28 February 2006

Fuel Hike - What about them? Anyone Thought of them before ?

Lemme share with you the comment on previous post which I think pretty well in decribing the whole situation :

Maverick SM said...

It's not about fuel price increase coz it would probably add $50-$100 to motor vehicle cost. But the repercussion will be astronomic when all the other industries react to their higher cost and passing it down to consumers. Nothing can stop this tsunamic and spiralling effect.

Brace for the worst!


I was at my favourite mamak just now, the boss told me LPG cooking gas is officially RM24 bucks, only yesterday it was still RM19 for a big tank. Therefore todays Teh Tarik is officially RM1.00 an increase of RM0.30 from yesterday also. You will slowly beginning to feel the ripple effect sooner or later.

Ok back to the mamak session. I was having teh tarik with my chilhood frend ShanTao, he is what i call a snacks hawker on a motorcycle. What he does was fill his bike up in the early morning then park his bike in front of the school and start selling snacks and drinks to school children. After school start he will drive around the residential area selling paus and nasi lemak with his bike.

On a good day he told me he can make around 50-60 bucks, but during school holidays and semester break his income will drop tremendously.

He is married with 2 children, he is still staying with his parents so he dont have to worry bout paying for the house. His wife is a housemaker, so no income from her.

During our teh tarik he mentioned this to me :

ST : Wingz i think next time we knot come yum char so often alredi la.
Me : Why ?
ST : Everything going to be more expensive from now on, I dont have much money to spend on teh tarik anymore.
Me : Nevermind lar brader, nx time teh tarik on me ok ?
ST : I m not worrying bout teh tarik, I am worrying where to find money to feed my family ?
Me : ........


Yes, maybe you all dont realise it but there are still people with low income in our society. People that ngam ngam surviving on their current income and at the end of every month their pocket sure empty one. But that was yesterday, from today onwards their pocket will be emptied on the 3rd week itself, what about the forth week?? What they gonna eat?

Not everyone have excess money to be put aside every month, most of the low wage earner do not have savings either. What about them ? God bless them please!

Lets look at a different angle, now your salary is not as good as it used to be because of inflation. so you do what you do best, ask your boss for a raise. Your boss business also not so good because lets face it, our economy isnt going anywhere since last year. What can the boss do ? to retain his profits he will have to increase the price of the products which in turn will be passed on to the consumers. This will be a continous cycle untill the balance is restored.

The way I look at it, YES! The worst are yet to come! Get Ready and BEND OVER!!! we all are gonna get FARKED!

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Petrol Price Hike Economics 101 - The Chain Reaction


When the days seems gloomy,
When everyday seems rainy,
Need not to worry,
You still have Rojaks Daily.



It is already a fact that our petrol price is gonna be increase by 30 sen starting from today and I m not gonna talk bout that anymore. Today I wanna look at the effects/chain reaction of this increase.

I guessed we all are already expecting the price of daily consumable goods will be increased sooner or later this is because those goods which we purchase daily for our basic needs have to be transported to the shop by truck, lorry or van. Not forgetting the factory which manufactured this products also require fuels to generate electricity to operate their machineries. There is no doubt about it, an increase in fuel price will leads to more expensive cost of living.


Lets see, For an Average Joe like me, this is the break down of how we spend our income before the Fuel hike :

Before Fuel Hike and Frantic Price Increase.


DescriptionsRM
Salary2,000.00
Petrol for Car
350.00
Food (Monthly for 2 person)
900.00
Groceries 250.00
Savings
200.00
Shopping & Entertaiment 300.00
Balance ZERO!


After Fuel Hike and Frantic Price Increase.

DescriptionsRM
Salary2,000.00
Petrol for Car
400.00
Food (Monthly for 2 person)
1000.00
Groceries 300.00
Savings
200.00
Shopping & Entertaiment 100.00
Balance ZERO!
If you look at the above table you will notice the different of spending pattern before and after Fuel hike, with the same amount of income I now cant afford to go shopping or to buy stuffs to entertain myself anymore. My Shopping and entertainment budget were cut from RM300 to RM100.



Please also note that consumer will also be spending more on basic products for theirdaily basic needs, they will of course be spending more but the quantity they are getting is same as before the fuel hike.

