13 April 2007
WARNING : This post presents some racist elements and might offend some people who cant take this kinda joke. So please do not proceed if you feel that you will be offended. Others go ahead at your own risk! (Its only a joke ok?!!)
There is this Law firm (LEE & LEE Associates) owner whois very religious wan, his fengshui sifu told me that he can only hire lawyer with surname "LEE" to work under him, and strangely he managed to get all the LEE's lawyers to work for him!
One day my frend TunaSingh who just graduated from law skool goan asked for an interbiu in LEE's Law firm and strangely this LEE also asked him to come for the interbiu without asking whether his name is closely associated with "LEE" anot.
During the interbiu everything went go smoothly till the end where LEE told TunaSingh :
LEE : I m actually very implessed with your resume, but there is one problem.
Tuna : What is the problem sir?
LEE : Well you see ... I only hire lawyer whose name are closely related to "LEE" if not .. i wont hire them to work for me wan and your name is TunaSingh ... i dont see any relation to "LEE" so ...
Tuna : Lidat lu abit racist ledi la!
LEE : Ya la! sorry la! this is what my fengshui sifu told me wan ... i dare not defy him ler! if not I dem jialat wei!
Tuna : ok ok i understand ... not to worry.
LEE : Thank you for your time and effort.
That night TunaSingh come to tell us his problem and asked us if we could help him to come up with a name that is closely related to "LEE" and also will not effect his status as a sikh one. After hours of yum sing we finally found a name that is 100% suitable to him one!
A day later, TunaSingh go back to find LEE again ....
LEE : Eh .. TunaSingh, I thot I told you we only hire lawyers with name closely related to "LEE" wan?
Tuna : Yes u did! Thats why i kambek here again for my job!
LEE : Har? but your name does not have any relation with "LEE" wan wat?
Tuna : Oh .... dont worry about that la! I consulted my chinese frend ledi and they gave me a new name and I just went to the registration department to change my name ledi.
LEE : Change name??!! nid meh?! So ... whats your new name now?
Tuna : Now my name is "Mangga-LEE" sir!