3 May 2007

Welokam Back to Work!!!

Welokam back to work!!! I know i know! You all dem blardee sien to kam bek to work rite? MCH me too la!!! You are not alone ok?

I too blardee sien kena work today!!! ARGHH why dont have anymore holidays wan??!!! at least off till sat then ima happy person ledi!!! WHYYY OH WHYYYY!!!

Nebermind .... we kena cari makan n put food on the table so die die also kena come work la!

But worry not! ... For I know u all kena kambek to work today and I m well prepared ledi! I prepare for lu all 16 most interesting Questionaires to warm up your blen before you start work, keep them well oiled and rust free!

Y0u shud be all ready for work by the time you reached question no. Q16, if not ... goto your panel lokter and ask for MC, you prolly need more rest!


Questions :

Q1. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
Q2. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
Q3. Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
Q4. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Q5. What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
Q6. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Q7. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Q8. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Q9. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Q10. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
Q11. What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Q12. What do a toilet and a woman have in common?
Q13. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Q14. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
Q15. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Q16. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else?

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.NO la! this time i no bruff you wan! really got answers at the bottom of this post wan! Why would you think i always will bruff u when i use this style ar?? duhh!


ANSWERS :
A1. They can both smell it, but can't eat it!
A2. Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
A3. She knows she's given her last blow job.
A4. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
A5. A police horse.
A6. They already have boyfriends.
A7. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
A8. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
A9. Homeless.
A10. An elephant with diarrhea.
A11. A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
A12. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
A13. Even the pool table has no balls.
A14. It's not hard.
A15. Well hung.
A16. Nice dick!

7 comments:

  1. hmm...Welcome back y'all!!!!

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  2. veli sanfu wana scroll up n down to read lar!!! =P

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  3. *echo with huei*

    samo can get mixed up leh the number of the questions. ahaks!

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  4. Aiyah!!! Wan to feed the stomach is like tat ke lah.

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  5. lol! XD so farnee ler! quite controversial oso lor... XD

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  6. LOL, what a good way to get rid those post-Labour Day blues.

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  7. haha! hilarious. snot flew out of my nostrils whle i laughed like an idiot in front of the monitor.

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