26 April 2007

Real Life Bloopers

Got this from my email, I dont know whether any of you been thru this before but some of it does sound familiar tho.


FIRST EXAMPLE :
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

SECOND EXAMPLE:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

THIRD EXAMPLE:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

FOURTH EXAMPLE:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

FIFTH EXAMPLE:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST EXAMPLE:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

7 comments:

  1. so which one's ur most embarassing moments jek??

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  2. LMFAO! i was laughing so hard.. so farnee lar!! XD

    never heard them before tho...

    me ah, it started as just conversation... in chinese

    “嘿,美芳不要生气啦!你凶不美啊!”

    read that out loud.. XD

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  3. LOL~
    Nice bloopers' post!
    Just farts~ puuut!~

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  4. haha, i likes the no 3 one! damn pai seh!

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  5. We all have these kind of moments before...but i'm sure not many of us did it on national television *refering to the last scenario*. ROFL LOL.

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  6. the best post ever.. too bad, no pics accompanying it

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  7. huei : mine is not listed in the post! lol

    conan : hahaha i kenot read chinese one wor!

    aaron chua : i bet u done that when u r small rite?

    babyfiona : i think the 1st one is the best! lol

    chapree : hahaha where is that 8 inches you promised me? lol

    clement : wuah this kinda things susah mau cari pics one worrr

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