What makes the ecomony grows ? Spending power of course! if everyone is buying then all businesses will enjoy good profit in turns they will buy houses and cars and spend lotsa money going to karaoke and vacations but TODAY with the same amount of salary we are getting, we cant afford to spend like we used to be. Businesses will suffer, if there is no business then businesses owners will not need to employ more employee to help them, this in turn will increase the numbers of jobless people which are already in the market. and trust me LARGE UNEMPLOYMENT = TROUBLE !!!

What will it takes for "them" understand that LOW SPENDING POWER = ECONOMIC DOWNTURN !!!

We are all FARKED ok! F.A.R.K.E.D !!!! Worst are yet to come!
Thats conclude our Economic 101 lesson today.

Have a CRAPPY DAY!!!

DiuHai Lar !!! Petrol Price Confirmed Increased by 30 sen !!!!

Petrol Price Up Again

KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 27 (Bernama) -- The retail price for petroleum products including diesel will be raised by another 30 sen effective Tuesday.

"The government has decided to raise the retail price of petrol and diesel by 30 sen per litre and the price of LPG by 30 sen per kilogram effective tomorrow (Tuesday)," said a statement from the Prime Minister's Office Monday night.


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POKAI LAR!!!!!! HAMKAHCHAN LARR!!!

I already know what will happen next, my favourite wantan meen will increase from RM4.50 till RM5.00. Roti Canai Kosong will increase from RM0.60 to RM0.70, Teh Tarik from 70sen to 90sen.

Then after that ALL HELL BREAK LOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RM10 will not be able to buy breakfast for 2 in a kopitiam anymore !!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!! no eye see ledi .... very soon my wantan meen will cost RM8-RM10 per plate a hair cut at mamak will cost RM20, a cuppa kopi will cost RM3.

DIE LAAA THIS TIME DIE LA!!!!!

I thot our country got produce petroleum one ? Then the price go up that means their profit is higher right ? If profit is higher then tax also pay more right ? if gomen getting more tax then why increase petrol ???!!!!!!!


ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MAHCHAUHAI LARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO EYE SEE LARRR!!!!!!!


When Ahbeng Meet Ahlian at Senior Citizen Party


Anyone heard petrol price gonna increase today? Real anot one ar ? 30sen a liter wor I heard! Anyone can confirm this?

Ahbeng is 68 and still very "ABLE" meanwhile Ahlian is 58, they both meet each other at this party for senior citizen held by M.C.A. Ahbeng danced with Ahlian and later they exchanged phone numbers.


A few days later Ahbeng asked Ahlian out for a date, Ahbeng wanna bring Ahlian go picnic at the riverside. On that day Ahbeng pick Ahlian up and drive him to his boat, Ahbeng unload everything into his boat and start their journey up the river.



Then when Ahbeng come to a river branch Ahbeng asked Ahlian "up or down?" Suddenly this Ahlian take off her shirt and bra and pants then start to make passionate love to Ahbeng on the boat. Ahbeng of coz dem enjoy this la! Can consider his best fark of in years also ... but he also abit suprised why Ahlian suddenly so daring one....

After that both of them went pinicking on the river bank they had a great day.

A few days later Ahbeng abit gatal liow, so he called Ahlian and asked her out for picnic again and without hesitation Ahlian said yes. So Ahbeng go pick Ahlian up and drive to the boat as usual, not long after the embarked on their journey Ahbeng come to a river branch again, Ahbeng being a hamsup as he is, asked Ahlian the same question again thinking that he would get laid after that.

Ahbeng "up or down?" but this time Ahlian said "up" ....
Ahbeng
was quite shocked that Ahlian did not response like she did the other day. Not giving up Ahbeng asked the same question over and over again everytime they reached a river branch and Ahlian still no "action" yet, till at one point Ahbeng Beh tahan ledi.

Ahbeng : Why today you so cool ?
Ahlian : Where got cool ?
Ahbeng : That day when i asked u "up or down" you immediately made love to me but today I asked you so many times ledi you still not yet make a move .....
Ahlian : Aiyah!!! solilar! that day hor my hearing aid low battery la! So, when you asked me up or down I thought you are asking me to choose between "FARK or DROWN"

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!




