6 April 2007

Who Moved My Car?

Ahbeng got really drunk at a party, but instead of hitching Ia ride with his buddies he insisted that he should be able to drive home alone.

So suey that nite got road block, the Police officer asked Ahbeng to blow blow and the results is positive …. As the Police officer took out his pen to give him a saman then suddenly got cars accident happening on the opposite side of the road.

Seing this the Police officer rushed to the opposite side of the road to help the victims, and after a while of waiting Ahbeng (while still dem blur) thot the Police officer dunwan saman him ledi la, so he got back into his car and fast fast drive home la. Once he reached home he parked his car and straight went to bed ledi.

The next day, early in the morning got ppl press his doorbell, he come down to open the door and found 2 Police officers..

Police : Are you Mr. Ahbeng?
Ahbeng : Yes
Police : Yesday lu kena roadblock rite?
Ahbeng : Yes … how you know wan?
Police : And you were mabok when you driving rite?
Ahbeng : yes .. but How you know wan?
Police : Nevermind how we know … tell me what happened after that block?
Ahbeng : Got one accident in the opposite side of the road then the Police go over there to help them and I got into my car drove home and goto sleep ledi lor. How you know I mabok when i kena road block? You were there?
Police : No, I am not there ... I am off duty yesday nite, so ... Where is your car now?
Ahbeng : in my garage lor .... but then how you know I drunk driving then?
Police : You will know the answer later .... Can you bring us go see your car first??
Ahbeng : Ok ok .... Yes yes … follow me pulez …rite this way ...

Ahbeng then bring the 2 Police officers to the garage, Ahbeng opened the door to the garage and saw this inside!

. (scroll down la! mcb so long never do this ledi!!! )
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15 comments:

  1. HA! Ha! I have a good laugh before I go home.

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  2. , but instead of hitching Ia ride with his buddies he insisted that he should be able to drink home alone.

    Wingz ar= should it be drive home alone? or i blurred already cannot understand the jokes ar?

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  3. muahahhaa... so ah beng kena saman not leh? saman on drink n drive police car?

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  4. hahahahhahha
    i wonder his lesen will kena gantungED anot!
    kakakakka
    haihh

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  5. Another explanation is AhBeng also a police lah. Wakakak...

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  6. LOL... Ah Beng this time tiu lor

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  7. wingz i told u how many times, dun mix viagra with coke! it makes u drowsy....*sigh* see now how to explain to the cops? hahaha

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  8. aiyo wingz you're getting predictable now. Nvm, i still appreciate your hardwork!

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  9. Wingz you got a great sense of humour. Keep jamming! ;)

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  10. Lu punya cerita memang betul-betul kelakar. Saya pun boleh ketawa sorang-sorang.

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  11. 阿拉玛!Alamak!

    IS that a NEW car model?

    Nice mah, isnt it?

    Can I also have 1 of those car?

    What? U mean that is a police car?

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  12. Uweeekkkk....why patleongkum no swallow wan isssit?

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  13. hahaha...

    o r i g i n a l

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  14. horny : niahma ... i everyday also gibe lu theraphy ... when u wanna blanja me makan?!

    sasuke : typing that time i dem blurr la! thanks for telling wei!

    partick : drink n drive? that farker kena jail bcoz of grand theft auto la! kakakaka

    huei : kakaka so ur lisen kena gantung bcoz u stole police car izzit?!!

    bryan : ahbeng is police anot i derno la .. i only know ahbeng got one pistol also! kakakakaka

    kenny ng : hahhaa more than diu la!

    sasha : oi! that day u asked me to mix one wor! u later later u more song lidat one!!! kakakaka!!!

    mike : haha i hope u understand la ... i trying my best to come out with best jokes geh but at the same time i also got a day job to keep then got to be a father n husband also ... its not easy brader ... gibe gibe face abit can ar?

    cy : tenkiu!!! I will low lik!!! kah yau wan!!!

    roshatika : timasih!!! gua caya sama lu!!!

    怦怦说 : new model la! but very difficult to buy one! lol

    5xmom : oi u wrong post la!! kakaka

    thomas : hahaha nothing so original bout this la .. telling craps oni jekkk

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  15. yeah wingz i understand. Not putting u cold water la. Dun get me wrong... I still respect u k YB..!!

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