18 July 2005

I WAS ALMOST MARRIED .....

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. First guy asks the second guy " how have things been going?"

"The second guy speaking very slowly...... tells the first guy " I was ....... almost ...... married

The first guy says in amazement "Hey; you dont stutter any more." The answer comes " yes ...... I .... went .... to .... a ..... doctor .... and ..... he .... told .... me ...that ... if .... I .... speak ..... slowly..... I ..... will ....... not ..... stutter."

The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about the ex-stutterer saying he "was almost married".

"Well .... my .... fiancee .... and .... I ..... were .... sitting ... on ... her .... porch ... and ..... the .... dog .... was .... scratching ... his .... back ..... and .... I .... told .... her ..... that .... when .... we ... are ... married .... she ..... can .... do ... that .... for .... me ....and ... she .... threw .... the ... ring ..... in ..... my .... face"

"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that" asks the first friend

" Well .... I ..... speak .... so .... slowly, that ..... by ...... the ..... time .... she ..... look ..... at .... the ..... dog ...... he ... was.... licking ....... his ..... balls"


Second guy :

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:49 p.m.

    lol good try ;) u can do better :P

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  2. I have to read 2 times to get the joke. :D

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  3. Anon : Yes sir Mr.anonymous Sir!

    Jason : yala dunno why the "space" now working one .. knn

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  4. if that guy speaks slower a little bit slower, the dog might have finished licking its ball, and next humping a nearby dog. then things will be happily ever after.

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  5. Kah kah kah...

    Good one... but read the last para twice before getting the joke eventually!

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  6. MCH, lucky the dog didnt lick its kuku jiaaaaawwww

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  7. LOL.....

    LOL
    LOL....

    lollllll

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  8. LOL! Andy's comment oso funny.

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