20 September 2005

Rojaks Daily 8 Most Eligible MALE Bloggers

Heres da drill :
BOLD = Standard Questions
REGULAR = Answers
RED = My Comments
BLUE = Hyperlink
OREN = JUST TESTING TO SEE IF YOU ARE COLOR BLIND ANOT


BUTTY
Name : bUttsHAk3r
Age : 21
Occupation :stuuuuden in Lunton
Sex : yes puhleeez!
Resides in : Leeds (UK) atm
URL :http://buttshak3r.blogspot.com

Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Hensem, lengjai, yau yeng, mou tak teng, smart. [YAR CAN SEE YOUR PIC ALSO VERY HANSEM]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Abudhen, everyday I oso read rojaks daily, I of coz lengjai lah! [BEST ANSWER SO FAR!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Nasi lemak. Wahliewww..

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My... ummm… my… fingers! [OMFG! FINGERS ? NOT HAND OR PALM MEH?]

Why ?
Because they are long and sexy!

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Donch have ler. [ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT FROM PENANG? BCOZ PENANG PEEPLE THEY LOVE TO TATTOO THEIR BUTT ONE LOL!]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
My whole face can ah? I wan to look like Bart Leung Gum

Why ?
Because I not lengjai enuff yet, hor? [NVM WAT ? U RICH MAH CAN AFORD TO TRASH A ALTIZ LOL!]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
What is sex hor? I tot babies came from birds with big necks wan?

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
When I have sex, I also remember to put on my elbow pads hokay. Waliew, it's not safe without elbow pads ok! [ELBOW PADS ONLY ? SANITARY PAD GOT PUT ON ANOT ?]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Mmmn, shoulder blades and pretty feet. [ISNT THAT SOME KINDA FETISH?]

Favourite phrase
You want to sound sexy like me also? My favourite phrase is… ugh. Whatever.

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)?
Panties, please. [PANTY ? WITH OR WITHOUT LACE ?]

What do you think of fear factor ?
It's a waste of time. I only watch shows with Bart Leong Gum in it.

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
Becoz hor, life's a bitch hor. Stress ma, stress. And how to de-stress leh? Read rojaks daily, of coz! One, two, three… I oni got eighteen words, hor!

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
Can can. Then you can oso say "DAI LEI SEI!". I would say that too!

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
I will take my shirt off and show everyone… wahlao, people will start running.. and then I win [WHY AH? U GOT MORE THAN 2 NIPPLES ONE IZZIT ?]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiewcf [ALO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BASH PROBLOGGERS IN MY SHOW OK?]

Do you think the pic on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
Hensem! Dem hensem! [THE WAY YOU SAY IT LIKE KENA PAKSA LIDAT MCH!]





AHLONG BKT BERUNTUNG

Name : JxT2J (some people call me Han Sem)
Age : Stone Age
Occupation : Plesidern of the Bogus Blind Beggers ASS-"O"-ciation
Sex : 3 Times Per Week
Resides in : Bogus Blind Begger's HQ
URL : http://buangmasa.net


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
oh wait hold on i go toilet. NO! THAT ONE NO COUNT LEH! [SOLI CAMERA ROLL LEDI KNOT CUT CUT ONE]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
See my above pic pls. I can model for clothing, cars and condoms. [I THINK ADVERTISE SUNGLASSES OR WALKING STICK FOR BLINDMAN MORE APPROPRIATE LA!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Anak Semut Goreng + Ikan Paus [IN BATU THEY ARE FEEDING YOU THIS KINDA STUFFS KA ?]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
How dare you ask such as perverted question? btw, it's the left palm. [ERR ... U USE LEFT PALM TO TFK ONE KA ? U DINT PLEKTIS AMBIDEXTROUS MEH ?]

Why ?
Got draw cute cute animal cheat small small girl to give me money. I am beggar leh! remember? [ I STILL THINK U USING LEFT PALM TO TFK]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
I JUST TOLD YOU, YOU SILLY FARK! [I VERY SURE U USE YOUR LEFT PALM TO TFK]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Still my left palm. [I THINK BY NOW EVERYONE ALSO KNOW U USES YOUR LEFT PALM TO TFK]

Why ?
THE FUCKING CUTE ANIMAL IS AN UGLY DONKEY! FARK! [OI I SAID WE KNOW U USE LEFT PALM TO TFK LEDI LA! HOW MANY TIME YOU WANNA REPEAT YOURSELF!]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ?
NOnononononono. Lost it 3 years ago, in a jungle named Alpafarklonngehchian. To who ah... dunno. too dark to see. [TOO DARK ?? YOUR LOVER IS NEGRO KA?]

