5 July 2005

Milking Machines, Ants and Nipple poison

Farmer ordered a Milking Machine.

Out of curiosity he tried it on on his penis & had a wonderful orgasm, but could not remove it. So he read the manual & faints(Pengsan). It said, "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 GALLONS".



ANT IN VAGINA

Wife : Doc an ant entered my vagina. Please help and take it out.
*Doctor removes her panty and starts making love to her.*
Wife (angrily): What are you doing?
Doc: This is the only way. I will drown the bastard.



A SAD STORY
A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother that he put poison on the nipple of his mom while she was asleep. Now comes the sad part - the next day Dizzy the driver died.

7 comments:

  1. LMAO! Hilarious. I like the second and third joke. Damn 9 funny.

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  2. I love the second one. Hahahahha =P

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  3. Hoi!!! Jaga lu!! I mau balas dendam.

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  4. Anonymous6:21 pm

    Haha. Funny shit.

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  5. The last one, Dizzy is the father. Izzit?

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  6. Jx : die u die!! u luff at dizzy!! he will make u suffer!!!

    s-kay : eekk!! .. notti notti

    dizzy : taikor ... dun pukul me!!!

    anon : haha glad you like it!

    kiasi : no! dizzy is the driver to the family who got affair with the boss's wife!!! DUH! LOL!

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  7. Hahaha, Dizzy, next time basuh-basuh first hor?

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