30 September 2005

Rojaks Daily 6 Most Eligible Female Bloggers

Heres da drill :
BOLD = Standard Questions
REGULAR = Answers
RED = My Comments
BLUE = Hyperlink



PENNY WONG

Name
: PeNNyPupZ
Age : 17
Occupation : Hamsup Queen @ DrLiew's
Sex : when? where? how? specific abit lah tiu
Resides in : USJ
URL : http://pennypupz.ravishing.net/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
A pair of HUGE nice teteks [I TOTALLY AGREE!!!]

You pretty anot ?
Of course pretty la tiu [LENG LAAA ... REAL ONE! VERY LENG!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Ramley burger

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My Teteks [ASS ALSO NOT BAD WAT ?]

Why ?
cuz there are people who love me teteks.. including my lober [rojaks] *winkwink* [*AHEM*]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Gottttttt.. you come check for yourself la [YOU ASKING ME IZZIT?]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Still my tetekz.

Why ?
Paul Tan said mine is still not the biggest! he found someone else with a bigger tetekz!!! ARGHH!!! [YAHOR DAT DAY PAULTAN GOT SHOW ME THE PIC ALSO]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Nope.. lost to some yap pun jai.. boh shiok oh.. yappun mou feel ma ;p [ERR... 1ST TIME IS LIDAT ONE LA LOL!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Yes, normally before sex I will ask my partner to put on those safety equipments like leather underwear, hand cuffs and whip ... [-_-"]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Lengchai
Nice rod
Muskular

Favourite phrase
Lober

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
G string... [I LOVE GUYS IN BOXERS =)~~~~~~~]

What do you think of fear factor ?
Yummy!! [i mean the hot topless guys. not the worms n shit]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read rojaks daily.
Rojaks is a malaysian delicacy and therefore we should semangat malaysia boleh. okay wtf.. rojaks daily is very educational in almost all areas... especially sexually.. since government aso dowan to implement more sex studies mai this is a suitable alternative! :P [ALO! ROJAKS DAILY IS NOT A DEDICATED SEX BLOG LA!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
NO! MCHKNN!!!

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
I flash them my boobs when they are doing their stunts, sure they will fail one! [WILL CAUSE TRAGIC ACCIDENT ALSO!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Kennysia

Do you think the pic of that guy on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
Hensemmmmmm!!! [eh this one stating the obvious ler]







KIMBERLY
Name : Kimberlycun
Age : 21
Occupation : Student
Sex : F
Resides in : KL
URL : http://www.kimberlycun.com/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
I AM EVERYONE'S DREAM. [EH BM, I NEBER DREAM OF U BEFOH LER]

You think you are pretty anot ?
I AM PERFECT. [+_+"]

Favourite Malaysian food
WANTAN MEE [WANTANMEEN PWN!!!!]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
SKIN.

Why ?
COZ IT'S PERFECT.

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
DONCH HAVE. [WHATS THAT ON YOUR A.... ERR.. NVM]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
UPPER ARMS.

Why ?
COZ THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE PARIS HILTON'S ARMS. [THOSE WERE ARMS? I THOT SHE PUT WHAT KINDA STICK ON HER SHOULDERS]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
DUH. JUST NOW. TOM CRUISE. SI BEH SYIOK. [-_-""]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
PLEASE PRACTISE SAFE SEX.

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
RICH AND HANDSOME.

Favourite phrase
GOT TWO ACTUALLY.
1.I WANT TO EAT
2.HUMP ME <- [GUYS U SEE THIS ANOT ?]

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
G-STRING.

What do you think of fear factor ?
GUILTY PLEASURE. [PLEASURE ? WATCHING OR PARTICIPATING? ]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read rojaks daily
THEY SHOULDN'T. THEY SHOULD READ KIMBERLYCUN.COM ONLY. [MAKAI MAU CURI SPOTLIGHT KA!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
CANNOT. [BUT BUT I DONT MEAN IT ONE WOR]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
EAT MY SHIT. [WUAHHHHHHHH DATS SCARY MAN!!!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Lcf. [WUAH ... WE ARE WALKING ON DANGEROUS GROUND HERE]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
I THINK THE PLANKTONS WERE PRETTY TURNED ON. [EH PLANKTON TURNED ON LEDI CHANGE TO WHAT KALER ONE HUH?]






