We end up in this pub called “Low Pang Yau” [long time frend], we go in we see environment quite ok and suitable for chit chat so we terus goan find a table and order our beers.
Suddenly out of nowhere a bunch of AhBengs appeared, they sit at the table next to us, there are 5 of them but the amount of noise they are making can beat a Boeing 747 engine with ease!
I beh tahan with the noise [old ledi mah] so this is what I told Chris n Tom jai :
Me : Mahchowhai today so hak jai ….. come here thot can enjoy … skali got a bunch of
Chris : yala! Spoil our evening YumSing session only, poohkey betul, see all the girls also dun dare to come near us ledi !! MCH!!!
Tom Jai : TYMOS punya olangs can you please lower your volume ?
Me & Chris : Huh? What is TYMOS ? can eat one anot ?Tom Jai : TYMOS ar ? TYMOS is a new abbreviation which stands for “THROW YOUR MOTHER OLD SHOE!!! [ in canto : Tiow Niahmah Low Hai]
Me & Chris *luffing like we are high on ketamine lidat, till all our hau suis and bei thai also meleleh kluar*
Disclaimer : If you don’t think this joke is funny then TYMOS la !!!!