Baby for Lunch Anyone ?

I got this from a friend, she told me this is baby shaped biscuits. They look too good to be biscuit rite ?

If this is really biscuit, will you eat it anot ar ?

of PMS and My New Ride

MCH! both my houz n my opis mia StimX also FarkupED! Now i blogging using DiGi EDGE which is bloody S L O W W W! ! ! !

Today my Period kam .... PMS, no mood to blog, I just post the pic of my new ride (dashboard only). Why i posting the pics ? I dun farking know! I just thot the pic is very nice haha ... soli ok I PMS now!!!

Dashboard

Center Console

I know this post is crap, yall can start weck me now .... :P


Update : photos added

Driver's control console

Central gear stick and storage

Arm Rest

Rear Seat

Dont Let a Drunkard Name Your Skool

Once there is this multi millionaire alchoholic, he is known as Juimao by his fler drinking mates. One of his drinking mates (Lowchan) happened to be the headmaster if a local chinese skool. One day this chinese skool need a new skool hall and Lowchan approach Juimao for donation.

*halfway drinking, Juimao high high dei ledi Lowchan also take this chance to ask for donation*

Lowchan : Juimao, eh we need donation to build a new skool hall ler, u can donate anot ?
Juimao : How much you need to build that hall ?
Lowchan : about RM300,000 lidat ler ...
Juimao : RM300,000 only izzit? aiyah small matter la! i thot you need 2 million then abit hard la ... RM300k no problem! I donate all! no nid to look for other ppl, I kautim everything!
Lowchan : Wuah sure anot wan ? now u drunk ledi u say lidat la ... after wards u deny how ?
Juimao : Diuu!!! mahai u dun belif me la izzit ? you take pen and paper now then u draft a simple letter asking for donation then i sign there. lidis ok anot ?
Lowchan : u say one har!!! later u dont accuse me of not believing in you !!
Juimao : Before you start the letter, I wanna add one clause.
Lowchan : wuah see ? i sure know u got trick wan!
Juimao : no trick la ! I just want u to lemme name the Hall, it this ok ?
Lowchan : Aiyah lidat only izzit ? lidat nvm la ... since u gave us the money to build the hall I will name it after u anyway.
Juimao : ok deal then, put my request into the letter too.

A few days later, Lowchan got RM300k from Juimao and they start working on the new hall. 3 months later the hall is done and they invited Juimao to the official opening of the hall day at the same time they are also asking Juimao for the name of the new hall.

Juimao being himself hes drunk most of the time even at the time hes thinking of the name of the new hall. After thinking for it for half an hour he finally decided to use his company name rather than his personal name as the name of the hall. He also refuse to let Lowchan know the name of the hall bcoz he want it to be a suprise to everyone.

So, he himself ordered for the signange to be made secrectly, he even invited some reporter from the daily newspaper and all his staff to attend this opening ceremony so that they can be proud of him and his contribution to the society. Little does he realise he is gonna be the luffing stock of the year lol

The time come where Juimao will remove the cloth covering the signage to the new hall. Lowchan countdown "3,2,1!" and Juimao removed the cloth with a pull and everybody were shocked! Ther reporters start taking pikchures too.

Then tomlo the name of the hall come out in the newspaper guess what kinda name Juimao would give to the new skool hall ??

(if u wanna know scroll down la)
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In case you are wondering, Juimao mia company name is Alco ler ....

This joke u kena use your brain abit lol ..... if u dun get it then u ask me la ... i also blur blur now

Adios!

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A Lonely Girl Need a Place to Stay in KL/PJ, Anyone with Vacant Room ???

Yea you read me right! A LONELY girl need a place to stay in KL/PJ, She can and willing to pay her rent in "KIND/SERVICES" So, if you got extra unused/vacant room just imagine the kinda service you will be enjoying~~~ *Drools*

For more info pls click on the below pic or click on this LINK

Too bad i dont have vacant room .... if not .... *slurpsssss* .... jiak beh liow MAN!!!!! WUAHAAHAHAHA .... any takers from Laubeh Inc members anot ??? damn waste man!!! lol



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Nazri - It's shameful! Latuk Nazri, Gua Caya Sama Lu!!!

