29 April 2007
When Bloggers Yum Char!
My taikor promised me to throw a satay party if he won this blogger choice award where he got nominated as "Best Photography blog". so if you are a satay lover too yourself then fast head HERE and vote la!!!
Yum char simply means Drink tea, but when a group of bloggers get together, we would drink more than tea of coz! In fact there is this barger that always order Tea and club sandwich but everytime his tea comes with a mouth gargle one! Too bad I dint take pic of the tea ... if not i can prove to you i no bruff you wan .... but still If u dun belif u goan ask HIM urself la! Really got mouth gargle wan!
Well do you know that bloggers comes from a very diverse background, recently we got the chance to yumchar with one of the ''100 People You Must Know In Asia''! I Kid you knot! serious one la! U dont belif you ask Kid Chan and see I got Kid you anot la!
In the above pic, you can see Kid Chan is trying to explain something to Ladyboss and Golfnick.
You might wanna ask us, what do we talk about when we gathers? Blogging most of the time, exchanging ideas and private 1 to 1 tutorial by prominent bloggers. In the photo above can be seen that Huei is actually teaching Kenny Ng something about how to do codings in html and Frostier is also giving some tips on how to blog effectively to one of his brader. See? You could actually learn something in bloggers gatherings! Now who said we only tok kok in bloggers gathering?
Where will we gather? Well, most of the time we will be at those place that gives us free internet access. Bloggers are nobody without internet access lol! oh and not forgetting ... electrical sockets is important too!!! Why? Bcoz when we yum char ... we can go on for more than 3 hours, so our notebook's battery will die and we need to recharge to keep staying online.
Well, not all the time we will talk about blogging .... we are bloggers you see, we can talks about anything under the sun one! From jokes to serious stuffs like Malaysia economy and where we are heading to hamsap jokes. Seriously none of us got biten before, so its confirmed that we dont bite wan!
Most of the time we will prefer to meet in a small group rather than to have more than 10 bloggers each session. When the group is small then we could really get to know each other better compares to a larger scale mia gathering where some people who loves to sit at the end of the table will feel neglected. To prevent this from happening we just hafta keeo the group small la.
Then occassionly we will be suprised by having DDG (Drop Dead Gorgeous) kinda blogger joining our gathering one. Just last Saturday, we had anoder yum char session at The Summit, Black Canyon Coffee and suddenly this blogger turned up to join us .... Wuah you shud be there and look at us drool la!!!
You wanna know whois that lenglui blogger anot??!!!! MCH Scroll down la! U first time come here izzit?
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.HAR?? you really scroll one ka?!! oi 18SX one wor! u legal age anot 1st??!! if notchet 18 yrs old dont continue la!
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.EH ... If i tell you know that there is nothing to see at the bottom of this post ... you will kill me anot??!!
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.THERE IS REALLY NOTHING TO SEE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POST ONE LA!!!
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.TRUST ME LA ... DONT SCROLL LEDI LA! REALLY NOTHING TO SEE ONE LA! DUN SAY I NO TELL YOU OK?
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KAKAKAKA!!! I warned you ledi!!! you dunwan listen!!! Hansem anot?!!!
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Toking kok
Dim Sum With My Folks
Now that you guys are out in the society working your ass off to pay your bills ledi, how often do you have blekfast with your parents?
I make it a point to bring them out for meals at least a couple times a month, I wanna let them know altho i m not staying together with them anymore, altho i am busy earning money to pay the bills and altho i am still engrossed with my blogging thingy .... I still think of my mum and father very often.
We went dimsum today, and of coz Lil Devil were the center of attention with all his monkey acts and witty comments. I am amused sometimes how my Lil' Devil are able to make them laugh out loud but I am never able to do that. Perhaps this is what the canto say "Yan Kap Yan Yuen" which means "Diff Human Diff Fate" ... some just dont have that kinda bond.
I make it a point to bring them out for meals at least a couple times a month, I wanna let them know altho i m not staying together with them anymore, altho i am busy earning money to pay the bills and altho i am still engrossed with my blogging thingy .... I still think of my mum and father very often.
