19 July 2005

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE LIFESTYLE WE DREAM OF !!! SEARCH NO MORE!!! YOU ANSWER IS HERE!!!

You know why we are working so hard ? thats because we got dreams to fulfilled, we goto skool get our papers with coke bottle stamp on it then come out to the society and get a job, most of us would prefer to get a well paid job. A well paid job will make your journey easier. Some are lucky and some are not, those unlucky ones got stuck in a lousy company thinking what it would be like out there.

Nevertheless, most of us would like to climb the coprporate ladder ASAP and if you are alreadi up there this is among the stuffs you will get .... if not all some ....

1. A good parking space with your OWN vehicle number imprinted on the floor and a sign saying, VIP reserved parking. Do not park here unless you are my boss or his family! :P
*a good parking space*
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2. Who doesnt want a company car? petrol, maintenance all paid for BENZSEE!!! better than drive your own car la!!! Can go anywhere and no need to worry about how much petrol price is per liter. Can simply floor the pedal and drive like donkey kena mad cow disease. If kreta rosaked just send to workshop, dont even have to look at the bill. Thinking bout it also enuff to make me climax ledi!!!
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3. We always dream about having a car thats so big that you can actually hold a meeting in your own car and run your office from there. Inside got PC, Fax machine, mobile 3G connection, satelite dish, plasma tv, satnav, PS2, Xbox etc. AHHH!!! .... merely thinking about it gave me the feeling of self indulgence. All this is free, mind you. That why die die also must climb the corporate ladder!!!
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4. The attention that comes with the car is priceless, not to mention the chicks too .... this all is after working hour la of coz ... kinda like during happy hour thingy.... can karaoke also inside the car .... can watch DVD ... Astro .... Porn SPG Video ..... wuahhh ... just imagine lar ... everyday can go kau luis *slurpss*
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5.Buden, dream is perfect and forever real life is totally the opposite, so please look at the below picture and do what you need to do ok ?
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STOP DREAMING AND GO BACK TO WORK!!! and be happy with what you got okeh ??!!

6 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA JAHANAM WTF OMG WTF WTF AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA

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  2. is the lembu cart your company car?? no wonder no need petrol and maintenance

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  3. Woahhh lau eh, Bensi so spacious ah??? Can make baby also la.

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  4. hohoho syoknya lah kalau boleh macam tu, tapi apa buleh buat, kena naik itu kereta lembu pulak. haihh.. begini la nasib bujang lapuk. :p

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  5. gimme 5 years. i'll show u my hi-tech office like that one. 5 years. start counting. heheheh... kereta lembu with 3G can consider a good upgrade right?

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  6. JX : OMG your luff very the scary ~

    andycjw : Petrol now very expensive ler!!! so have to switch to cheaper and more eco friendly alternative la! when peeple ask me .. eh your ride brape horsepower(hp) ar ? i will tell them, i no use horsepower one I use Cow power(cp). Lumbu Bull-eh!!!

    the kreta lumbu lagi spacious wei! kepala lori u know ?

    surfnux : LOL

    dsaint : LMAO!! lumbu cart with astro dish tied to the lumbu's horn baru consider upgrade la!!!

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