"The second guy speaking very slowly...... tells the first guy " I was ....... almost ...... married
The first guy says in amazement "Hey; you dont stutter any more." The answer comes " yes ...... I .... went .... to .... a ..... doctor .... and ..... he .... told .... me ...that ... if .... I .... speak ..... slowly..... I ..... will ....... not ..... stutter."
The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about the ex-stutterer saying he "was almost married".
"Well .... my .... fiancee .... and .... I ..... were .... sitting ... on ... her .... porch ... and ..... the .... dog .... was .... scratching ... his .... back ..... and .... I .... told .... her ..... that .... when .... we ... are ... married .... she ..... can .... do ... that .... for .... me ....and ... she .... threw .... the ... ring ..... in ..... my .... face"
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that" asks the first friend
" Well .... I ..... speak .... so .... slowly, that ..... by ...... the ..... time .... she ..... look ..... at .... the ..... dog ...... he ... was.... licking ....... his ..... balls"
lol good try ;) u can do better :P
ReplyDeleteI have to read 2 times to get the joke. :D
ReplyDeleteAnon : Yes sir Mr.anonymous Sir!
ReplyDeleteJason : yala dunno why the "space" now working one .. knn
if that guy speaks slower a little bit slower, the dog might have finished licking its ball, and next humping a nearby dog. then things will be happily ever after.
ReplyDeleteKah kah kah...
ReplyDeleteGood one... but read the last para twice before getting the joke eventually!
MCH, lucky the dog didnt lick its kuku jiaaaaawwww
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LOL! Andy's comment oso funny.
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