Ahbeng Light Bulb Joke

Wah lan eh .... why today so sleepy wann??!!!! ARGHHH!!! Such a gloomy Monday!!

You guys got heard light bulb jokes befoh anot? Basically the format for light bulb jokes is lidis wan ....


first u kena ask a question like "How many xxx does it takes to replace a light bulb?" then followed by the answer ... the answer suppose to be funny one la!

Then just now while driving suddenly got "lingam" to do an Ahbeng light bulb joke ... it goes lidis one ...

Question : How many macho man does it takes to change a light bulb?
Answer : None!
Question : Why?
Answer : Macho man no sked dark wan!


Question : How many Hindraf member does it takes to change a light bulb?
Answer : None!
Question : Why?
Answer : They all too busy planning for anoder demostration la!


Question : How many JKR staffs does it takes to change a light bulb?
Answer : 100!
Question : WHAT THE .... ??!!
Answer : Yar ... it has been that way since the 1st election! ... 1 fler change light bulb ... 99 others stand and watch.


Question : How many lingam does it takes to change a light bulb?
Answer : None!
Question : Why?
Answer : Its looks like a light bulb ... it taste like a light bulb but i kena ask some expert to examine it to see if its a real light bulb anot!


Question : How Many ahbengs deos it takes to change a light bulb?
Answer : 10 (ten) Ahbengs!
Question : Ah? Why so many??!!
Answer : One to climb the ladder and hold the bulb and 9 others to rotate the ladders la!



Ok ... i m half awake after using my blen power! Back to werk!!!