18 May 2007

of Roses, Ahlian and Vase

Last week is Ahlian's birthday and her husband Ahbeng kam hom with a dozen of very expensive mia roses as Ahlian mia birthday present.
Ahlian see liow dem *LUM* she give Ahbeng a tight tight hug and they TKL (Tah-K-Lun) long long while raba raba-ing.

While raba raba-ing ... Ahlian hiao hiao lidat whispered into Ahbeng mia ear :

Ahlian : Larling arr~~~~
Ahbeng : Yes my chikibun?
Ahlian : Larling ... i want~~~
Ahbeng : What you want jek chikibun?
Ahlian : I wanna spend the whole nite lying on my back with my legs up in the air~~~

Upon hearing that .... suddenly Ahbeng stop raba raba-ing and put on a thinking face for around a minute or so, then he say to Ahlian:

Ahbeng : OHH!!! no no no ... you silly girl! you no need to do that ler! The florist gave me a free vase to put the roses in there ledi!

15 comments:

  1. Ini Ah Beng.. =.= dono must say he is creative or what hor.

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  2. human vase, hmmm.... i never tot ahbeng is such an imaginative person. :D

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  3. i dun get it wor ?

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  4. chikibun??? kakakka

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  5. What is chikibun? Next time hor, put lar pink or red rose mah. Maybe champaign color also ok. But no no yellow leh. Yellow is fun sau (seperation). Ah boh, Ahlian will TTL (Tiew toh luen) hahaha

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  6. The 'hole' big enought to poke in all the rose??? If can then the 'hole' very big wan.

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  7. wingz gor gor, me no unlerstood the joke

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  8. wahlau eh..like tat also you can think of..took me a long while ler..i think ah beng needs to go consult horny angmoh to be more horny.

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  9. If poke inside hor, sudah habis one. Bleed not stop liau. Y? Because of the thorn mah.......... Ah Beng can forget about f*cking ahlian tonite? LOL

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  10. wakakakakkakakaka....

    taht ah beng must be wingz.

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  11. Just make sure Ahbeng make Ahlian *wet* all night. Or else the flowers might die ];-)

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  12. lol... XD yealor ah beng y so smart one... wan put flowers there ah... later the flower over nutrient liao how XD

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  13. thanks for u wishes wingz!!!

    I dunno know if ah beng head got something wrong or not ...Lol

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  14. Aiyoh! Damn chi kik! The roses stem got thorns wan leh!

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  15. er.. i dun get it?!

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