Ladies and Genitalmen, May I present to you The ultimate Limited Editions Rojaks FIFA World Cup Remote control Model SEXO6969 and SEXO6967
SEXO6969
click on the above image to enlarge itThis model SEXO6969 are design with budget concious people in mind, we thrown in the most essential commands that are required to help you go thru this football season with minimum sufferings.
Features :
- MUTE
- OFF
- Gimme - BEER
- Gimme - FOOD
- Gimme - SEX
- MASSAGE
- STOP WINGING
- SLEEP
- SAY NO
- SAY YES
- REMOVE CLOTHES
- SHOP
- CLEAN
- LEAVE
- PMS OFF
- STOP NAGGING
- Increase OR Decrease BOOBS SIZE
Dimension : 6cm x 10cm x 1cm
Weight : 15gm
Battery : 1 x AA (not included)
OS : Bimbo Compatible
Retail Price : RM 1,699.00
Pleasure obtained by using this product : PRICELESS!!!
SEXO6967
click on the above image to enlarge itIf you got alot more dough to burn then this is THE ultimate Wife/GF remote control for you! SEXO6967 comes with over 36 types of different commands and over 50,000 different combinations of commands can be derived from this single remote control alone! Your Worldcup experience will guaranteed to be an unforgetable one!
Features :
- SHUTUP
- STANDBY
- OFF
- REALLY OFF
- TAKE PILL
- DIET
- WORK
- GET BEER
- COOK
- BAKE
- LAUNDRY
- IRON
- WASH
- CLEAN
- TIDY UP
- BUY
- HURRY ON
- THINK
- WAIT
- PARK
- SHAVE
- AUTO
- MASSAGE
- HELP
- VOICE VOLUME
- TAKE OFF CLOTHES
- SPREAD LEGS (increase - decrease)
- ANAL
- PRETEND ORGASM
- BLOW JOB
- SWALLOW
- SPEED CONTROLLER
- FUCK
- STOP
- STRIP
- ANTI BITCH MODUS
Dimension : 8cm x 25cm x 2cm
Weight : 15gm
Battery : 4 x AA (not included)
OS : 100% Bimbo Compatible
Retail Price : RM 11,889.67
Pleasure obtained by using this product : BETTER THAN HEAVEN!!!
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ReplyDeleteI'm not rich so give me one SEXO6969 please.
got money back guarantee ah?
ReplyDeleteDiu, why need condoms wor?? Does your models make babies as well?? lol
ReplyDeleteGot warranty or not? Actually hor, product got warranty also no use. Later user is the one that die from heart attack.
ReplyDeleteI go report to some feminist group, you just wait. They sure come and potong off your kkc. LOL.
ReplyDeleteMust be visiting ur blog too much. Guess who I met in HK ? check it out at smingtan.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteheheheh
No prize for guessing right. hahaha
order more got special discount ah? my neighbour says he wants 10 wor.
ReplyDeleteTomolo make a female Worldcup remote.. Otherwise 5xmom get her Chi-Mui cut your kkc. ;)
ReplyDeletewhy do i have to click the image to enlarge it? the image is very clear though. *clicks on image* *wipes drool*
ReplyDeletewingz can buy for me one?
ReplyDeletefrom football to sex toys ah, wingz?
ReplyDeletewingz boleh!!
ReplyDeletebryan : do you want a wife with your SEXO6969?
ReplyDeleteAhpek : no nid money back gerenti laaa gerentik u shiok wan!
helen : I only sells remote control la ... the wife/gf not included!
hijackqueen : yar if used too extensively will die from heart attack one lol
5xmom: skali feminist group also place order LOL!!!
sming : wuah u so lucky to be able to meet me!!!! shud take more piktures mah!!
papi : group purchase got 5% discount ler
moo_t: wuah if make female remote control then its like i m betraying all mankind ledi worrr lol
abe : click to enlarge so u could see the commands better
boss stewie : one enuff meh ?
maverick : lokter this is not sex toy laaa.... this is what every man shud have! this is the ultimate gadgets!!! lol
aceone : ACe bulleh!!!
wingz... this remote got AP wan or not?
ReplyDeleteMajiam from that Movie Click only.
ReplyDeleteEh, why lu neva blog about your kembang moment in Malay Mail har?
heheh.. yeah :P
ReplyDeleteToo bad couldn't take picture with you ..
GOT.. but I only publish one. :)