27 February 2006

The Story of 3 Roosters


I am dedicating this post to Cocka Doodle this joke reminded me of him. *winks*



There is this farm in a village, the farmer got 3 roosters/cocks (rooster/chicken/ayams). All this 3 cocks have different kind of character. Their character are listed below :

1. Normal Cock
2. Retarded Cock
3. Gay Cock

The farmer really love all his cocks and he even gave them names. He call them :

1. Normal Cock - Cock-a-Doodle-Dooo !!!
2. Retarded Cock - Doodle-Cock-a-Dooo !!!

Try and guess what is the name the farmer gave to the Gay Cock ?
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How ? you like the new arrow anot ? This one i whack from Helen's blog wan lol! Luff what luff ? scroll sommo laaa!

























The Farmer Named the Gay Cock :
3. Gay Cock - Any-Cock-Will-Doooo!!!

LMAO!!!!!


25 February 2006

Technorati Gone Crazy


Was browsing through technorati just now to see how many people linking to me (yar i m a damn bloody attention seeker HAHAHA!) skali I saw Technorati is saying that my last update were 13,204 days ago!!! that would be like 36 years ago!!!!! LMAO!!! 36 year ago where got technorati yet!!!!




OMFG!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN 1 BILLION PAGES VIEWS DOT COM !!!!

Was blog hopping till i end up at my buddy Hang Petai's blog. His latest entry was talking about a bet among some friends in a pub and how this WEBSITE was created!

It was an interesting story so I thought I would support his cause for one billion page views and i CLICK on the link provided in awesomeblogs.com ........



Look what I found !!!!!


OMFGBBQ!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!

SO HANSEM !!!!
*pengsan*

Full story of how the onebillionviews.com website started, click here for full story : LINK

P.S. : My frend told me this fler face got look like the fler in my banner abit lol!!!


24 February 2006

Why Peeples Make Home Yamade Video ?

First of all, a very Tank Q to Y. Bhg Tan Sri Rojaks Wingz for inviting Lin Peh as a guess blogger here to write some condemns. Since the hot topic these few days is about some home yamade video, Lin Peh will like to dediket this virgin post here to discuss the reasons why Peeples Make Home Yamade Video.

After some veli extensive reseach these past few days. Lin Peh concluded that the 3 main reasons are:

1. To Become Fehmes
As we all know, the NYP Ta**y is now very fehmes after starring only one movie. She is so fehmes that she become like a brand like dat, much more fehmes than many porno actresses who have starred in many movies and fucked by so many peeples. The porno industry is so competition that some of the actreeses already got starred in more than 100 movies but still the names no one knows and newspapers also never print their names. On the other hand, this Tammy only starred in one short movie and get fucked by only one guy but already very fehmes. Her name is all over newspapers and internet ! Same thing goes to Paris Hilton and Pamelo Anderson.

So, making home yamade video and upload to internet is a very quick way to become fehmes.

2. To Become Rich
This get rich quick quick scheme is usually done by those Ham Kah Chan type of desparate guys.Usualy the guy will keep the video and then tell the gal to pay him money or he will sell the video to pasar malam VCD fellas and make the gal fehmes. If the gal is the shy shy type who don't like to become fehmes, the guy will get rich ! Newspaper got report that some of the gals even pay the guys like installment like dat. Lin Peh sure many of these cases are happening even tho only few made it to the newspaper thru the specky fat guy at MCA.

So, making home yamade video and then tell your galfriend to pay can make you some quick money but this one is not very good cause can get strike by lightning !

3. As Rememberance
This is the most common reason (excuse) given but Lin Peh think it's also the most stupidest thing to do la! Common la, you mean the fuck is so bad until you have to record it so that you can remember ? Lin Peh sure that most of you can remember the fucker or the fuckee who fuck with you, RIGHT ?

So, if you are really having such bad fuck that you need to make home yamade video as rememberance, please contact Lin Peh! Lin Peh will fuck you until at night you sleep also can smile like dat. LOL!