We went dimsum today, and of coz Lil Devil were the center of attention with all his monkey acts and witty comments. I am amused sometimes how my Lil' Devil are able to make them laugh out loud but I am never able to do that. Perhaps this is what the canto say "Yan Kap Yan Yuen" which means "Diff Human Diff Fate" ... some just dont have that kinda bond.
To save space so we could order more, we mixed all the single leftover dimsum into one bamboo steamer.
There are still some G Cheong Fun on this plate 5 minutes ago! serious!
In this life, there are a few thing u kenot choose one, one of them is parents .... so whatever it is love them with all your heart.
Have you call your parents yet this week? Go ahead let them know you are thinking of them.
I enjoyed my meal with my parents and siblings .... its good to know that they are healthy and happy.
In this life, there are a few thing u kenot choose one, one of them is parents .... so whatever it is love them with all your heart.
Have you call your parents yet this week? Go ahead let them know you are thinking of them.
Labels:
Family
28 April 2007
27 April 2007
Caught Wet!!! Tangkap Basah!!! 18SX of coz ...
WARNING :
18SX - Small bois n girls ... go do your homework! Dun read! go play PS2 or PS3 or Wii or PSP or anything as long as u dont read this post can edi! If you die die also wanna read ... then call your mum/dad at work and ask for permission 1st ok?
Oh! and its NSFW too!
Note : Abig tenkiu to ahboon.net for digging all the infos from the net
Her name is Rong Swen (容瑄) and she participated in a Taiwanese Game show by the name of "Ngo Oi Hak Seh Wui"/I Love Mafia (我爱黑涩会) last season. This game show is also aired on Astro Channel 19 (AEC) its under the program called "Blackie's Teenage Club" and excerpt taken from astro :
Blackie’s Teenage Club
From April 13, Thursdays & Fridays, 8pm
Host: Chen Jian Jou
This is riveting talk show for youngsters features a guest artiste or professional in each episode to teach the 20 young participants about social issues involving men and women.
I am not sure whether she won anything from the game show or not but I DO know that shes BLOODY DDG (Drop Dead Gorgeous) with big hooters! How I know she got Big Hooters?? hahaha!!! wait waitTTT!!! I slow slow tell u ok?
First, lemme show you her pic, this is Rong Swen in proper attire :
HOT anot??!!! Wanna know more about her anot??!!! Heres her profile :
Nickname : "its only a wolf~ its not worth to be discussed" (只是一隻狐狸~不足掛齒 )
Blog : Kilakilaband
Birthday : 1984/11/11
Height : 165 cm
Weight : 42.5 kg
Hobby : Eat & watch TV (吃東西&看電視)
Favourite Food : Chocolate (巧克力)
Dislike : Vege and Fruits (蔬菜水果)
[Source]
Now ... lemme tell you abit of story first!!! Be patient ok??!
Actually there is really nothing wrong with her, she just happened to trust internet too much. She loves to camwhore naked lovey dovey photographs with her bf and keep them at a so called "private online photo album" which also ... coincidently got hacked and her "sexy" photographs has been circulating around the internet from then onwards.
Below is one of the many photographs thats been circulating in the internet as we speaks.
This photo considered very "Not-revealing" ledi if you compares to the other photographs that you can find ...
Eerr ... wait wait!! are you sure you are above 18 years old? If not dont click ok? Obscene materials ahead!! Underage kiddos get approval from your parents first!!! Dont say I no tell you!!! Others Scroll down at your own risk! NSFW of coz!
Oh wait! ... Just in case later u dun kambek here after u saw those pics .... I just wanna tell u all that this is not a hamsap post .... Just want you all to know there is a lesson to be learn here, Dont bloody store your naked photographs online ok?!! Internet is not a safe place! if you wanna store them at a safe place ... send them to me!!! LMAO!!! (applicable to females under 35 yrs old only la!!!)
OK, you hamsap baskets can start and scroll down now!
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. HERE!