Shiok anot ?
KENA RAPE SHIOK ANOT?! CIBAI GORILLAS! [MCH! NOW WE KNOW WHY U LIKE HAIRY ANIMALS]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Got airbags... [ YAR AIRBAGS VERY IMPORTANT ... PAULTAN IS THE EXPERT OF AIRBAGS]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Must have airbags...

Favourite phrase
I can't see. I'm going to fall. Please hold me. [YOU R SUPPOSE TO SAY THIS BEFORE YOU MOLEST INNOCENT GIRLS OR AFTER ?]

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)?
Wear nothing is best.

What do you think of fear factor ?
Stupid Fear Factor. Always show at night! I no free at night go begging stupid tv show at night! Wargh. [CAN WATCH ON YOUR 3G MOBILE PHONE WHILE U WORK MAH! ... EH WATS UR JOB EDI ?]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
because old pple read liao will laugh until heart attack. [NO WONDER LOTSA INSURANCE AGENTS ASK ME TO PLACE THEIR ADS IN ROJAKS LA!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
No? you diss me lah we try.

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
SMELLOPHOBIA! I lift my arms got super smelly stench. Everyone will run away. Even the host LOL! [ IS THAT STENCH KINDA RELATED TO YOUR WORK OR IZZIT RELATED TO TFK ?]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
LIM KIT SIANG! No, joking. LIM KIT SIANG! DAP PLS NO DESTROY MY CLUBHOUSE! [OI! LU MAU GET ME IN TROUBLE KA ? MP ALSO U DISS! ]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Yar. Who is he ah? Paultan ah? [+_+""]





Paul Tan

Name :Paul Tan
Age :20
Occupation :It Consultant/Problogger
Sex :None
Resides in :Cheras
URL : http://paultan.org


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
I am a car freak [DO YOU TOK TO YOUR CAR LIKE 8555 DOES ? DO YOU NAME YOUR CAR ?]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Not very ugly [ACTUALLY I FIND U VERY HANSEM ... FROM YOUR PIC I CAN TELL U GOT A BIT LOOKS LIKE "THE JOKER" IN BATMAN THE MOVIE *RUNS*]

Favourite Malaysian food
Wantan Mee [DIU! TELL EARLY LA! NX TIME WE GO WANTAN MEEN.. ITS CHEAPER COMPARES TO DIMSUM! LOL!]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My left hand and left leg [LEFT HAND I CAN UNDERSTAND BUT LEFT LEG!!!! HOW YOU DO IT HUH?]

Why ?
Coz i can shift gears fast! :P [THE SHIFT STICK IS IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS ONE HUH?]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Dont haf

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Probably my body

Why ?
I'm fat... so i'm heavy. it makes my car slow. [MAYBE IF U GET DOWN AND PUSH THE CAR WILL GO FASTER?]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Still virgin. coz chicks dont dig me [NO WONDER YOU CANT GET CHICKS LAR! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE THE DIGGER! CHICKS IS NOT A NATURAL DIGGER! THEY ARE THE DIGGEE!! LMAO!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
This question not applicable to me [YOU MEAN YOU DONT PLEKTIS SAFESEX?]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Caring? can tahan my siao driving sometimes.

Favourite phrase
wtf

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Boxster [ALO! BOXSTER IS PORSCHE LA YOU CAR FREAK!]

What do you think of fear factor ?
Wasting time

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read rojaks daily
Educational, better understanding of bahasa pasar [MCH! THATS ALL???!!!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
if you're a heartless retard [WHO?? ME??]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Uhhhhhh. i would suggest a ride in Mack's EVO9 or RUF(MODIFIED PORSCHE) around the city.

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Kenny sia.

