toyota Cowrolla!!! Top speed 5kmh


African MPV : Multi purpose vehicle, small cc, save petrol, can accomodate up to 12 person (4 on bike and 8 more on the trailer behind it)


African Ambulance : For non emergency case only! If you got emergency, better start running on your own ASAP ... you will prolly get out of the hospital by the time this ambulance arrive. lol!

Who Knows? Who Dont?

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Enuff of my crappy life, life goes on no matter how suck it is. This world is never meant to be a fair place to begin with ... so just deal with it and move on ... and since I m still recovering from all this crappiness the jokes will sucks too at times, hope you guys would find it funny tho.

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Amadika is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who know are no problem.

Those who don't know are also in two groups.

One is those who don't know and know they don't know. Well, they can learn!

But then, there are those who don't know, and don't know they don't know. And they become Politicians!

I Dont Know What Else to Say .....

I dont know what else to say other than thank you.

When all hope is lost,
Thank you all for giving me courage,
Thank you all for showing me hope,
Thank you all for the motivation,
Thank you all for showing me that human is actually not as scary as I thought they are ....

Hope and dreams is what that keep a man alive, when all hope is lost and all dreams are broken, man will think of doing silly stupid stuffs.

What happened?

I am at a level right now where i doubt if I could still be what a father should be, to be able to provide for my kid's future. I doubt I could be what a husband should be to be the provider for the family or the least basic I m not sure how much long I can afford to put food on the table anymore.

I lost lotsa stuffs. both material and emotional stuffs that I worked so hard for as long as I could remembered and for some obvious reason I cant expose of, not here in my blog.

I am still searching and waiting and I hope there will be a sign telling me what is the path i should take next because I dont like this feeling of being stuck at the junction for this long time. Time is a luxury that I dont have at this moment...

Usually when I fall down, it would only take me a few days to stand back up but this time it takes alot longer than a few days. Its not only that, whenever i managed to pull myself together someone/something will whack me from behind and I will fall down again. One step forward ... two steps backward.

This has been going on for at least a month and I always ask myself ..... what is my limit? I mean obviously everyone would have his/her own limit of how much shit one can take right?

Right now there just isnt any light at the end of the tunnel, I probably havent reach the end of the tunnel yet and I been walking for more than a month ledi. Is there ever gonna be a light at the end of the tunnel or I am going the wrong way?

If you ask me now What is the scariest thing on earth? I would tell you that its not a an angry ghost or anything near that ... the scariest thing is this world is human.

I m still searching and lost, I would really appreciate advices from those who had been through similar situation, where can I go from here?

No Way Out?

I am at a dead end now, I asked myself not to blog about unfortunate stuffs because I knew that most of you guys come here to read about stuffs that will make you happy but it has been getting really bad lately I told myself to write it out before its too late.

I m fuckED, my life is fuckED! I m suicidal and I felt farking useless ..... how i wish I m dead so i wont be a burden to anyone.

I dont know where to get help ....

Ahbeng Go Eye Test

Ahbeng after kambing back from working a few years Kahzakhstan wanna get himself a GDL lesen (neh, you need GDL lesen if you were to drive commercial van or vehicle one ah!) so he went to JPJ to apply for the lesen but he was told to take eye test first.

Not knowing where he could go for the eye test he asked one of the JPJ official :

Ahbeng : Boss ... tumpang tanya ... mana mau pigi check itu mata ar?
JPJO : Check mata ka? pigi ini klinik depan itu kedai boleh la.
Ahbeng : Oh! itu kedai ka? ok ok tenkiu ....

Then Ahbeng also go register himself and tell the nurse he wanna get lesen and kena do eye test. After wait awhile the nurse call Ahbeng to go into the room ...

Nurse : Chow Ahbeng !!!
Ahbeng : Kambing!!!

*in the room*

Lokter : pls sit down, you want do eye test ar?
Ahbeng : Yes lokter, i want do eye test.
Lokter : Nurse take out my eye test chart pulez.

*After nurse take out eye test chart Lokter points to a row of alphabets that reads :

C Z W I X N O S T A C Z

Lokter : Ahbeng can you read this line?
Ahbeng : Read??!!! I can do better than read!!! I know this farker!! This farker Otang (owes) me money in Khazaksthan not yet pay me back still!!!