[Via Alexallied]
Labels:
Interesting
26 April 2007
Real Life Bloopers
Got this from my email, I dont know whether any of you been thru this before but some of it does sound familiar tho.
FIRST EXAMPLE :
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.
SECOND EXAMPLE:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
THIRD EXAMPLE:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH EXAMPLE:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH EXAMPLE:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST EXAMPLE:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
FIRST EXAMPLE :
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.
SECOND EXAMPLE:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
THIRD EXAMPLE:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH EXAMPLE:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH EXAMPLE:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST EXAMPLE:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
Labels:
Jokes
25 April 2007
Why is the rum gone? Why Nuffnang Rawks??!!!
You mean you derno yet??!!! (which jungle u living in wan?)
Tis' Why!
How to join? Easy oni la! Do like what I did! and then ... eh i lazy to type la! u read it yourself la!
Wuah! Got 3Days2Nights Singkapoh trip sommo!!! Maybe can meet Xiaxue also!!! Oi!! Mana mau cari??!!! MANA???!!! at Nuffnang lor!!
on Thursday 24th May 2007! Apa tunggu tunggu lagi?!!! Mailah marii!!!
Easy only, write anything you want ... no minimum words, No Google PR requirement, Technorati ranking also not important, Alexa rank lagi no nid la! You are not even required to link nuffnang (see? i dint even link them) then kasi email your post url to pirates@nuffnang.com put to the Attention of Misiter Johnee Teep!
Am I going? Of coz la! if not i do this post for what??!!! DIU!
Now Boss stewie, GIMME MY TICKET!!! RAWRRRR!!!!
Tis' Why!
They paoED the whole cinema in Teh Curve and blanja peeple like you & me go watch movie (Excluding : popcorn & drinks ok?)
How to join? Easy oni la! Do like what I did! and then ... eh i lazy to type la! u read it yourself la!
Wuah! Got 3Days2Nights Singkapoh trip sommo!!! Maybe can meet Xiaxue also!!! Oi!! Mana mau cari??!!! MANA???!!! at Nuffnang lor!!
on Thursday 24th May 2007! Apa tunggu tunggu lagi?!!! Mailah marii!!!
Easy only, write anything you want ... no minimum words, No Google PR requirement, Technorati ranking also not important, Alexa rank lagi no nid la! You are not even required to link nuffnang (see? i dint even link them) then kasi email your post url to pirates@nuffnang.com put to the Attention of Misiter Johnee Teep!
Am I going? Of coz la! if not i do this post for what??!!! DIU!
Now Boss stewie, GIMME MY TICKET!!! RAWRRRR!!!!
Labels:
Events
Thailand Kungfu Star Tony Jaa Ong Bak
Up and coming international Thailand Kungfu Flim star Tony Jaa Ong Bak displaying his martial art skills in the below video clip. If you are a matial art fan then prepare to feast yourself with some of his martial art moves! He did it all without wires ok?!
Now you belif me yet? Hes really terror rite?
Now a little bit of infos about Tony Jaa Ong Bak :
Did you know that...
Many thanks to Ahnel for the video
Now you belif me yet? Hes really terror rite?
Now a little bit of infos about Tony Jaa Ong Bak :
Did you know that...
- * Tony has trained in Muay Thai since he was 10 years old. * As a child, he threatened his father that he would attempt suicide if he was not allowed to study Muay Thai.
- * His father was a Muay Thai boxer and gave Tony his first lessons.
- * His models are Bruce Lee, Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
- * His parents are still living in Surin with Flower and Leaf, two elephants that his family has owned for many years and inherited from his grandparents.
- * His parents were cornacs and rice farmers. Tony Jaa did his first somersaults on his elephants back.
- * His master, Panna Rittikrai, has trained Tony since he was 15 years old.
- * He likes nature and animals.
- * He briefly met Jackie Chan and Steven Seagal several years ago. He had the opportunity to have dinner with Jackie Chan, but he had already boarded a plane when he received the news.
- * He doubled for Sammo Hung when the martial-arts actor made a commercial for an energy drink that required Tony Jaa to grasp an elephant's tusks and somersault onto the pachyderm's back.