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Not bad... can tanding Andy Lau





KY JELLY

Name :KY
Age :28
Occupation :S.A. [SEX ANAL-IST?]
Sex :not enough
Resides in :PJ
URL : http://kyspeaks.blogspot.com/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
I am fun

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Of course la, just ask Suanie. [EH NO NID LAR! I SEE YOUR PIC ALSO KNOW U R MR.UNIVERSE MIA MATERIAL LOL!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Bak Kut Teh [I THINK U BETTER GO DE-WORM LA ... EAT SO MUCH STILL LIKE PAI-KUAT LIDAT]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
Brain

Why ?
Cos it's makes me a fun person [THIS ONE I VERY MUCH AGREE]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Don't have lah

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
None whatsoever [BRACES WILL DO JUSTICE TO YOU! *RUNS*]

Why ?
If I do I'd be even more popular than I can handle, not good not good [LANSI-NYE~~~]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Aiyoh I shy lah.. I very shy [ .I. ]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
let me show u ok.. wait, like this picture HERE [WWOOO SO YOU ARE THE LEGENDARY S.M. HELMET MAN!!!!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Compatible lah, cun, sexy, witty, all those u know, like chicks from video game [HAHAHA MIMPI LAR LU!!!]

Favourite phrase
fakeplan [ERRR .. APETU?]

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Go bare [ITS THE TREND NOW HUH?]

What do you think of fear factor ?
The food is delicious [OMFG! FREAKO!]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
Please read rojaks daily so you will know how much better kyspeaks really is. [MCH! U PRETEND ROJAKS IS BETTER JUST FOR A WHILE CAN ANOT ? GIBE FACE ABIT MAH]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
U can always say whatever u want to say, may ur koi fish die die die [NOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT MY KOI!!!!]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
I'll haunt them with my little worm. [+_+""]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Male version of Suanie [HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OPS ... SUANIE NOT MY FAULT HOR]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Yeah of course, it makes me look handsome too. best.



WILLYWOLF
[THIS ONE IS NOT VERY ELIGIBLE BUT VERY MUCH AVAILABLE STILL!]
Name : Willwolf the Hamsap Laubeh
Age : 25 years old. What? Cannot meh? Alan Tam oso claims 25 lor
Occupation : Kamasutra Advisor
Sex : As much as possible
Resides in : Me or my dick?
URL : http://blog.williamyap.com/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Hamsap old man color wolf [

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Yes, I'm pretty damn sure I'm hamsap [EH THIS ONE THE WHOLE BLOGSPHERE ALSO AGREE LER]

Favourite Malaysian food
Beef Rendang [WHY AR ? BEEF RENDANG MORE PAHWER THAN TONGKAT ALI MEH?]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
Face [I THOT ONI GIGOLO WILL SAY LIDIS]

Why ?
Smoother than my wife's. LOL [YOU GOT DO FACIAL EVERYNITE ANOT ?]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
No but plan to have one lor. Maybe a wolf picture. [ON WHICH PART ? BUTT OR DICKHEAD ? LOL!]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
My beer belly!

Why ?
My lovers complain oredi. Lose it or no sex. [LOVER N WIFE IS THE SAME PERSON ANOT ?]

Still a virgin ?
My Ass [OMFG!!! LOTSA PLU WILL EMAIL YOU FROM NOW ON!] *PLU = GAY LOWS

If yes why ?
I don't like si fatt loong [BUT PLU LIKE MAH!]

If not when lost it ?
20 yrs old

To who ?
2nd girlfriend [WHY 1ST GF DINT ROGOL LU ONE HUH?]

Shiok anot ?
No shiok la, bleeding le.... screaming pain pain. what? i screamed in pain la [PAIN ?? WHICH PART PAIN???!!! WRONG HOLE IZZIT?]

Do you practice safe sex ? yes how safe ? very safe got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
eh? I tot safe from pregnancy? [EH WHAT IF HALF WAY DOING HER BF SNEAKS UP BEHIND YOU? SO U KENA PLOTEK URSELF WITH ALL THE GEARS LER!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Fuckable [NOW I KNOW WHY THERE IS SO MANY KES MAID KENA ROGOL LOL!]

Favourite phrase
Want to be my lover? [I HOPE YOU ARE NOT ASKING ME OKAY!]