REALLY BITES
Name : betul-betul gigit
Age : Muda Lagi
Occupation : mamasan.
Sex : female lah! cis
Resides in : dalam hutan tropical kat satu pulau dekat garisan khatulistiwa
URL : http://reallybites.net/mtt



Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
i really bite. [BITE WHERE? FOR HOW LONG ?]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
i no hansem laa. [BUT I AM HANSEM MAH!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Laksa! [NOW I KNOW WHY U GOT SO MANY PIMPLES LOL!]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
Cibai wat kinda question is this ar.hmm my eyes. [ ERR .. YOUR ANSWER IS CIBAI OR EYES AR ?]

Why ?
Coz they can output 50V with 10A of current! keng or not! [WOW! YOUR CIBAI CAN GENERATES ELECTRICITY ONE!!! KENG LAR!!!]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
gotttttttttttttt at my ass there.a pickchure of rojak lor.you wanan see ar? [YES PULEZZZ LEMME SEE!!!]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
My hair.the above punya head punya hair arr. [WHERE ELSE GOT HAIR ?]

Why ?
Dont be so kaypo la.ish. [ .I. ] *.I. = EMOTICON FOR MIDDLE FINGER

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Mahai! i duwan answer this question! hmph. [OK OK I KNOW LEDI ... I M SURE THE BAD EXPERIENCE WILL GO AWAY ... TIME WILL HEAL ... LOL!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash Helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Aiyo where got wear seat belts wan.wear di,how to move la! must ask the other person to wear multiple condoms also.one for each color. especially when the other fella's cock is thin,must wear more condoms,so that they cock will look fatter. [HAHAHA!!! YOU MEAN YOUR BF GOT SMALL DI.... AH NVM...]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Must be as lengjai as (or more than) rojak! akekke. [WOW PPL IN PG ALSO KNOW BOUT MY LENGJAI LOOKS EDI AR ?]

Favourite phrase
knnmcbmchlanjiaucibaipukimahaiwtffuckyou! [WOW ... I THINK THIS WORD CAN GO INTO THE GUINESS REKOD LEDI]

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Boxers la...eh wait...not asking what i like on guys hor? .akaka none of the above.natural is the way to go babeh!. [DENIAL DENIAL .... WE NOW KNOW U LIKE TO WEAR BOXERS ONE HAHAHA!]

What do you think of fear factor ?
I think its veli stupid.but sometimes,the stupid plp quite cute also. [WE CALL PPL LIDIS BIMBO LOL!]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
I wont promote to them la.bad influence.tsk tsk tsk. Okay la i gib u face..i will tell them... reading rojaks make my day, its just so fucking hillarious, unlike the owner, whos just plain boring!
disclaimer : saying someone is boring is a compliment okay! [EH YOU ALSO BORING PERSON AND ITS COMPLIMENTARY FROM ME :P]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
hmm more like karma la lahling. [KARMA? KURMA IZZIT ? RAYA KAMBING MAH]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Got lah.got so many cute guys.hmm,dunno wor.prob the eating part.you have to add me only u know. akakaka. [MAYBE YOU DO THAT GHOST LOOK LIKE THE PIC IN YOUR MSN ?]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Errrr.....this one kenot answer.....after i kena belasah...=p [PUSSY!]

Do you think the pic on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
Of coz! sangat teramat hansem! *vomits blood [YOU MENTIONED THIS 3 TIMES LEDI U KNOW, MAKING ME BLUSH :P]




SUANIE TEW
Name : suanie the hottest chick in the world, no arguments
Age : of legal age in most countries already
Occupation : converting oxygen to carbon
Sex : hot chick
Resides in : call me for directions thanks
URL : http://www.suanie.net/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
i am so hot kthxbai [ESPECIALLY IN BIKINI LINK]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
need to ask meh?!? [ERR ... FURONG JIEJIE ALSO SAY SHES PRETTY WOR!]