- * He did a dozen films as a stuntman or actor in Panna Rittikrai's early films, before shooting Ong-Bak.
- * Tony fought five times in the ring when he was in Muay Thai training camp and won all the matches.
- * The nickname "Tony Jaa" was choosen by Prachya Pinkaew, director of Ong-Bak and Tom Yum Goong.
- * He did a commercial and a publicity tour to promote Thai fruits in China (June 2005).
- * He broke the record for the biggest Muay Thai training session with 1000 persons in Hong Kong (July 2005).
- * His father made a cameo appearance in Tom Yum Goong.
Many thanks to Ahnel for the video
Labels:
Interesting
Ahbeng and The bee
Wow! Now only I know that you can renew your driving license online wan!!! No bruff you wan! you go MYEG.com.my and see!
One day Ahbeng running into a clinic while shouting
Ahbeng : Pain ahhhh!!! Lokter pain ahhhh!!!
Lokter : what happened?
Ahbeng : Kena bite by bee
Lokter : Oh ... bee only izzit? Got allergy anot?
Ahbeng : err ... lokter what is allergy ar?
Lokter : Diu..... nvm! sit down first!
Ahbeng : ok lokter
Lokter : Where izzit?
Ahbeng : Lokter I derno where is the bee wor ... the bee bite me ledi fly away ledi lar!
Lokter : AIYOH!!! I asking Where the bee bite la!!?
Ahbeng : Oh ... the bee bite me under the mangga tree in front of my house ler lokter.
Lokter : MCH! I mean the bee bite which part of your body la!!! I want check la!!
Ahbeng : Oh ... nehh lokter ... bee bite here ... my fingers here ... pain ler lokter
Lokter : Err ... which one?
Ahbeng : err ... Lokter ... dont scold me hor .... but i think all the bee looks the same lor ... how can i tell u which one bite me wan lar??!!!
Lokter : Ahbeng ... you no nid put medicine ledi la!
Ahbeng : Har??? Lokter why lidis wan?
Lokter : You kena too much poison ledi la ... got medicine also kenot cure!
Ahbeng :
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Jokes
24 April 2007
How to Sell Toothbrush
Once upon a time Linpeh is a toothbrush salesman and a very successful one too! But that is not without lotsa hardwork and creative idea la!
I still remembered he was telling us his experiences as a toothbrush salesman during his first few days on the job.
Linpeh : My1st day as toothbrush salesman I goan walk walk the salak south apartment there, walk whole day only managed to sell 3 batangs toothbrush oni!
Frostier : Fu-Yoh! so cham meh?
Linpeh : Yala ... then i think itu apartment tarak use toothbrush one la, so the next day I got bungalow areas to sell. I walk from door to door and I m correct! I sold more toothbrushs that day. you guess how many toothbrush i sold?
Me : 30 toothbrush?
Frostier : 20 toothbrush?
Linpeh : Wrong! .... 5 only! but at least more than 3 rite? hahaha!
Frostier : Har? Can cari makan meh lidis?
Linpeh : Kenot la! thats why after that i kena tiao by my boss .... he said if i still dun perform he will goreng 9 my "sotongzai"
Me : Wuah ... so fast goreng your "sotongzai" one ka? Then how la?
Linpeh : Then i know i kena do something fast or else i will jiaksai la! Buden i also cleber la ... i came out with a tick that helped me to sell alotsa toothbrush after that.
Frostier : Like how u did it la? tell tell!!!
Linpeh : Lidis one ... i goan setup stall at LRT stesen there, the i give ppl free french fries and free sauce to dip dip.
Me : What? how does that relates to selling toothbrush?
Linpeh : Wait lemme continue 1st ... Then not long after i setup my stall giving free french fries with dip sauce got one Ahpek stop over to try the free french fries. He asked me
I still remembered he was telling us his experiences as a toothbrush salesman during his first few days on the job.
Linpeh : My1st day as toothbrush salesman I goan walk walk the salak south apartment there, walk whole day only managed to sell 3 batangs toothbrush oni!