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Teenagers Inc. - A TAIL of Enterprising Young Man


Have you ever wonders, How teenagers would run their business? Its not impossible anymore for a teenager to own and run their own businesses these days you know? Let me share my views with you

With the birth of internet in the early 90s and rapid growth of computer ownership, it is now no longer for a teenager to own an online business trading in various kinda products. Have any of you bought anything from such an online portal?

Will you still buy from an online portal or a website after knowing that the website are run by a teenager? no, I am not trying to discriminate them nor to condem. Infact I think its a good thing that teenagers nowadays are so keen with enterprenuership.

I was surfing the web when i got this message from a friend of mine asking me to check this forum out and trust me this is an example of Customer Service at it's BEST!!! So at that point of time I am wondering whether this site/business are ran by a teenager instead of a mature adult. From the way he replied his email I doubt this fler had previously attended any customer service kinda training at all. I mean I never in my life seen such an arrogant reply to a business enquiry my entire life!!!

[LINK]

I was laughing like hell when I first read this, what was on his mind anyway? prolly he got too much business and dont give a damn about miserable USD300 bucks of business? That could be the very reason of it.

Why ? Because I been to the Website mention in that forum! ang guessed what i found ???
I found these :
1. Sony PSP with lotsa freebies being sold at USD140 at that website! (equivalent to around RM522)
2. XBOX 360 with lotsa freebies being sold at USD 200 at that website too! (equivalent to around RM746)
3. Ipod Nano 4GB being sold at USD110 ONLY !!! (equivalent to around RM410)
4. Ipod Video 60GB being sold at USD130 ONLY !!!! (equivalent to around RM484)

Coincidently all these items were also on my Valentine's day wishlist, which means I alredi scout for the latest pricing in around town and lets see how big the differenct

1. Sony PSP being sold at RM1,299 at Sony Malaysia website! (Your Savings if you buy from that website RM777!!)
2. XBOX 360 at RM1,999 in KL (Your Savings if you buy from that website RM1,253!!)
3. Ipod Nano 4GB being sold in Apple KL for RM1,199 !!! (Your Savings if you buy from that website RM843!!)
4. Ipod Video 60GB being sold in Apple KL for RM1,999 !!!! (Your Savings if you buy from that website RM1,515!!)

Wuah!! just imagine la!!! if i were to buy it from them and resell it in KL, WUAH CAN GET RICH MAN!!! keep dreaming la LOL! .... ask u simple question only,You think RM484 can buy you 60GB of RAM (memory) anot ? If knot then how the hell they gonna sell you a 60GB Ipod Video at RM484 ???!! Dont be a fucking sohai ok ? Where got so big toad jumping on the middle of the street one?


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Dont Send Your Woman To Hardware Store


WHOA! little do I know that so many people are addicted to my crappy jokes one!!! I dint post any jokes for 2 days only and people already start whacking me upside down. Sometime even Rojaks also will run dry of ideas one mah -_-""

Just a little background of the story first. If you dunno alredi then lemme tell you this, my brader Ahpek owns chains of hardware stores across Seremban with HQ in Port Dickson, Malaysia.

One day John (Helen's hubby) was fixing a new door for their living room and he found out he is short of 1 door hinges so he ask Helen to go to Ahpek's hardware store to get it. Because the door need 3 hinges to hold it together John gave 1 of the hinges to Helen ask and her to get back the similar hinges or else he would not be able to fix the door.

Helen arrived at Ahpek's hardware store at around 1:20pm, none of Ahpek's staffs is around because most of them went out for lunch, Only Ahpek can be seen talking to another customer. While Helen waited for Ahpek to finish with his current customer she walked around the hardware store. Then Helen saw this Cute lawn mover being sold in Ahpek's hardware store.


The Cute LawnMower

At this time Ahpek alredi finish with his customer and heading towards to attend to Helen

Ahpek : Lenglui what can I do for you ?
Helen : I wanna buy this hinges for my door *hand over the door hinges to Ahpek*
Ahpek : Ok you wait awhile I go to look for this hinges in the store
Helen : Ahpek before you go ..... can you tell me how much is that green lawnmover over there ?
Ahpek : oh that one har ? that one is latest arrival! new model la the price is RM2,399 only!
Helen : Wah lau eh!!! RM2,399!!! so expensive!!!
Ahpek : Imported from Amadika one leh
Helen : Erm ... nevermind la
Ahpek : Ok you wait a while harr lenglui
Helen : Ok

*Ahpek proceed to the backstore to get the hinges Helen wanted, a few minutes later Helen heard Ahpek shouting out to her from the store at the back*

Ahpek : LENGLUI!!! DO YOU WANT SCREWS FOR YOUR HINGES ?