Favourite Malaysian food
keropok lekor, fat and 7 inches long [ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT I THINK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ?]

Which part of your body are you most proud of? why ?
i am proud of every part because they make up the hot chick that i am [I THINK U HOTTER THAN SPG LER]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
don't have, i sked kena cucuk benda kecik [IF BENDA BESAR U SKED ANOT ?]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
this question is not relevant why ? see above

still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
you can come and claim me [WHO? ME ???]

do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
The whole divers set

criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
not too ugly, not shorter than me, not stupid [EH ... THIS PERSON SUSAH MAU FIND LER ... IF GOT STOK ALSO SURE KENA BOOK LEDI ONE ]

Favourite phrase
what the fuck

panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
red hot grannies panties [OMFG!!! KINKY!!!]

what do you think of fear factor ?
sucks

in less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
because after you read rojaks daily, you would truly appreciate the great blog that suanie.net is [ALO! GIBE ABIT FACE CAN AR ?]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
sure, if you wanna kena tumbuk by me, then be known as one of the undesirables.. but it won't happen lah coz if true then i would be long dead by now [ ..... SO FIERCE ONE MEH LU ?]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
i seem to have the uncanny talent to making people puke just by showing up. i don't know why [EVER CONSIDERED SWITCHING YOUR PERFUME TO SOME OTHER BRAND ? IF U R USING ANY IF NOT IT MUST BE THE NATURAL STENCH LOL!]

if you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
kah soon kekekeke [OI! PLS REFRAIN YOURSELF FROM FLAMING PROBLOGGERS OR PROBLOGGERS TO BE OK?]

Do you think the pic on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
Absolutely [THIS ONE I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU]



LILIAN CHAN

Name : The one and only 5xmom
Age : Still young la
Occupation : Cyber phat phor with a golden heart
Sex : Quite often jugak la
Resides in : Island of rojaks and laksa - Penang
URL : http://www.chanlilian.net


Questions :


Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Fuwah, KNN, this woman best! [MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Very lenglui [ARE YOU RELATED TO FURONG JIEJIE IN ANY WAY?]

Favourite Malaysian food
Durian

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My cibai [OMFG!!!]

Why ?
Can give birth to so many humans, sure most useful mah [TRUE ALSO WOR!]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
- Nochet got but if got, I will tattoo ROJAKZ on my butt [EH WHY ALL PENANG CHARBOHS GOT THIS HABIT OF TATTOOING THINGS ON BUTT ONE HAR?]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Choy...why wanna change such a beautiful body like mine [+_+"]

Why ?
That's why lor, I am too good liao

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Apa itu virgin? Never heard before for a long time liao. Why you want to know? You pervert ah? You pimp for virgin girls ah? I heard you can get a virgin to de-flower for RM40,000 in kiasuland. Cilaka, last time why no one tells me leh? I rugi sai. If not RM40,000 masuk pocket. [EH NOW ALSO CAN MAH! GOTO YAPUN AND REDO YOUR V LA! THEN GOTO KIASULAND AND SELL IT FOR 40K! LOL!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash
helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Boys and girls, it is not good to practice safe sex. Best practice is no sex. Treasure your body. It is sacred. Give it only to the man you marry, on your wedding night. *ok, ok, change mode* You want to know hor? Why you want to know? Sei pat koong. [OII!! KNOT SCOLD HOST ONE!!!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
The crazy answers : Rich, an orphan, hunky with long dick that last and last and last like the Eveready bunny and skillful.
The serious answers : Trustworthy, reliable, responsible, hard working (in work and bed LOL), have vision and must love children.

Favourite phrase
Siao ah?

Panty or G-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Only when I need to go out. [NO WEAR WINDY AR ?]