Frostier : Fu-Yoh! so cham meh?
Linpeh : Yala ... then i think itu apartment tarak use toothbrush one la, so the next day I got bungalow areas to sell. I walk from door to door and I m correct! I sold more toothbrushs that day. you guess how many toothbrush i sold?
Me : 30 toothbrush?
Frostier : 20 toothbrush?
Linpeh : Wrong! .... 5 only! but at least more than 3 rite? hahaha!
Frostier : Har? Can cari makan meh lidis?
Linpeh : Kenot la! thats why after that i kena tiao by my boss .... he said if i still dun perform he will goreng 9 my "sotongzai"
Me : Wuah ... so fast goreng your "sotongzai" one ka? Then how la?
Linpeh : Then i know i kena do something fast or else i will jiaksai la! Buden i also cleber la ... i came out with a tick that helped me to sell alotsa toothbrush after that.
Frostier : Like how u did it la? tell tell!!!
Linpeh : Lidis one ... i goan setup stall at LRT stesen there, the i give ppl free french fries and free sauce to dip dip.
Me : What? how does that relates to selling toothbrush?
Linpeh : Wait lemme continue 1st ... Then not long after i setup my stall giving free french fries with dip sauce got one Ahpek stop over to try the free french fries. He asked me
Ahpek : You sure its FREE one ar?Moral of the story ... dont take free food from a toothbrush salesman! .. ar? what u mean wrong?!! no meh? Then I derno what is the moral of the story ledi la!!! LOL!
Linpeh : Yes yes uncle .. this is free ... come try try!
*Ahpek took a few strands of french fries and dip it into the sauce given by Linpeh and put it all into his mouth*
Ahpek : TLMCH!!! WTF is this??!! this french fries taste like shit!
Linpeh : Yea .. i also think it taste like shit ... so you wanna buy a toothbrush anot? come with free toothpaste also!
Labels:
Jokes
23 April 2007
Linpeh first job at Walmart
Last time Linpeh 1st 1st jump aeroplane (jump aeroplane = illegal immigrant) goto Amadika, he landed a job in Walmart as a stacker.
You know lar this Linpeh dem 9 lazy one, other than stacker I dont think he can do other jobs also. Anyway this Linpeh also made frend with lotsa Mexicans at his workplace and this mexicans all dem like Linoeh bcoz he also borrow them his 5 Kap asians VCD one.
So kira Linpeh is the favourite among the stackers in Walmart la, and becoz he is considered the taikor of the stackers he also dem lansi la! always asked his mexicans machais to do this, do that for him.
Then one day Linpeh mia supervisor call him to his opis, after about 15 minutes lidat Linpeh come out from the supervisor mia opis then straight go pack his stuffs and left Walmart.
At home Linpeh mia gf (Ahlian) was waiting for him for dinner, then Linpeh told Ahlian :
Linpeh : I hafta look for a new job tomlo
Ahlian : Why? what happened?
Linpeh : I kena fired
Ahlian : Har?? by who??!
Linpeh : By my supervisor.....
Ahlian : But why?! I thot u are the most fehmes stacker in your kompeni?
Linpeh : Yes I am ... my supervisor fired me bcoz hes jeles of me la!
Ahlian : Jeles of what?!
Linpeh : I told you right? My supervisor mia job is walk around doing nothing but watching us work only right?
Ahlian : Yar ... but what does that gotta do with jealousy?
Linpeh : Well ... he got jeles becoz everyone else start thinking i m the supervisor instead of him la!
You know lar this Linpeh dem 9 lazy one, other than stacker I dont think he can do other jobs also. Anyway this Linpeh also made frend with lotsa Mexicans at his workplace and this mexicans all dem like Linoeh bcoz he also borrow them his 5 Kap asians VCD one.
So kira Linpeh is the favourite among the stackers in Walmart la, and becoz he is considered the taikor of the stackers he also dem lansi la! always asked his mexicans machais to do this, do that for him.