Screws for Door HingeS

*Then Helen Asnwers Aloud*

Helen : NO! BUT IF YOU OFFER ME THE LAWNMOVER THEN I WANT LARRR!!


NGEK NGEK NGEK ~~~~~


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23 February 2006

Tammy NYP forum, Tammy on EBAY and Sex Forum?! NABEH! Need meh lidat ?

More on Tammy NYP, this morning I was greeted by a numbers of msn messages updating me on Tammy's latest news and there was also a few message from friends that disagree with me publishing Tammy's issues here in Rojaks. Like i said, there is always two side of a coin, I did not take side in this issue and its up to the readers of this blog to judge the moral values of this issue or post.

Enuff bout that, more bout the latest on Tammy's.

I dont understand whats the point behind putting up a forum to talk about this Tammy NYP video, what is there to talk about? the whole story is already out! Maybe someone wanna share her phone number or something in the forum izzit? *sigh* really la ... need meh?

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Then there is this Tammy on Ebay issue, who da fark put here there laaa! Really eat full nothing to do sial! I derno got peeple bidding anot, but if got also those are farking sick mia peeple. Sommo calimed shes a Porn Idol !!! FARK LAA!!! This joke is totally not funny at all can?!!!

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This one WORST!!! this fler go and post into sex forum!!!! now all the farking wankers also will get her videos liow!!! OMFGBBQ!!! Diao lar lidis also can !!!!!

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I think this issues is getting sicker by the moment, at first it was just a warning to warn those teens not to engage in this kinda act, then it turned into traffic whoring opportunities (this one i kena ledi), then it turned into money making opportunities and now officially considered as porn by some bastard! ALO! NABEH! need lidat meh ? DIU!!

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NYP Tammy T-shirt at Cafepress.com What will they think of next ?

The Said T-shirt at Cafepress.com

I am sure someone is either doing this as a joke or trying to capitalised on this issue but I think this one is a bit over guah ??? Personally I think This Tammy issue is not gonna end anytime soon. More and more peoples gonnal come up with more ideas to take advantage of her situation. Last I heard someone bought the domain http://tammynyp.com and is offering it for sale! Diu! what will they think of next huh ?


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The HERO in Tammy NYP Video Identified !!!

It was disturbing me too, I mean the question who is that guy ? where is he? Why is he letting Tammy taking all the blame? I mean, he is the "Director" in the whole homemade movie thingy how come no one mentioned him before ?

Who is him?? Source


AHA! worry no more! it seems that someone alredi got a lead as to who and where he is now. His Name are said to be Andy, Andy T!

Read the article below :


I have managed to give an identity to the guy.

Lets call him Andy T, an ex-gamer from the clan Netoverlords. Andy is in his early 20s, and most probably just completed his full time NS (National Service). He stays in the western part of Sillypore.

Clik on the below links for the full story.

[Source - Book of Aletheia]


How true is this ? I have no idea, you be the judge to this! Lets wait and see!

Related Post : NYP Hamsup Sex Video


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22 February 2006

NYP Hamsup Sex Video - Wah lau eh so many wanna get their hands onnit!!!

This is a temporary post, will remove it soon!


Another NYP Video Sex Scandal in Singapore you ask?
Who is this poor girl Tammy?
Why would she tape her own sexual escapades and let them be released on the Internet?
Does she know Susan Chua?

Word is spreading across the web that Tammy, a cheerleader from Nanyang Polytechnic (NYP), gave head to her boyfriend in a home-made internet video. Apparently, an arch enemy of hers sneaked away with her handphone and spread the video to other NYP students. A group of black hackers had even managed to retrieve her personal details from NYP�s vulnerable database - her FULL name, IC number and address

Apparently however, the details exposed were not actually hers.