What do you think of fear factor ?
The world is getting sicker. [BUT THAT SHOW GOT LENGJAI WITH HALF A BRAIN ONE WOR!]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
Rojakz has everything all in one. He is fatherly sometimes, talk like Yesou sometimes and most importantly, he can see the jokes in everything. [WUAH ... FREE ADVERTISEMENT!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
Only one sucker would do that. BEEP BEEP!! TOOT TOOT!!! (censored) [RELEKS AUNTY RELEKS!!!]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Willwolf always threatening ppls by asking me to rape them, I think they will run like siao if I wanna rape them also OR i can do my twin sister parody! they sure afraid one! [WHOA! BE AFRAID!!! BE VEHLEE AFRAID!!!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
You want me to kena sai meh? I dare not tell you leh. But if you want to know MSN lah. [PUSSY!]

Do you think the pic on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
Gives me orgasm every time. I print it out and stick it on my bedroom ceiling so when my ATM make love to me i easily can cum. [ATM??? YOU ARE MARRIED ??? CHIBAI LAR! KENA CONNED! THIS ONE IS MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTE POST LAAA LOL! SOLI WRONG PLACE LIOW ]





FIREANGEL - BLOG IDOL

Name : FireAngel
Age : 25 years young
Occupation : Lap dancer
Sex : Chic
Resides in : Rum Jungle
URL : http://welovefireange.com



Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Siau sometimes. Otherwise quite normal. [ AND PRETTY EVERYTIME!]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
I'm pretty hansem [ WE KNEW THAT ALREDI]

Favourite Malaysian food.
So hard to choose. But if kena gun point and force to make decision then chicken rice is the best. kai hong. with lotsa charp. The rice and soup must be nice also. Got one place near my office VERY NICE one email me I intro you can no problem. You know ah... there was one year I spend ALMOST EVERY DAY eating chicken rice for lunch. Yum. [OK CAN SOMEONE FIND OUT THAT CHIKEN LICE SHOP AND WE ALL GO CAMP THERE EVERYDAY WAIT FOR HER TO SHOW UP!]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
erm. erm. ermm... my hair? (on the head one lar TIU!) [OF COZ LAR! IF NOT WHERE ELSE WOR ....]

Why ?
because my face a bit farked abit and my hair and swish here and swish there abit like shampoo advert yeay and then and then sumtimes at night in the club when is dark dark and people cannot see my face... they see my hair and they mistake me for a hotchick. Sometimes got lah. [HMMM HOTCHICK WITH DENIAL SYNDROM]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
no tatoo. want to get but chicken shit scared of pain. if i get it will be at the small of the back. supposed to be veryyy sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy............ [EH! YOU CAN GET KY TO GO WITH YOU THEN U BITE ON HIS FINGERS IF PAIN LER LOL!]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
I NEED SOME BOOBS. [SOME BOOBS IS HOW MANY ? MORE THAN 2 ?]

Why ?
Abit fucking obvious right [I DONT THINK SO, MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK TO ACCESS THE REAL SITUATION? ITS FOR SCIENCE SAKE OKAY?!!!]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Erm this question abit too intimate dowan to answer ok

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Fire extinguisher and ejector seats very important.

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Same wave length. like me.. except more masculine and intelligent and more leng chai and more talent and more money and more…. [ERR ... MEN LIDAT ALL EITHER TAKEN OR THEY ARE GAY ONE ... TARAK STOK LEDI LER!]