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string ? (for guys)
Boxer! plenty of air

What do you think of fear factor ?
Try working with Singaporeans [YOU MEAN LIKE XX?]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
If a girl don't read then I hamsap her. If guy don't read then I'll get Lilian to hamsap him. [WUAH U DEM CRUEL MAN! ANYONE BUT LILIAN!!!!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its allfair now ?"
No. You should say "Now no affair"

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show ….what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
To hamsap Lilian there and then on TV [YOU AND LILIAN GOT SOMETHING GOING ON HUH?]

If you were to use William Hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Rojak. Cute and funny!! [THIS ANSWER WRONG EDI]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
No. Wingz lagi handsum [BUT BUT ... THAT PIC IS ME LARRR!!!]




IVAN STANCH

Name : Ivan Stench
Age : 23
Occupation : Web Architect [CIBAI WEB MAKER SAY WEB MAKER LA! APE ARKITEK ARKITEK!!!]
Sex : Yes pls!!
Resides in : KL
URL : http://www.stanch.net


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
t3h 1337 [WHAT ??!!]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Sibeh pretty boy [ALO ONLY PLU CALL THEMSELF PRETTY BOIS OK? WAIT A MIN ... ARE YOU ONE OF THEM ???]

Favourite Malaysian food
If you consider luncheon meat as M'sian food, that tops the list. Else,
erm... Nasi Lemak. [LUNCHEON MEAT OR LUNCHEOW MEAT ?]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
Can't think of any right now. Actually, I'm not proud of my body. [HAVE YOU HEARD OF MASUK BAKUL ANGKAT SINDIRI ANOT? LOL!]

Why ?
Just not!

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Am going to get Pikachu tattoo-ed when I have money. [PIKACHU!!?? NOW U R GETTING GAY-ER]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Whole body

Why ?
Into Brad Pitt so that I can sleep with Angelina Jolie. [FUCK SAY FUCK LAR! WHAT SLEEP SLEEP?]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Yes. Becoz this is the Internet, and I can say I am. :D~~~ [WAIT ... HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN ??]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
I only date my hand! It's safe! [OH YOU SAME LIKE Jxt2J ... U USE LEFT OR RIGHT HAND ONE ?]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
I'd hump my bed if it has a hole [OMFG!!! CONTROL BRADER CONTROLLL!!!]

Favourite phrase
Pffft.

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)?
Boxers. What kinda guy wears G-string? Eww. [ERR ... PLU LOVES MEN IN G STRING YOU KNOW ?]

What do you think of fear factor ?
Need boobies/lesbians action.

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
When you say younger generation, you mean teenagers? They shouldn't read Rojaks Daily la! Pollute people's mind! [OI I GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE SAY PROPERLY!!!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident . can I say "its all fair now ?"
WTF? Fair? Diss you only wo! [ABUDEN? BUDEN AFTER THAT I WILL TELL YOU I DONT MEAN IT LAR! ITS THE PRESS FAULT!!! LOL!]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show . what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
We should stop talking about Fear Factor, the entertainment factor isn't there! (actually i just don't know how to answer this) [YOU NOOB!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Rojaks Daily! Makes a fool out of himself to entertain people LOOOLLL [OI I WHERE GOT PUBLISH MY OWN PIKTURES BEFORE LAR!!! YOU GOT MIXED UP IZZIT ?]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Dude, I seen him in pornos before. Fukn handsome! [OMFG YOU PERVERT! YOU DAM GAY OK? SOMMO SAY HIM HANSEM AFTER WATCH HIM ACTING IN PORN LOL!]



v0ices

Name : wh? a.k.a v0ices a.k.a patkong
Age : Approximately 1408 weeks old
Occupation : Professional Petrol Pump Attendant in Shell at Cyberjaya
Sex : 12 hours ago from answering this interbiu
Resides in : a house
URL : http://questions.blogsome.com


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Quiet, Noisy, Stupid, Clever, Normal [ WHY I DONT SEE ANY KAM MOW JAI IN YOUR DESCRIPTIONS??!!! THATS ONE IMPORTANT AHBENG'S TRADEMARK YOU KNOW!!!]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Of course! But then not as hansem as the guy in the banner on top of Rojaks Daily's Header [THAT ONE FOR SURE LA! HAHAHAHA!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Lat Sey Lei Ma! (Nasi Lemak)

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My middle finger [WOW! THIS I GOT TO SEE ... MOST OF THE GUYS ALSO KENA AT LEAST USE HAND OR PALM... YOU TERROR LA! ONE FINGER CAN KAUTIM LOL!]

