Something to keep your Blen Oiled

While I m killing myself i m busy with workssss heres something to keep your blen occupied :

• - Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• - Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running, try to keep up."
• - Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
• - You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
• - Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naïve spelled backwards?
• - The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed!

ok bek to werk!