Favourite phrase
Fuck you lah tiu

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Panty. more comfy. g string like getting wedgy all the time. [*SLURPSSS*]

What do you think of fear factor ?
Stupid lanjiau waste of time show lah [ -_-"]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
Because it is TEH PWN YOU NOOBSS!!!!1111oneoneone [EVERYONE KNOW THAT LEDI LER .....]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
Of course not DIU. both my knees farked up already u want me to kena what fuck more accident hah?!?!?!? [SEKIU!!! SEKIU!! HELP ME HERE! SHES GETTING VIOLENT!] *SEKIU = Security IN canto

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Got watch. I can dance like baboon on cili padi. Quite scary wan. Apperently people just stare and go WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?!?!!!!11111oneoneone [BABOON CAN DANCE ?? SCARY SHIT!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
......rojaks obviously DUH. he kenot sing kenot dance but he does his best to entertain. lalalalla. *runs* [OI! WRONG ANSWER LAR!]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
*chokes on PHLEGM* *cough cough* *dies* [WANT LIDAT MEH? :P ]



A BIG tenkiu for all the above bloggers for their time and willingness to participate in this sick scam interview of mine HAHAHA! It was fun reading all the feedback sent by you gals! YOU GALS ROCKS!! I LEBIU ALL!!!

Eerr ... ok guys now you peeple owe me big time ok ? I went thru lotsa torturing and begging to get you all this kinda infos so read them properly then if you think got candidate ngam you, you can leave me a message in my comment asking for their tel number ... pls included RM 88 as processing fees, CASH !

24 comments:

  1. Woi. Lilian still eligible meh? Ok la. Give you chance la. 5 out of 6 still ok la.

    *Lilian throws her bra macam boomerang at Willwolf*

    *Willwolf dodge it*

    Hahaha.

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  2. pheeweeet Lilian jiejie!

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  3. kakaka u use that pic ar lober.. lol .. wad la u .. edit till lidat *-) :PPP muaks

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  4. WAHAHAHA.... now rojaks also reporter also aa?

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  5. i think hor, wingz needs to meet more female bloggers... :P

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  6. Penny look so leng leh in the pic

    EY looks like tat one ar?

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  7. s0rcy : yalor EY looks like that wan! now u dun like her di hor?

    rojakz ar,u got my link wrong la! i wanna killl you ediiiiiii!

    AND YOU CURI THAT PICCCCCCCCCCC!

    knnmcbmchlanjiaucibaipukimahaiwtffuckyou!

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  8. hmm... the only question i found myself reading was "are u still a virgin" lol :P

    no good answers tho

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  9. cilakak wingz. why never do 6 Most Eligible Male Bloggers hah? I qualify already...

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  10. pretty maidens all in a row...

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  11. eh, why no swimsuit and evening gown photos wan?

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  12. ROFLMAO...

    You are the man !!

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  13. willwolf : kakakaka i conned her into this one la

    emperor : wuah u have eksquisite taste for woman hor ? lol!

    lober : muacks bek!

    simon : i thinking mau run pimping kompeni ler lol!

    totoro : dunwan! i got enuff up my sleeve edi :P

    s0rcy : penny always leng one ler ... EY pulak ... er...

    reallybites : u lar! tido tido! ask u for url u dunwan give!

    wyejon : virgin good meh ? like cold dead fish only wor ...

    din : kih kih kih on da way! oi lu mau join ka ? email me your pic la ... faster!

    Jxt2J : got anyone u wanna date ? i throw in condom FOC!

    simmie : swimsuit got lar but u gotta pay extra if u wanna see lol

    sapien : tenkiu !!!

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  14. Wah.. so detailed. When u wanna interview me pulak?

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  15. EY wat i meant was u look different leh..from other pics.

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  16. oi wingz...emial gua suah hantar larrr...

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  17. Hahaha, cool :)

    Need to submit pix ah? :p

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  18. Oi, got enquiry yet or not? I wait hor?

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  19. WTF! Wah, Rojak man becomes blog pimping man....*clap clap clap clap* impress, good work dude! so, one nite how much ah and what kind of service ah? =)

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  20. WALIEW! You be careful hor!? Later I bok you and say its all fair. ;)

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  21. Kenneth10:46 pm

    *boks Wingz*

    *waits for accident to happen*

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  22. FireAngel8:56 am

    Woot! Who is this Bryan Sapien! Can hump one onot? Bagi nombor cepat cepat!

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  23. Yup, can hump one!!

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