Moose Hunting in Texas

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Last time when Linpeh staying in Amadika that time, he and his close frend Ahbeng loves to go moose hunting wan. Every year they will go for their hunting trip together one (like brokeback mauturn mia story lidat la!)

When moose hunting season were open in Texas both Linpeh and Ahbeng packed up their camping gears, hired a small plane and left for their hunting trip.

The Pilot let them off at a marked location and told them that he will come back and pick them up 3 days later.

Both Linpeh and Ahbeng enjoyed their hunting trip very much and they managed to hunt 5 moose in that 3 days.

The Pilot finally arrived to pick them up and both Linpeh and Ahbeng were loading all 5 moose into the small plane when the Pilot tells them :

Pilot : Oi! this plane can only carry 3 moose max! kenot put 5 la!
Linpeh : Eh why kenot put 5? last year we rent the same plane like yours and we put 6 moose la!
Ahbeng : Yala yala!! u dont bruff us Ahbengs ok? Last year also put 6! Now 5 only why kenot put?! If kenot put we wont pay you la!
Pilot : Ok la ok la! put la! put la! Later kenot fly you dont blame me!

Then after they packed everything, The Pilot also go thru his takeoff procedure la .... manatau the plane really refused to take off even tho the Pilot alredi kasi full power to the engine.

The plane crashed afew minutes after take off. Luckily Linpeh and Ahbeng got use seatbelt la so both of them survived the crash.




As Ahbeng and Linpeh climbing out of the wrecked plane, Ahbeng asked Linpeh :

Ahbeng : Eh any idea where we are rite now anot?
Linpeh : I think almost the same place as where the plane crashed last year also la!
Ahbeng : Niahma! I thot less 1 moose can fly further wan!!!! ARGH!!!