[Via Spymy]



Jersey for Female Football/Soccer Players !!! NOSE BLEED SIAL !!! (18SX & NSFW)

WARNING : 18SX, NSFW (Not Safe For Work) & not meant for Backside Mau Turn's Fans. Contains Sexual explicits materials, if you are easily offended by these graphics please leave now. Others proceed at your own risk.

I must confess, Im not much of a football fan, I just dont like the idea of the game when u "put 20 sohais to chase a ball, then you put 2 sohais to stop the ball from being chased." Therefore if you asking me stuffs bout football I would actually prefer you ask me about quantum physics instead coz since i cant give you any answer also. But of coz i alot look smarter if you ask me the quantum physics question la.

Well that was yesterday, Today i made a new discovery about football, that little new discovery will keep me GLUED on to the sofa the next time there is a football competition on TV!!!

What did i Discovered ?? Scroll down laaa ....
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haha today dunwan torture you all so much laa!!! scroll abit enuff liow hahaha ... I know you all pervert knot tahan ledi one!!! NAH ENJOY!!!


If you cant see any video here then click on this LINK to go directly to the video.

Video Source : I tibai from Mahaguru's blog one

Ahpek, Linpeh, 9394, Cocka suma please dont wank to the video ok ? KAKAKAKAKA!!!






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a Tribute to FIFA WORLD CUP 2006 - Best Video So Far! (18SX & NSFW)

21 February 2006

INTRODUCING TONGKAT AHKAU!!! Viagra is for Little boys!

WARNING : This post contains sexually explicits materials, viewers are advised to quit now if they are not comfortable viewing this kinda graphics. 18SX and not safe for work!!! Others proceed under your own risk.

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Fung Shui Master bluff you 8 years - 10 years!!! We at Rojaks Inc. got Proves wan !!! Below is a video presentation of how powderful our TONGKAT AHKAU is!!
After this short presentation we would like to invite you to the ballroom for some light refreshment and we can also start taking orders at the tea party.

Enjoy!!!





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AhLian Buy Curtain


I havent talked much about Ahlian before, most of the time i talked bout Ahbeng only. If you dont know yet, Ahlian is the female version of Ahbeng, very low IQ kinda animal and most of the time living in daze blur blur lidat one lol!

One day AhLian wanna buy curtain, so she goto Jalan Tunku Abdul Rahman there, there is this shop by the name of "Kedai Kain Mei Ling" she always goto when she wanna buy any cloth. Because she comes to this shop often the taukeh of the shop also recignise her alredi. Upon entering the shop AhLian was greeted by Ahpek the owner of the shop.

Ahpek : Lenglui! buy cloth ar ?
AhLian : Taukeh! if not come here to buy cloth then come to buy condom meh ?
Ahpek : aiyoh! dun say lidat ler lenglui later i kena heart attack ... what can I do for you today jek ?
AhLian : I want to look for new curtain la
Ahpek : curtain ka ? come here this side got lotsa new stock just arrive one come choose.
AhLian : eh Taukeh i like this pink kaler one.
Ahpek : wuah good choice wor! how long you want ?
AhLian : 15 inches
Ahpek : 15 inches ?? what window so small 15 inches only ?
AhLian : I want make curtain for my computer laaaa, the curtain is for my monitor one.
Ahpek : Monitor ??? where got ppl put curtain on monitor wan ??!!!! siao ah lu ?
AhLian : LU LAH SIAO!!! U so old ledi u dunno one la! My computer hor got Windows XP one u know! so i kena get curtain for my Windows la!!!

Ahlian's Pink Curtain for her Windows

LMAO!! AhLian !!!!

20 February 2006

BROKEBACK MOUTAIN - Rojaks Own Version


Lil Devil nanny told me that her "new - just moved in neighbour" warned her not to make any noise when she close her door or else he wont be "nice" to her. KNN!! U think I should repot polis or what huh? dont wanna wait till something really happened only repot polis ler ... wouldnt that be too late ledi ?


WARNING : Contain some degrees of sexually sensitive/related materials and thoughts, those who cant accept that being homo isnt normal are advised to quit reading now. Others please proceed at own risk! Small boys are encourage to read to avoid being sesat half way through Puberty!



