You wanna see my Wee Wee?

Ahbeng has been dating Ahlian for a few months ledi, all the while Ahlian dem demure lidat so Ahbeng decided to test Ahlian and see whether she is as innocent as she looks anot.



So, one day after movie Ahbeng drove Ahlian to a secluded place, unzipped his fly and turn to her and say :

Ahbeng : Ahlian my lafu ... you want to see my wee wee anot??~~
Ahlian : YERR!!!! i dunwan i dunwannn!! I dunwan see wee wee der!!

Ahbeng dem happy lar hear Ahlian say lidat ... so confirm this Ahlian is really innocent and demure one ... one week after that Ahbeng proposed to Ahlian to kahwin him and Ahlian agreed.

On the same night Ahbeng tested Ahlian again and like the previous time .... Ahlian said "I dunwan see!! I dunwan see!!! Again Ahbeng dem happy with her response.

Then come the nite when they got married .... Ahbeng dem sexcited la that nite! He thot to himself "Wuah Ahlian so innocent and demure, she gerenti still virgin one la!" so he go into his bedroom where Ahlian is readily waiting for him, Ahbeng unzipped his pants, climbed onto the bed and said to Ahlian :

Ahbeng : Ahlian now that we are finally married, now you can look at me naked without feeling guilty ledi!
Ahlian : EeeekkKK!!! Ahbeng your wee wee so cute der!!
Ahbeng : No larling, wee-wee is for small boi only .. mine is a kok!
Ahlian : No leh larling! This is a wee-wee leh! A kok is hard and long and big and black like Maniam wan!