Then one day Linpeh mia supervisor call him to his opis, after about 15 minutes lidat Linpeh come out from the supervisor mia opis then straight go pack his stuffs and left Walmart.
At home Linpeh mia gf (Ahlian) was waiting for him for dinner, then Linpeh told Ahlian :
Linpeh : I hafta look for a new job tomlo
Ahlian : Why? what happened?
Linpeh : I kena fired
Ahlian : Har?? by who??!
Linpeh : By my supervisor.....
Ahlian : But why?! I thot u are the most fehmes stacker in your kompeni?
Linpeh : Yes I am ... my supervisor fired me bcoz hes jeles of me la!
Ahlian : Jeles of what?!
Linpeh : I told you right? My supervisor mia job is walk around doing nothing but watching us work only right?
Ahlian : Yar ... but what does that gotta do with jealousy?
Linpeh : Well ... he got jeles becoz everyone else start thinking i m the supervisor instead of him la!
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22 April 2007
Rojaks Mini Concert in Neway
1st ever Rojaks Mini concert, the event are being held ar Neway Kalaokeh Jiulai Plaza! Coincise with this event is also the BIRDay of our lead singer Mr. Kenny Ng a.k.a. Malaysia's Jacky Cheung! You dont belif he is Malaysia Jacky Cheung? Wait later I prove to you!!!
Now lets go on to the detailed report of the 1st Rojaks Mini Concert ok?
Why got concert never tell you guys? Thats becoz Malaysia Kenny Ng mia name dem pahwer! Our mini concert mia tickets were sold out even before we make announcements! Thats why we no make announcement la!!
Those who did not get to attend the mini concert ....Nevermind one! later We will release Rojaks Album CD wan! Then u all can buy la! Buy 1 miusik CD free one 3 Kap Pr0n! Buy 2 miusik CDs free 5 kap Pr0n! Mana mau cari??!! The P0rn cast includes : Kenny Ng as the hero with spesel guest star Linpeh, Ahpek, Ladyboss and Sasha !!!
RM99.90 per CD only!!! Limited Stock!! place your order now!!! All order please direct to our local exclusive pasar malam distributor Mr. Linpeh (dont forget to ask your free 3 kap and 5 kap Pr0n from him ok?
And below are some of the footage of yesday nite mia mini concert. Who want inbite our Kenny Ng to sing please kam find me 1st ok? I offisially promoted to his manager liow since yesday! Sign kontrek ledi!!! Dun jump Q!!!! mahfulat!!!
One of the footage showingJacky Kenny is singing
Sky Wu Wu Sky Keep You is singing
How? I got bruff u anot? Got sound like Jacky anot?! Who want go to the next mini concert?! Fast fast register within!!! Limited Seats available!!!
*Entrance fees RM60++ per head (inclusive of 2 free drinks and free buffet)
Now lets go on to the detailed report of the 1st Rojaks Mini Concert ok?
Then our Lead singer (Kenny NG) finally arive! Neway gave him red carpet welokam! TERROR!
This is Mister Ah Diu (DALE) ... no.2 singer of our mini concert
No. 4 Singer ... Pennypupz!
Why got concert never tell you guys? Thats becoz Malaysia Kenny Ng mia name dem pahwer! Our mini concert mia tickets were sold out even before we make announcements! Thats why we no make announcement la!!
Those who did not get to attend the mini concert ....Nevermind one! later We will release Rojaks Album CD wan! Then u all can buy la! Buy 1 miusik CD free one 3 Kap Pr0n! Buy 2 miusik CDs free 5 kap Pr0n! Mana mau cari??!! The P0rn cast includes : Kenny Ng as the hero with spesel guest star Linpeh, Ahpek, Ladyboss and Sasha !!!
RM99.90 per CD only!!! Limited Stock!! place your order now!!! All order please direct to our local exclusive pasar malam distributor Mr. Linpeh (dont forget to ask your free 3 kap and 5 kap Pr0n from him ok?
And below are some of the footage of yesday nite mia mini concert. Who want inbite our Kenny Ng to sing please kam find me 1st ok? I offisially promoted to his manager liow since yesday! Sign kontrek ledi!!! Dun jump Q!!!! mahfulat!!!
