Ayam your tour gai Misiter Loyaks .... below is the place which i m going to bwing you go see ok?
We dunwan to be rude but if you choosed to fall .. pilis slip carefully ok? dun damage public properties!
Err .. this one i really dunno what they trying to say ... lemme check with the beijing municipal council then get back to you ok?
We chainis very honest ... no beating around the Amadika president! (Bush) .... if only for piss means only for piss! kenot shit wan!
That concludes today tour of China Holympics too gero gero eit! .... next week I bring you sommo chun stuffs wokeh?!