Why ?
Coz I can 'extend' it to show people when I want to and 'retract' it when I want to also. Unlike some other body part which I can't control [YAR YAR WE KNOW YOU CAN EXTEND THE LENGTH WITH THE HELP OF THE FINGER ... SPARE US THE DETAILS OK?]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Got. 'Natural Tatoo' on my left arm but no pic solee. [THAT ONE IS YOU KENA PEK MIA OLD WOUND IZZIT?]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
If change one, change all. If not don't want to change any

Why ?
Change one part only... later become not proportionate [HAHAHA! ONE BIG ONE SMALL!]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Yes! I am a virgin! My bekside has not been violated. [YOU JUST OPENED A CAN OF WORM, PLU IS GONNA STALK 9 YOU FROM NOW ON!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Yes, I wear the full bio suit when having sex. [WUAH!! BIO SUIT IS WHAT I CALL FULL LENGTH CONDOM! YOU CAN EJECULATE WITHIN THE SUIT ALSO!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Looks like FireAngel and Boobs like Penny [OI PENNY IS MINE !!! STAY AWAY!!]

Favourite phrase
Dungu!

Panty or G-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Neither, I prefer to wear nothing inside. [BUT IF U DUN WEAR LATER TER-ZIP YOUR KKC THEN HOW ? PAIN U KNOW ?!]

What do you think of fear factor ?
Ceh, Pussy show [AGREE AGREE!]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
*mode +serious" There are so many tragedy happening today (ie: war, tsunami, hurricane etc) The younger generation might view the world as being very gloomy. In comes rojaks! to save the day! *chimes superman music*.... [WUAH YOU MORE HARDSELL THAN ME! LOL!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
Of course not! [WHY KNOT???!!!! ITS MY BLOG YOU KNOW!!!!]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
I sing .. everybody sure scared [EH NX YEAR PPS BASH CAN YOU SING FOR EVERYBODY? WE WANT THEM TO GO HOME EARLY LA SO WE CAN START CLEANING THE PLACE]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
LiewCF. There are people laughing at him but he does not seem to know/care. But yet he might laughing himself too coz he's earning quite a lot (or so he claims). Similar situation la... we laugh at William Hung, maybe he also laughing to the bank. [EH WHY U ALL ALSO JELES AT PROBLOGGERS WAN GEH ? +_+"]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
DefInitely! I wished I look like him!! [WUAH WISE CHOICE WOR! YOU WANT ME TO INTRO PLASTIK SURGEON ANOT ?]




SHAOLINTIGER

Name : ShaolinTiger
Age : Old enough for hardcore sex
Occupation : Gigolo /XX KILLA
Sex : Every day please
Resides in : Pretty girls bedrooms countrywide
URL : http://shaolintiger.com/

Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
I AM BEST KTHX! [BEST ANGMOH IN KL, SG AND SOME SAY BATAM!]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Subjective, somedays I look damn hot, some days not, some people think I'm hot, some not. I guess I'm ok loh. [SOMETIME I ALSO FEEL LIDAT, AFTER A FEW JUG OF BEER I FEEL LIKE ANDY LAU ]

Favourite Malaysian food
Too many to answer...no one favourite, depends on mood, could be Ramly burger, Indomee, Asam Prawn, Crab, Nasi Goreng Ayam Kunyit, Masala Tosai, Chicken Rice, Char Kway Teow etc etc..

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My brain. [ YOU DONT HAVE ANY "SPESEL" RELATIONSHIP WITH KY DO YOU ? WHY SAME ANSWER LA?!]

Why ?
Damn powderful one, supersize, pwns people left right centre up down for breakfast lunch and dinner, so big it almost has it's own gravitational field. [-_-" ... U TOOK YOUR MEDICATION LEDI ANOT FOR TODAY? LOL! *RUNS*]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Nope. [I THOT THOSE HAIRS WERE TATTOO-ED ON!!! ]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
My hair... [THIS ONE YOU BETTER CHECK WITH "SEMI VALUE", HES THE HAIR EXPERT IN MALAYSIA LMAO!]

