AFOS 2011 Malaysia

Blind AhBeng and his Powderful Nose

ahbeng is blind .... but he got spesel skill ... his nose is very the powderful .... 

one day he goto one nais retoren, found a table and sit down ... den the waiter kam ask him wat he wanna order. 

waiter : sir this is our menu .... 
ahbeng : soli ah ... i is blind one ... 
waiter : oh ... den how? u want me to read to you? 
ahbeng : oh no nid ... just bring me a chopstick from the last customer who just left
waiter : har???! chopstick? spoon can ar? 
ahbeng : spoon oso can la 
waiter : okok u wait ah 

3 minutes later ....

waiter : your spoon sir 

*ahbeng took the spoon and smell smell n den .... 

ahbeng : hmm ... your tong po yoke smells very nais ... i will have one pls
waiter : wah lau eh!!! got so terror anot wei!!! 
ahbeng : sai mat kong!!! faster bring me my ting po yoke la wei

after ahbeng finish his dinner he paid n left .... few days later ahbeng kambek to the same restoren again ... and the waiter dint recognise him and gave him the menu like the 1st time. 

ahbeng : harrow? rmb me? i was here few days ago? ayam blind wan rmb? 
waiter : oohhhh!!! its u! 
ahbeng : abuden? 
waiter : need a spoon/chopstick to smell anot this time? 
ahbeng : of coz la!!! 
waiter : ook wait ahh 

3 minutes later .... 

waiter : sir lu mia spoon ...

*ahbeng took the spoon and smell smell n den .... 

ahbeng : fuiyo!!! this meatball spaghetti i rike ahhh!! gimme one 
waiter : wah lau ehh!!!! yau mou lan ohhh? 
ahbeng : abuden? 
waiter : how u do it wan jek? 
ahbeng : dunwan tell u ah! 

as hard as it is for the waiter to briff ... but both times also ahbeng got it right .... n ahbeng so lansi the waiter kinda tulan him la ... the waiter wanna "prank" 9 ahbeng the next time he come.

ahbeng eats and leaves. He returns the following week ... but this time the waiter is ready for him ... upon seing ahbeng the waiter fast fast took a spoon n rush to the ktichen to find ah Huei ...

waiter : ahuei ahuei!!! 
ahuei : hamilan? 
waiter : I want jingu one basket customer ... can u help me? 
ahuei : how help lu? 
waiter : u take this spoon n rub rub your petpet there can? i blanja u sarkfin later
ahuei : ok set! 

after ahuei rub rub the spoon on her petpet she hands over the spoon to waiter n the waiter rush to ahbeng table 

waiter : oh hi!!! nice to see youa gain sir ... this time i am well prepared ... here is your spoon sir.
Ahbeng : wuahh ... few days no see .. suddenly so efficient edi wei!!! veli gud!! come lemme smell smell n see ...

ahbeng then take the spoon n take a deep breath n proceed to sniff the spoon ..... after like 10 seconds and alot "DAFUQ" look on his face ... ahbeng finally said ...

ahbeng : ahuei works here wan?

How to send CODED message thru newspaper

You think we can send messages to Jib Kor with this method anot? LMAO!

There are two kinda people in this world

You prolly know this but so far i havent seen this out on print lidis!

There are two kinda people in this world :

1. People who drives faster than you - Madmen!

2. Those who drive slower than you - Idiots!

Tunetalk Incubus Concert

I rike to bwing you good news! I owaz got bwing you good news rite anot?

This time I got good news for those Ahbengs who love tp kap band wan! I know alotsa Ahbengs wannabe rockstars one! Dont fake fake la! I know ledi wan ok? Acherly I also got dream about bekambing rockstar also … Ahlians very the lum rockstars wan can? Lol!

I will tell you why izzit now is a very the good time to start picking up the guitar and make your rockstar dream kambing true! Got this rock band from Amadika call INCUBUS (fehmes Ahbeng rock bands for the angmoh lidat la!) they kam here mau bikin rock concert ah! Itu hansem mia company Tune Talk bwing them kam wan!

The Good news is … this time kan …. the opening act of Incubus concert is gonna be selected (voted) by fans in an all-inclusive battle of the bands - Open 4 Incubus Contest!

In this contest, bands will kena bikin audio or video of their performance and kasi upload to youtube, later this video will be posted on tunetalk facebook wall and their fansee will vote lor. Highest vote mia band will get to perform the opening act at the Incubus concert in July! Fehmes sial!!!

So dont wait long long la!!! fast fast start jamming la!! Fehmes ledi got dem lotsa Ahlians will lum you deep deep wan leh! Haha!

For more information on this Open 4 Incubus contest please goto http://www.facebook.com/note.php?saved&&note_id=10150298461545761

But … if you like me … dunch habe any muscial genes wan but still wanna go n watch the Incubus concert … I got lobang for you! FREE wan la of coz! Coz I know u all Ahbengs is same as kiamsiap as me mah! Kakakaka! Kiamsiap is a good quality ok? Kiamsiap can make u lich wan! So dun shy shy can? Lol

okok back to the free concert tixs... its lidis one la! Got 2 lehlio stesen is giving away FREE VIP and ROCKSTAR Incubus concert tixs, that 2 lehlio stesen is FLYFM and HOTFM. They will bikin contest to let u win these tixs la .. so dun forget to tune into FLYFM and HOTFM wei!

Lemme now tell you the different between VIP tixs n ROCKSTAR tixs la … VIP tixs winner will be invited to pre-cocktail Incubus party and they will let you in early into the concert. ROCKSTART ticket is suoer yeng one wei! They send big big car to pick you up at your house to the concert like fehmes hollywood style plus invitation to cocaktail party and masuk to concert early also! Shiok anot?!! I hear also wet wet ledi lol!

I know wat you thinking … u tink hor … wat if I no musical genes and no contest genes but only got money genes?

Lidat easy la! Since u got money genes then you go buy the tixs la! No nid to join contest or plektis jamming one you lazy prick! Lol!!

Tixs can be purchased thru www.airasiaredtix.com Tickets are going for RM203 (normal price), or RM183 if you are a TuneTalk.com subscriber.

Dun wait la!!! let Rockers Incubus Rock your Smelly Socks la!!!