BROKEBACK MOUTAIN

Not everyone but certainly, lotsa people had either talked or reviewed this movie. Lets see there is Swifty, 5xmom and doc.

NO! I m not against any gay here nor i support their existance. I m not here to tell you what is right or wrong all I wanna say is I think being homo is very the ABNORMAL!!

What is normal ? (for illustration purposes of this post I will use the sample of a padlock and its key) Male species will be represented by the KEY, and female of coz will be represented by the PADLOCK. A "NORMAL" person would use a KEY to open a PADLOCK like the below picture.


the key and the padlock existed in perfect harmony and working condition


You see this is natural one, you use a key to open a padlock GODAMNIT!!! excuse me ... BUT nowadays got people using key to open key or padlock to open padlock!!! Of coz it all will end in vain la!!! What you dont belif it will end up in vain ? then u try and go open a key with a key laaa!!


Key with Key

So I ask you now, If you have all the keys in the world but no padlock, then whats the use ar ? sell to maniam the besi buruk guy izzit ? timbang kilo one u know ? Rugi Kasar sial!!!


A Bunch of "KEYS"

Then come to the case where got ppl love to use padlock to open padlock, you really think the padlock is gonna POP open one day one huh ? u think by rubbing 2 padlocks together-gether they will open one huh? kanneh! Which skool u goto one la ???

Then our society also sick one, if you take 2 padlocks and rub them together-gether in the middle of Chowkit, a few days later sure got people from Tanjung Rambutan come and take u away! BUT how come they dont take away those who has been rubbing padlocks at home one huh ? Strange anot ??

Ok ok lets kambek to the movie Brokeback Moutain, I dont think I will ever ever watch that movie also, not in a gazillion years. I scared i watch alredi terus mati pucuk LMAO!! But that is still not the main reason I dont wanna watch that movie, the MAIN reason is I dont like to be deceived!

I mean look at the title of the movie "Brokeback Moutain" mahai! if you dunno you would think this movie is about the natures one! you know lar those type show cowboy in wilderness herding buffalos and cows across the country on horseback type la!

BUT NIAHMAH!!! mana tau its homo movie!!!! DIU!!! I dont like being lied to and thats why i decided to boycott this movie totally!!!!

If you want me to watch then u kena change the name/title of the movie to :-

You know the drill!!! scroll down la!!!
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BACKSIDE MOUTAIN!!!!

This is the Western Version la! If Malaysia Version I will call it .... (scroll lagi laaa 1st time here ka ? diu!)

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Malaysia Version - BACKSIDE MAU TURN!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Ladies and Gentlemn!! Let the flaming begin !!!!!

*RUNS*

How Big Is Your Balls ? The latest blogging Trend

Found this link thru n305er's blog. It seems lotsa fehmes blogger also got participate in this little ego game, there is nothing to be shame about. Bloggers are really egoistic bastards, thats my theory la maybe i would write about that some other day but for now i just wanna display my trophy here just to show off and annoy the hell outta a few bastards keep the trend going HAHAHAHA!!!

14284 EGO points CAN!!!11oneonesatusatu

Numbah 2 in the top of the EGO chart

See ? Mahai now i know I got big balls too!!! I just hope its not Hernia. Goan take the test if you wanna know you got BIG balls made of steel anot? Then post the results in your blog, lets start a trend here!!!

So, How big is your Balls ? :P Take the test HERE!

Goverment's Job - The Golden Rice Bowl

If you dunno this then lemme tell you, Linpeh is a ex-Malaysia soldier. During the Iraq-Kuwait war Linpeh were sent to Kuwait as peacekeeper under the U.N. banner.

Linpeh the Soldier

While Linpeh in Kuwait he met with a very unfortunate accident, he stpped on a land mine but fortunately for him he still have both limbs intact but his balls were not so fortunate, they were both blown beyond recognition so, the doctor have to remove them.

That is the history la, He quit the Army after that incident and now he is back in Malaysia already. Few years ago while he was busy looking for a nine to five kinda job, then he stumbled upon this gomen (goverment) job interview ads in the newspaper. Linpeh emrolled himself and was called to attend the interview.

