Ahbeng's very rich brader (Ahock) died and the whole family gathered around to listen to his loyar read his will.
Loyar : To my bini Ahlian I gibe lu the houz and the 5 storey building and 2 million linggit, to my doter Lulu I gibe lu my marsili and a condo in mont kiara, to my son i gibe lu my sepot cars, my boat and 2 condos in Sri hartamas.
Ahbeng : Ah? no more ar? me leh?
Loyar : oh ... wait got one more ... its for you wan
Ahbeng : I know my brader wont forget me wan!
Loyar : To my brader Ahbeng who always tell me that health is better than wealth .... you can have my jogging machine.