25 July 2005

Thanks to Viagra, Tongkat Ali, Taichi, QiGong and His Neighbours

He's 80, She's 20, This Ahpek is living somehwere in Kedah and he bought her from Thailand to be his wife.

The 20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the Ahpek saying, "Wuah Ahpek lu manyak kuat ah! sudah tua ini majiam engin still powderfool!"

Ahpek
answered, " Mistila ... gua ada makan Viagra + Teh Tongkat Ali Ginseng, hali hali gua ada kasi itu engin panas mia!".

The following year the young wife gave birth again. The same nurse said "Wuah Ahpek lu mia engin pahwer sial! tambah lagi satu! lu sudah 82 ini tahun tau! respek respek! "

Ahpek again said " Mistila .... gua ada plektis itu Tai-chi dan QiGong wan ... tambah Viagra campor Tongkat Ali Ginseng misti pahwer!Tahun depan pun boleh lagi, lu tunngu la tahun depan misti gua datang lagi! ".

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "WUAH Ahpek Aku respect you betul betul mia! suma nurse kat hospital ini kenal you ledi, the most powderfool man in Kedah! 83 years old but still PAHWER sial!"

Ahpek responded "mistila ... gua hali hali ada kasi itu engine panas mia la ... gerenti itu engine baik mia condition !!! tahun depan jumpa lagi pun boleh!! ".


The nurse then said, "Eh, Ahpek, lokter cakap lu mia bini sudah beranak .... lokter suruh lu kasi tukar lu mia minyak engin la .... lu mia minyak sudah kotor .... lu mia anak kluar pun hitam!"


So much for being Powderfool huh ? ..... thanks to his neighbours (Muthu & The Geng) la! LMAO!!

9 comments:

  1. Kenneth2:34 pm

    LOL. oih.. ciakap manyak. Bila you punya nombor lua datang?

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  2. wahliaoz. wingz, ini manyak manyak farnie leh. apasal lu cakap sama itu apek? lolz. itu keja baik simpan atas, ye?

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  3. waaa lasib baik wa bukan itu Ahpek. kalau tadak wah pegi lompat sungai penang.

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  4. woahhh! dia nya jiran Muthu lagi power ah.

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  5. in other news, muthu is reportedly to be 102 years old...

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  6. Aiyah. Wingz ah wingz. Told u not to use coklat condom lor. Break easily wan. Now u put the blame on others for your handywork ah?

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  7. ken : lu lagi teruk la!! telur satu bijik pun tarak yet!!! kakaka ... i wait till u got one 1st la!

    Quicksilver: itu ahpek manyak toa ledi ... i dunwan gibe him heart attack lol

    Ahpek : hmm .. how come your name so familiar one ar ? KAKAKA!!!

    dizzy : yalo! mch dem power itu muthu!

    andy : no lar knot be! at 102, u can soak yourself in a tub of viagra + tongkat ali and still it wont make any differences LOL!

    Willwolf : oi im not 80s yet okeh ? itu ahpek looks more like 80 than me la!!! u dun belif u goan look at his pic la! LOL!

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  8. You mean the kid is not yours ah? LOL.

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  9. Anonymous9:26 am

    lol minyak sudah hitam omgwtfbbq

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