After filling in the forms Linpeh sit and waited for his turn to be interviwed. Not long after that his turn were up and he was called to the room to be interviwed. The interviewer was the officer of the gomen department.

The interview :

Officer : So, according to this form you have been in Kuwait, how long was you in the army ?
Linpeh : 3 years
Officer : Good, we give more priority to those who have been serving the country before.
Linpeh : You mean you will employ me ?
Officer : not yet, answer a few more questions then I will tell you bout your chances ok ?
Linpeh : ok
Officer : Do you have any disability ?
Linpeh : yes, i lost both my balls to landmines in Kuwait
Officer : OH! if like that then you are hired! you sacrificed your life for us and you deserve a place in our department! We adore heroes like yourself. When can you start work ? tomorrow can ?
Linpeh : YES! tomorrow can! thank you thank you !!!
Officer : Ok we start work sharp at 8am everyday and ends at 5pm, so your official working hours will be from 10am until 5pm la everyday. any questions ?
Linpeh : Err.. yes, I thought you said working hours starts at 8am and ends at 5pm but why you asked me to come work at 10am ?
Officer : OH! sorry, I forgot to tell you this. This is a gomen (goverment) job mah! from 8am until 10am we all do nothing just hang around and shake our balls only, since you hve no balls you come at 8am also no point what ? so you come at 10am lar ok ?
Linpeh :


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

18 February 2006

Gathering in PD? Wingz can Help!


Back in 1997 I registered a room in MSN chat server by the name of #malaysia_chinese . Anyone reading this been there before?? I kinda lost contact with those guys after MSN close down its server in 2000


Was talking to Ahpek and Linpeh in msn then suddenly Ahpek mentioned something bout the PD gathering.

Ahpek : what da fark have i got myself into this time ?
Me : I can help! I got experience in organising gatherings wan!
Linpeh : hahaha oragnise trip to hadtyai izzit ?
Me : NOO!!! serious one!!! you wait i show you something

Then I go search online for some article someone post on the internet sometime ago.

Nah! see for yourself! this article came out in The Star Intech in Dec 1998

The Star Intech Dec 1998 (Click for larger image)

Back then in 1998 and 1999 i did lotsa gatherings both big and small for the chatters of the room to meet. Of coz its not just gathering but an evening of fun, games, beauty contest, jokes and of coz! Lucky Draw!!!! Winner takes home a Compaq Presario desktop ok!!! dont pray pray!!!
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2-in-1 Gathering and Surpise Birthday Party!!

I derno what they are looking at

The Beauty Queen of the night! Lengjai of the nite of coz is me la!

Popular guys with chicks


Emcee testing the mic

James Bond Parody

The jokes is on Emcee

Group Pic!!!

Seen enuff proves ledi? Now I wanna be treasurer this time .... dont worry i wont run away with your money one KAKAKAKAK!!!!


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Ahpek - Cock came visits
9394 - Suggest to have Pesta PD for Bloggers
Dinzlinks - PPS birthday Bash in PD ?

Weekend Song - Hamsup Canto Song Not Safe For Work!!! 18SX!!!

WARNING !!! EXTREMELY ABSOLUTELY VERY 18SX POST!!!! NOT SAFE FOR WORK TOO!!! PROCEED UNDER OWN RISK!!!

Kids, i know some of you will ignore the 18SX WARNING buden thats not my problem as you has been warned! If you kena slap for singing this song, please dont say u heard it in Rojaks ok!!!

Got this song from Doc got a few more not yet converted into mp3 yet, still in wav and real player format. Dunno you guys n gals will like it anot If you want more of these then leave me a message in the comment there la!

Those of you who cant see anything can click HERE

*Playback is not automatic, to listen to the song, pulez press the "PLAY" button*



Many thanks to Jason from Jasonmumbles for lending me the space and bandwidth to host this song, boltfolio seems to be sot sot dei today.

Audio: Haken Hamsup song
by wingz




I dedicate this song to Siao Char Bor, this song very ngam her character KAKAKAKA!!!!

Weekend Pics - Koi Pond

Been wanting to post this Koi Pond Pic i took sometime ago but I just keep forgetting bout it. I heard pig's brain is good for amnesia. right anot ar ?