The Quote below are extracted from an Article published by Bernama,

'Mohamed Nazri and Azmi, who were asked for their comments afterwards, described the incident as "terrible" and "shameful" while Lim demanded immediate action to prevent a recurrence.'

Their Response ??

Pulez ignore me, I m just whoring for traffik buden I Seriously believe that there are still lotsa good and honest cops in our country. Dont penalise the whole force just becoz of a few bad apples.


Habe a nice weekend EveriBodi!


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WATCH OUT FOR THAT WOMAN DRIVER !!!!!

Had a close call today, I was in Ampang picking up Lil Devil and was heading back home. As I am coming out of this one way street suddenly a car dashed in from the opposite direction, I honked and flash my headlights indicating to the car that this is a one way street but the car keep on coming towards us.

Luckily the road is wide enuff for both car to pass. I stopped my car, wind down my windscreen to take a good look at the driver and she happened to be a woman!!! She even gave me that "What! you think your fader own this road ka?" kinda look! WTF!!! cant she read road signs ?? It says NO ENTRY! ONE WAY STREET!!! Which part of "NO ENTRY" she do not understand ?? *sigh*

This whole incident kinda reminded me of an email sent to me by a frend of mine a while ago, I thot that would make a good post with some minor modification la! haha ... enjoy !!

Put a woman behind the wheel, they will show you what macho really means.



I swear I seen this somewhere on Malaysian Road!!!



Ermm ... tok bout ppl with weird fetish ....



For those who drives, this is a regular sight, err .. prolly a lot lower than this but still a regular sight!



Women and parking, you will be suprised Mister!




Oi, Women cant read road signs ok ? EOS!




This has been voted the Winner of this post! Nickname THE NOOB RIDER!!!

*NOTE : This post is totally, absolutely a joke. No Women were hurt in the making of this post. NO! Dispite of what you thinking, I m still NOT a sexist!



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So, Hows Your Day ?

"So, Hows your day?"

How Many times do you get this question when you go to have a drink with your buddy ? Especially when there is nothing else to tok about. So, instead of keeping quiet you just ask your drinking buddy "So, hows your day huh ?" hoping to find something interesting in his life today to resume the conversation. In doing so, you could also prolong the yum sing session and you can get more free beer LOL!!

Today Berlinda asked me the same question when we sit down for a beer in the evening.

Ber : Wah! long time no see you ledi har .... So, hows your day ?
Me : I dunno how to describe to you my day also ler ......
Ber : Why ?
Me : You see, I dont think there is any words in the Dictionary that can describe correctly and accurately how I am feeling now.
Ber : You mean your day sucks izzit ?
Me : Nononononono .... sucks is kiddy play compares to he word that you can use to describe my day.
Ber : Wat wat ? I thot sucks is the worst word to use to desribe a person's day ledi ?
Me : Nope! sucks is not even near to what i been thru today .... hmmm I think, to make u understand my situation better I show you a picture I got in my PDA, wait abit ok ?
Ber : Ok
*reach for back poket for Tochiba E800 PPC, turn it on and start looking for the pic .... after a while*
Me : aahhh!!! found liow! nah u take a good look at this pic then you will understand how my day is.
Ber : See see ..... ..... OMFG!!! you are right! This is definitely worst than "sucks" I totally feel you now !!!
Me : Yea .... tell me bout it ....
Ber : Sigh* come yum sing lar !!! after high ledi all worries will be gone!
Me : YUM SINGG!!!!!!

Of coz this post dont end here la .... I sure show you the pic one, if not you all sure fark 9 me kaw kaw wan rite ?

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Let's Get Fcuked - A Girl with Unique Thoughts

Was blog hopping quietly on a boring Sunday evening when one of my brader send me a msg in IRC.

