1 July 2005

NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE AN OLD COCK

A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock:"Welcome, join me, we will work together towards productivity."
Young cock: What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win, you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.
Young cock: O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock : 50 metre run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 metres.
Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.



Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 metres mark the Young cock chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock's back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly, Bang! ..... before he could overtake the Old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Fucking hell! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week!"

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS - NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE AN OLD COCK

8 comments:

  1. hmmm, you giving warning to some young cocks? hehehehe ;)

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  2. belacan taikor : wuah u put me on table ar ? later all the young gay cock come n gangbang me how ar ? lol

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  3. what the heck?! Macam ni pun boleh~!

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  4. wahlaueh!! Darn funny la!! WAhkakakKAKkaka

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  5. Oi, oi, ini macam hor, I can sue you for discrimination wei.

    But still funny.

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  6. Gay kokokai!! Eeewwwlll... I'm gonna eat less kokokai after reading this.

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  7. Hahahahahahhahaha!!!

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  8. jason : haha bcareful of old cock horrr?

    Lobak : wuah lenglui also say its funny wei!!!

    5xmom : aiks!! discrimination towards oldcock or young cock ar ??

    dizzy : i thot gay is in your blood ? LOL!

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