Why ?
Not enough on head, too much on body? [HMMM UNEVEN HAIR DISTRIBUTION, PROBLEMATIC HORMON IZZIT ? LOL!]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
No, lost it long ago, was raped by Claudia Schiffer, damn shiok

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Yeah safe sex, must lock the door and make sure the parents out. [HAHAHAHAHA!!! OKAY THIS ONE IF THE BEST ANSWER SO FAR ANGMOH BULLEH!!!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Got boobs, not fat, not crater face, not boring [ERR .... SOUNDS LIKE SUANIE TO ME]

Favourite phrase
lolplz

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
G-string on girl, love to see the butt cheeks, I only wear boxers.

What do you think of fear factor ?
Entertaining sometimes.

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read rojaks daily
Because it mentions http://www.shaolintiger.com, it must be good ok? [EH XX ALSO MENTIONED YOU BEFORE LERR .... MAYBE I CAN GET FORUNG JIEJIE TO DO THE SAME ALSO LOL!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
Nah, that's bang out of order, insulting someone and getting mangled in a car crash aren't even in the same ballpark. [HOW COME YOUR ANSWER SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR ONE ? I SWEAR I READ IT SOMEONE BEFORE! :P ]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Licking the salty sweaty stinky part between my ballsacks and asshole after I been running for 30mins. [OMFG!!! YOU ARE ONE SICK ANGMOH! I BET THOSE PPL IN FEAR FACTOR IS LOOKING FOR YOUR PHONE NUMBAH NOW! HAHAHAHA!]

if you were to use William Hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Rojaks. [WRONG LA! THE CORRECT ANSWER SHOULD BE "THE MALE VERSION OF SUANIE"]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Not as hensem as me [BUT HE USES MORE HAIR GEL N SHAMPOO THAN YOU DO LERRR!!! LOL!]





DIN

Name : Din
Age : 22
Occupation :Dude trying to ensure all operations are in order...
Sex : Got Stick [U MEAN BATANG KEGEMBIRAAN ?]
Resides in : Mountain-top resort...really...
URL : http://dinzlink.net/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Din is too bloody hansem... [ I THINK YOU LOOKS LIKE BOLLYWOOD FLIM STAR LER]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Bloody hell, if i'm not hansem you think i come here arr...tiuu.. [WAH LAN EH A BOLLYWOOD STAR THAT CURSE IN CINA COOL!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Maggi goreng takde sayur tambah ayam [YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST AYAM ONE AR ? WHY NOT LUMBU OR KAMBING AR ?]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My itchy fingers [YAR I FIGURED IT OUT LEDI MOST GUYS LOVES THEIR FINGERS/HAND/PALM ONE]

Why ?
Bloody hell without fingers how to blog? and dig nose?

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
No tattoo, but my bush down there looks like a forest. [ELEH THAT ONE NOT BUSH LAR ... THAT ONE BONSAI ONLY ... BABY BUSH! LOL!]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
My tummy [EH GIRLS FINDS GUYS WITH TUMMY SEXY LER~]

Why ?
Its not pants-friendly.

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Firstly we must define what is a virgin. if you are asking if i flew on virgin airlines, then unfortunately i haven't yet...yalah yalah gua virgin...so what! [EH CAN YOU REPEAT THAT AGAIN IN YINGRISH?]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Yes, i practice safe sex, when i play Playboy: Mansion. But if GTA: San Andreas then different story lah.....oi bloody hell refer to answer no.9 lar... [ALAMAK! I DONT UNDERSTAND HINDUSTAN ONE LA!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Must have good 'cushion'. and brains. not the type of people who send stupid sms votes costing 50 sen each for Akademi Farktasi and Malaysian Idiot. [WHAT THOSE SMS COST 50SEN EACH ??!!! OH FUCK! .... ]

Favourite phrase
Bloody hellll....

