21 September 2005

Men are still men!

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do
with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves
him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money...

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Then he married the one with the largest breasts.
Men are still Men!!!

9 comments:

  1. err, why the bigger breasts? not very useful having too big breasts. they sag as they age.

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  2. did u get the video of the gal (look like above 1), who crushed beer cans with them boobs?

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  3. that is just appaling....

    i think it can squeeze my head into bits of shreds.

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  4. Another plate of funny rojak! u can park a kancil in those valley of hers. anyhoo, big tatas get in the way of fun, can cause accident too.

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  5. hmmmm just a little bit bigger than Dai Por Lin i think.

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  6. she must have very strong back muscle to balance her "burden"!

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  7. my man boobs are bigger.

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  8. pencil test, anyone? *snickers* heard this too many times, used to humour stiff-necked ppl with this one. *grin*

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  9. Wah. The jugs to feed a nation.

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