12 June 2006
Wah lau eh .... my jokes so good one meh? i thot i really got talent in this football review thing leh .. but nebermind la you all mia pasal I gibe face! u want jokes izzit? sap sap sui laa... nah I post this short joke let u all warm up first!
Ahbeng and Ahlian is both in their 50s, Ahbeng is diagnosed with critical illness and the doctors is busy researching to work out a cure for him. A few weeks after that a team of doctors found the cure! They called Ahbeng and his wife Ahlian to the hospital to tell them the good news.
Fearing Ahbeng could not take anymore bad news Ahlian went into the meeting alone leaving Ahbeng in the waiting area.
In the meeting :
Doctor : Good news madam! we found the cure to your husband illness!
Ahlian : Wuahhhh I reery happy leh! Faster tell me what is the cure?
Doctor : Ok ... its lidis wan, Ahbeng is very critical liow .... if u dont cure him he will die within 3 days.
Ahlian : Oh no!!! Faster tell me how to cure him!!!
Doctor : Slow down madam, i m getting there!
Ahlian : ok ok
Doctor : Lidis wan ... Ahbeng condition very critical liow, if u want him to keep on living you gotta have sex with him 3 times a day, breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Ahlian : 3 times a day??!!!!! You got siow boh??!!!
Doctor : Yar minimum 3 times a day, if can 4 times a day even better, but 3 times a day is enuff liow.
Ahlian : Ok ok I know what to do liow .. tenkiu doc!
*Ahlian then dashed out of the room, and walks today Ahbeng ....*
Ahbeng : So honey, what did the doctor say ar?
Ahlian : He said you are gonna die in 3 days time!
Seriously I would like to direct this question to all females, women, girls (shemale excluded of coz), if you are required to make lafu with your love one for a times a day to prolong his life, would you do it? Tell me what you think in the poll below ok?
Posted by Wingz at 12:24 am