26 June 2006

Sex and Football During this Glorious FIFA 2006 World Cup Season

We at Rojaks Daily understand the importance to have complete undevided concentration and sex even in this glorified football season therefore we created the Ultimate FIFA World Cup Wife/Gf remote control to ensure the welfare of all football fanatics are well taken care off during this crucial time.

Ladies and Genitalmen, May I present to you The ultimate Limited Editions Rojaks FIFA World Cup Remote control Model SEXO6969 and SEXO6967


SEXO6969

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This model SEXO6969 are design with budget concious people in mind, we thrown in the most essential commands that are required to help you go thru this football season with minimum sufferings.

Features :
  1. MUTE
  2. OFF
  3. Gimme - BEER
  4. Gimme - FOOD
  5. Gimme - SEX
  6. MASSAGE
  7. STOP WINGING
  8. SLEEP
  9. SAY NO
  10. SAY YES
  11. REMOVE CLOTHES
  12. SHOP
  13. CLEAN
  14. LEAVE
  15. PMS OFF
  16. STOP NAGGING
  17. Increase OR Decrease BOOBS SIZE
Specs :-
Dimension : 6cm x 10cm x 1cm
Weight : 15gm
Battery : 1 x AA (not included)
OS : Bimbo Compatible

Retail Price : RM 1,699.00
Pleasure obtained by using this product : PRICELESS!!!



SEXO6967

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If you got alot more dough to burn then this is THE ultimate Wife/GF remote control for you! SEXO6967 comes with over 36 types of different commands and over 50,000 different combinations of commands can be derived from this single remote control alone! Your Worldcup experience will guaranteed to be an unforgetable one!

Features :
  1. SHUTUP
  2. STANDBY
  3. OFF
  4. REALLY OFF
  5. TAKE PILL
  6. DIET
  7. WORK
  8. GET BEER
  9. COOK
  10. BAKE
  11. LAUNDRY
  12. IRON
  13. WASH
  14. CLEAN
  15. TIDY UP
  16. BUY
  17. HURRY ON
  18. THINK
  19. WAIT
  20. PARK
  21. SHAVE
  22. AUTO
  23. MASSAGE
  24. HELP
  25. VOICE VOLUME
  26. TAKE OFF CLOTHES
  27. SPREAD LEGS (increase - decrease)
  28. ANAL
  29. PRETEND ORGASM
  30. BLOW JOB
  31. SWALLOW
  32. SPEED CONTROLLER
  33. FUCK
  34. STOP
  35. STRIP
  36. ANTI BITCH MODUS
Specs :-
Dimension : 8cm x 25cm x 2cm
Weight : 15gm
Battery : 4 x AA (not included)
OS : 100% Bimbo Compatible

Retail Price : RM 11,889.67
Pleasure obtained by using this product : BETTER THAN HEAVEN!!!


Call the numbers on your screen now! If you call us within 30 minutes from this commercial we will throw in ONE blardee Year supplies of free Condom!!!!

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16 comments:

  1. 1st !!!!11one

    I'm not rich so give me one SEXO6969 please.

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  2. got money back guarantee ah?

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  3. Diu, why need condoms wor?? Does your models make babies as well?? lol

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  4. Got warranty or not? Actually hor, product got warranty also no use. Later user is the one that die from heart attack.

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  5. I go report to some feminist group, you just wait. They sure come and potong off your kkc. LOL.

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  6. Must be visiting ur blog too much. Guess who I met in HK ? check it out at smingtan.blogspot.com
    heheheh
    No prize for guessing right. hahaha

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  7. order more got special discount ah? my neighbour says he wants 10 wor.

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  8. moo_t5:59 pm

    Tomolo make a female Worldcup remote.. Otherwise 5xmom get her Chi-Mui cut your kkc. ;)

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  9. why do i have to click the image to enlarge it? the image is very clear though. *clicks on image* *wipes drool*

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  10. wingz can buy for me one?

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  11. from football to sex toys ah, wingz?

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  12. bryan : do you want a wife with your SEXO6969?

    Ahpek : no nid money back gerenti laaa gerentik u shiok wan!

    helen : I only sells remote control la ... the wife/gf not included!

    hijackqueen : yar if used too extensively will die from heart attack one lol

    5xmom: skali feminist group also place order LOL!!!

    sming : wuah u so lucky to be able to meet me!!!! shud take more piktures mah!!

    papi : group purchase got 5% discount ler

    moo_t: wuah if make female remote control then its like i m betraying all mankind ledi worrr lol

    abe : click to enlarge so u could see the commands better

    boss stewie : one enuff meh ?

    maverick : lokter this is not sex toy laaa.... this is what every man shud have! this is the ultimate gadgets!!! lol

    aceone : ACe bulleh!!!

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  13. wingz... this remote got AP wan or not?

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  14. Majiam from that Movie Click only.

    Eh, why lu neva blog about your kembang moment in Malay Mail har?

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  15. heheh.. yeah :P
    Too bad couldn't take picture with you ..

    GOT.. but I only publish one. :)

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