How to Transport a Skeleton

This frend of mine whois a orthopaedic surgeon asked me to help him to move to his new opis on the weekend and since i m the only one with a van I cant say no or else he will boycott me next time i asking for help right?
There is this set of very expensive skeleton he asked me to take really good care of and that is just what I did, instead of putting him at the back with all the boxes, I put the skeleton in the front seat and buckled him up to make sure he dont keep dropping down when I m driving.

What i did not thot of at that time is the reaction of other ppl/drivers who saw me driving a skeleton around.

At one trapik light ... there is this guy who had his window down just to ask me what am I doing.

Driver : Hey! Wassup with the fler?
Me : Oh ... I was actually driving him to my frend's clinic.
Driver : I hate to tell you this ... but I think its too late for that now.
Me :