1 January 2007
I laughed out when i learnt about this piece of what suppose to be a good piece of news : Reduced Road Tax
Then in an unrelated incident, I overheard this conversation at pasar this morning :
Ahbeng : Alo Muthu! I tell you har, cooking oil will increase RM5 per liter from today onwards!
Muthu : Aiyoyo! taukeh mana boleh ini majiam??!! Saya jual goreng pisang hali hali mau pakai cooking oil wan!
Ahbeng : Eh Muthu calm down!!! dun worry! I got good news for you! Not everything go up wan la! got something i reduce plice also wan! dun worry!
Muthu : Dei! what thing you kasi reduce plice?
Ahbeng : Eh from now on if you buy a new wok .... I give you RM10 discount wokeh?!
Muthu : Dei! Farkiu la!! My goreng pisang wok i used 10 yrs ledi also no change you gimme 50% discount also no use la!
Ahbeng : Eh dun say lidat la .... i give u this RM10 discount on my new wok i rugi RM2.5k every year you know?!
Muthu : Dei! U think i derno how to count one izzit? You rugi RM2.5k on your wok but you untung RM250k on the cooking oil hike! You really think i stupid ka? Kluar sikit Poket kiri, manyak manyak masuk poket kanan!
Sigh* .... study high high also no use bcoz we "dunno" how to count wan!
Posted by Wingz at 6:42 pm