One of the footage showing
How? I got bruff u anot? Got sound like Jacky anot?! Who want go to the next mini concert?! Fast fast register within!!! Limited Seats available!!!
*Entrance fees RM60++ per head (inclusive of 2 free drinks and free buffet)
Little Devil the Camwhorer
Lazy weekend .... dem blardee lazy i just wanna lie there and play corpse whole day! Anyone wanna join me for a Menyamar Mayat weekend? you no need to do anything one ... just play dead and prolly drool in the process, well occasionally some flies will gonna land on you to make sure you not decomposed yet lol! Whois in??!!! kam kam!!!
Lately lotsa aunties been asking me why no post Little Devil's pics anymore? Erm .. actually my mum & bini farkED me kaw kaw for making my Little Devil so fehmes. All the aunties in pasar also know whois Little Devil and their itchy hands always wanna pinch his cheeks and he always kambek with blueblack cheeks.
So, I m putting my head on the chopping board here but for the sake of all the silais that missed Little Devil so much! If i kena killed, you all better make sure you all burn me lots n lotsa hell notes n banks and petrol station and french maids with big boobs and viagras ok?!!!
Lately lotsa aunties been asking me why no post Little Devil's pics anymore? Erm .. actually my mum & bini farkED me kaw kaw for making my Little Devil so fehmes. All the aunties in pasar also know whois Little Devil and their itchy hands always wanna pinch his cheeks and he always kambek with blueblack cheeks.
So, I m putting my head on the chopping board here but for the sake of all the silais that missed Little Devil so much! If i kena killed, you all better make sure you all burn me lots n lotsa hell notes n banks and petrol station and french maids with big boobs and viagras ok?!!!
His TMNT collection .. hes still one Turtle short ... anyone wanna spare me theirs? I promised him a full set wan! but McD is farking outta it!!! ARGHHH!!!
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20 April 2007
Encore!! Encore!!
Ok Quick one.. sorry for not resurfacing for the longest time since the gathering..
WHY? because they all started calling me lady boss... which i am not la... ok.. i am just Shireen - yea get it right...
Sorry for the last minute thing.... but guess what???
I HAVE 2 TICKETS for the GOOD CHARLOTTE CONCERT to give away!!!.....
to find out more.... click on the picture above to win it!
QUICK!!! QUICK!!!
TIME IS THE LIMIT!!
WHY? because they all started calling me lady boss... which i am not la... ok.. i am just Shireen - yea get it right...
Sorry for the last minute thing.... but guess what???
I HAVE 2 TICKETS for the GOOD CHARLOTTE CONCERT to give away!!!.....
to find out more.... click on the picture above to win it!
QUICK!!! QUICK!!!
TIME IS THE LIMIT!!
HOT CUT Best Hair Saloon in Poland - Oryginalny Salon Fryzjerski
WARNING :
18SX - Small bois n girls ... go do your homework! Dun read! go play PS2 or anything as long as u dont read this post can edi! If you die die also wanna read ... then call your mum/dad at work and ask for permission 1st ok?
Oh! and its NSFW too!
YESH!!! its Friday!!! Its TEH WEEKEND!!! And I wanna give u all Mahlatlows (Perverts) a treat!!!
This is a hair saloon in Poland, This place is called HOT CUT. This is a happy place for most mahlatlows (Perverts) .... and read on to know why
When i interviewed one of the girl who has been working in this hair saloon for 3 months she told me this :
Saloon Girl : This place is a nice place to work in .... the deal is you work 3 weeks and get 1 week off.
Me : WOW! I m impressed ... But why 1 week?
Saloon Girl : Tahts the week when our Period come! How to go work with a bloody pad stuck between your legs?!
Me : LMAO!
Maybe Linpeh should take over this Hair Saloon and open as francise shop under his brand Olin-hair
Do we have anything lidis in Malaysia which is run by piao meis one? I so wanna go!!!
Mama-mia~~
P.S. : Thanks huei for the pics
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