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Boxer. so when i end up wearing only boxer i look like a boxer. [NO WONDER U GOT ABIT LOOKS LIKE MIKE TAIFU TYSON] *TAIFU IS CANTO FOR SPENDER/UNDERWEAR

What do you think of fear factor ?
Men getting more desparate for money and women getting more voluptuous...*drools* [THIS IS WHAT U U WILL BCOME FOR STAYING UP THAT MOUTAIN FOR TOO LONG]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
If you don't read rojaks ah...then you cannot see my interview...bloody hell bookmark him lah you nutcases~! [YA LAR MCH!! WHAT YOU LOOKING AT ??!!! MAU MATI KA ??!! FASTER BOOKMARK/LINK ME LAR!!! ]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
Fair fair, i will then attempt hacking your bloody blog. [ -_-"]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
The fear of going through secondary school open day, when parents come to school to collect report cards while you make a muka seposen..... [ EH I THINK YOU LARI FROM THE TOPIK LEDI LA ... LOL!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
This is a bit though, i think kahsoon la. for all the wrong reasons. if not any other copy and paster nut will do. [AIYO! WHY LAR YOU ALL MAU GET ME INTO TROUBLE ONE ? THOSE ARE PROBLOGGERS YOU KNOW ?? LATER THEIR FANS COME AND SHOOT ME I DIE LAR!]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Everytime i come to your site, i quickly quickly scroll down so i avoid looking at that header. does that answer your question haaaaa? [WAH BIANG EH .... YOU WAIT ... LATER I PUT LENGLUI PIC UP THERE!]





BRYAN SAPIENS

Name : Bryan
Age : One year younger than FA
Occupation : CEO + CFO + CTO of myself, in other words, slacker
Sex : Bak Tiao
Resides in : Where people like to tattoo on the butt
URL : http://www.sapiensbryan.com

Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
A Siao Kia from Penang

You pretty/hansem anot?
Pretty hansem [EH YOU WANNA JOIN MY SOCIAL ESCORT COMPANY ANOT ? 1 NITE CAN MAKE A FEW HUNDRED BUCKS LEH ....]

Favourite Malaysian food
Penang Char Kuey Teow

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
Eyes

Why ?
Because they come in a pair [ SPRINGBAG ALSO COME IN PAIR YOU KNOW? YOU PROUD OF YOUR SPRINGBAG ANOT ?]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Nope, but soon will have one "a pair of eyes" tattoo at the back of my neck (in the middle of my shoulder) like David Blaine on his arm [ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK ? WHAT ABOUT ON YOUR BEKSIDE ? I THOT PG PPLS LOVE TO TATTOO ON BEKSIDE WAN LEH]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Legs [ALO! YOU NOT NORMAL OR WHAT ? YOUR ANSWER SUPPOSE TO BE FINGERS/HAND OR PLAM LA! LEGS PULAK!!! APENI ???!! LOL!]

Why ?
Wanna make it longer (I mean my leg, not the third one!!) [LEGS WANT SO LONG FOR WHAT ??!!! EH TELL SERIOUSLY YOU GAY AH ? LOL!]

Still a virgin ?
Nope [BEKSIDE OR FRONT OR BOTH ?]

If yes why ?
I answered nope lah (if yes why? you say leh? no one wanna take the golden chance lah, of course! Alamak!) [I ALMOST BELIF U R NOT STRAIGHT ONE LEDI ... ALMOST .... ]

If not when lost it ?
ErrRr.... *counting* 4 years ago I guess

To who ?
Nicole Kidman [BUT HER I.C. SAYS TAN KIEW KIEW WOR!!!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Ok, let me share a good practice with you all. Listen up guys!!
Steps
1. Wear a condom (named CD1)
2. On the outer layer of CD1 put Tabasco sauce (make sure don't let it touch your skin, otherwise uh la la !!)
3. Wear another condom (named CD2)
4. Just do it !!

So, if CD1 got hole, you will know !!
If CD2 got hole, he/she will know !!

If sui sui, the sperm still can swim through the Tabasco sauce, the kid is The One liao!!
Let the kid born and name the kid Iron Man/Woman !! [WUAH I HEARD BOUT THIS METHOD FROM THOSE WHO REGULARLY PATRONS THE CHICKEN DEN ONE ... WE CALL THOSE PPLS CHICKEN WORM ... YOU ONE OF THEM ALSO AR ? ]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Just like FA [WHICH PART OF FA?]

