Thanks to Viagra, Tongkat Ali, Taichi, QiGong and His Neighbours

He's 80, She's 20, This Ahpek is living somehwere in Kedah and he bought her from Thailand to be his wife.

The 20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the Ahpek saying, "Wuah Ahpek lu manyak kuat ah! sudah tua ini majiam engin still powderfool!"

Ahpek answered, " Mistila ... gua ada makan Viagra + Teh Tongkat Ali Ginseng, hali hali gua ada kasi itu engin panas mia!".

The following year the young wife gave birth again. The same nurse said "Wuah Ahpek lu mia engin pahwer sial! tambah lagi satu! lu sudah 82 ini tahun tau! respek respek! "

Ahpek again said " Mistila .... gua ada plektis itu Tai-chi dan QiGong wan ... tambah Viagra campor Tongkat Ali Ginseng misti pahwer!Tahun depan pun boleh lagi, lu tunngu la tahun depan misti gua datang lagi! ".

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "WUAH Ahpek Aku respect you betul betul mia! suma nurse kat hospital ini kenal you ledi, the most powderfool man in Kedah! 83 years old but still PAHWER sial!"

Ahpek responded "mistila ... gua hali hali ada kasi itu engine panas mia la ... gerenti itu engine baik mia condition !!! tahun depan jumpa lagi pun boleh!! ".


The nurse then said, "Eh, Ahpek, lokter cakap lu mia bini sudah beranak .... lokter suruh lu kasi tukar lu mia minyak engin la .... lu mia minyak sudah kotor .... lu mia anak kluar pun hitam!"

So much for being Powderfool huh ? ..... thanks to his neighbours (Muthu & The Geng) la! LMAO!!