Paul : Hey Wingz! look at this!!! http://xxx.blogspot.com/blogger/276//DSCN87251m1.jpg
Wingz : *OMFG!!!*

Why the response ? This is the pic I saw (just to remind you, this is the pic of a real blogger not your daily AV star ok?) :-
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fcukling in one of her controversial photographs

The reason I still havent put any link here is because there is something I wish to clarify before you all perverts heads over to her blog, especially to all the kalerwolves out there.

NOTE : This is NOT a PORN blog, she just happens to have different view about nudity.

Below is a quote extracted from her blog :

Partner told me about an article on a lady who had sex with 501 other men within just 10 hours. That is a pretty fucking impressive feat, I must say. I mean, what sort of record is this, man?
Afterwhich, my dear cousin answered my question unintentionally, because she's spreading the word of Embracing Sexuality. Well, sorta.So, before I start this entry, I would like to thank Joyce for being my source of inspiration of this entry. This isn't pornography; we're just displaying our open-mindedness towards nudity. So, if you're uncomfortable with two beautiful girls flaunting their assets, you may choose not to continue.

So, if you are easily offended with piktures of pretty girls flaunting their assets, pulez do not proceed. Otherwise, proceed at your own risk.


Click on the header above or here --> http://fcukling.blogspot.com/




P.S. Ahpek, buaya, wolfy and the rest of the Laubeh Inc geng, pulezzzzz dont wank to her pics ok? LOL!!!


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Wallet Bleeding .......

New Side Mirror, unpainted RM190.
Installation Charges, RM50.

number of days required 3, Knock back and spray paint RM700,

Get to experience Malaysia's Public Transport all over again : Priceless

You think if i ask Petertan to shave his pubic hair will you donate to my car repair fund anot ???

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JoeC 2005 Outstanding Bloggers Award !!! Local and Overseas Category

This is a short post but something quite worth your attention, hop over to JoeC Crash Pad 2005 Outstanding Bloggers Award and look at all the winner, both locally and from the west

a HandFOOLs of local bloggers made the list, namely (in no particular order) :


i) Belacan Times - Best Family man award



ii) Rojaks n Crew - Best Lame jokes award


iii) Willwolf - Best Laubeh Inc. Award


iv) 5xmom - Fastest Blogger Award



v) Loopymeals - Best McD Competitor Award


vi) Helen - The Frankest Blogger Award


vii) Fishtail - Best Retired Teacher Blogger Award


viii) Spicy - Best Hello Kitty Blogger Award


ix) Kuishinbo - Best Malaysia's Student in Japan Blogger Award


x) Lrong Lim - Best Enviromentalist Blogger Award


I salute all of you Malaysian Bloggers! *TABIKKKK!!!!*


Read the whole article by JoeC Tribute to Malaysian Bloggers Post - Link



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FUCK FUCK FUCKING LORRY !!!!

MAHCHOWHAIHAMKAHCHANSANGJAIMOWSIFUTNIAHMAHBEIYANDIU-
NIAHBAHMOUJAISANG!!!!!

FUCK OK!!! FUCK!!!! I WAS FUCKING LANGGAR-ED by this puki lori today!!!! Lori driver in KL are fucking part time stunt driver ok ? so If u ever gonna drive in KL, WATCH OUT FOR THAT FUCKING LORRY!!!!




This is where it happened, right in front of South City Plaza:



This is the Nice polis officer tht help me with my repot, according to the Sarjan who accessed the situation, this case "geser kat tepi" hard to pint point whois wrong, therefore no saman were issued. The road were fucking defective with a very fucking obvious bottleneck accepting traffic kambing from 3 side. I hafta claim my own insurance or fix it with my pocket money. Thats fucking depressing SHIT!!! If you ever ever use this road to go to Mines Wonderland or Balakong from Seri Kembangan be very fuckingly careful!!!! we got retarded town planner !!!




typing my own polis repot, no more pen and paper! its fully computerised now :




This is the damages :







I still have no fucking idea how much it would cost me to fucking fix the whole fucking mess, one thing for sure, Its not gonna be fucking cheap!!!! thanks to that fucking lori !!!! MCH!!! This is gonna be a FUCKING LONG DAYYYYYY!!!!!



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