Favourite phrase
Kanne (pronounced as kan-ne)

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
What Boxer or G-string? No other choices ah? Boxer then.

What do you think of fear factor ?
Great!! You can see what are human being limits. Try to eat testicles and see ! [THEY DONE THAT! KAMBING MIA TESTICLES! WHERE U FROM ? BANJARAN HIMALYA KA ?]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
Younger generation? Ok. Read Rojaks Daily only when you want to fail your Bahasa English and Bahasa Malaysia. But you will score A for Pendidikan Moral. [-_-"]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
Not fair, unless it's in my dream or your dream. [MY DREAM ?? WHY YOU WANNA BE IN MY DREAM ??? NNOOOOOO!!!! I RATHER DREAM BOUT WILLIAM HUNG]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Yup. Ask them eat C&P King's testicles. (Both!!) Scared leh !! Wuahahaha... [C&P KING IS WHO LA ?]


If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
kahsoon [WUAH THIS KAHSOON NOWADAYS VERY POPULAR LEDI HUH ?]

Do you think the pic on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
I suppose the owner more handsome !! [NO LAR I THINK YOU LAGI HANSEM LA ... U GOT LOOK LIKE ITU VJ KAT CHANNEL ASTRO@15 LER ... RIGHT ANOT ?]




A sincere Tiulimakasih to all very cool bloggers who took part in this scam, actually i still waiting for another entry to complete the whole thing but SOME STALKER keep pestering me to release the post ASAP so i got no choice but to add more participants later.

To those chicks that would like to aquire the serbis of the above bloggers pls gimme a ring at 1-800-deuce-begalow 12 lines 24/7. CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN NOW AND WE WILL THROW IN FREE CONDOMS + PORTUGESE BLEKFAS!!! AND THATS NOT ALL! IF YOU BUY 2 NITES WE WILL THROW IN THE 3RD NITES ABSOLUTELY FREE-OF-CHARGE !!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ??? CALL US NOW!! THATS 1-800-DEUCE-BIGALOW 12 LINES 24/7 !!! TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLIES.

TERMS & CONDITIONS
NORMAL CHARGES ONLY APPLICABLE TO THOSE UNDER 30s, IF YOU ARE ABOVE 30s A 150% SURCHARGE APPLIES AND PLEASE SENT PIC TOO, WE NEED TO SEEK THE CONSENT OF THE BLOGGER BEFORE WE DARE TO MAKE COMMITMENT. IF YOU AE ABOVE 40 YRS OLD, PLS DONT CALL US ... WE WILL NOT RETURN YOUR CALL.

*P.S. : FORUNG Jiejie CAN YOU STOP CALLING US ? WE ASKED ALREDI, NOONE WANNA SERVE YOU! -_-"



12 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:46 am

    y willwolf do peace sign like bapok.

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  2. OMG... is this the loser club?
    count me in... :p

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  3. cilakak wingz! u sed monday only post go up! aih....there goes my interview....haih...

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  4. i think KY da best

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  5. oh my gawd this is SO FUNNYYYYYYYYY

    try entering them for CLEO'S bachelor thingy.. i hear they start recruiting end of the year wink

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  6. I heard there is an increase in nuns intake today. Wonder why? LOL!

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  7. anon : oi i asked for funny pics lar so that is a funny pic!!

    bottle : wuah not loser club la ... this is all the elites in the blogsphere ....

    din : masuk ledi la .. sape suruh lu reply slow

    KY : i think you are the hansem-est!

    cyber-red : all my contestant alredi femes enuff ... they dunwan CLEO to pimp them also they fully booked till end of the year edi lol!

    5xmom : alamak! u ask those fler b4 bcome nun take a look at my blog 1st la ... after she see all the lengjai i m sure they will cancel their plan wan leh!

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  8. ahhahaha shit i didnt notice what ken said. *kembang* :P

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  9. MCH! Why you put a old man like Willwolf in there among young guys? Buat malu saja. Oh wait. I'm the Willwolf.

    DIU!!!

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  10. I so want to hump KY. If I were mad.

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  11. Oi, you dun get my joke hor? All the girls saw these guys and skali they run to become nuns. What nuns also never mind as long as these sek mou cannot get to them.

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